theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #18

Prompt Post #18

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Everyone sees nicky and his intense eyes and strong features and thinks ‘oh now thats a mystery man’ hes got people trailing after him in supermarkets and cafes wondering whats going in his head because a man with a gaze that piercing MUST be some sorta spy (he kinda is but will not be sharing that with anybody) one day someone sidles up to a team member and asks about ‘that cool guy by the bar you entered with’ and the team member just busts out laughing because first of all, theyve seen nicky throw a fit over the smallest thing, and secondly, nicky over by the bar definitely is either replaying moments of when joes ass has been stuck in his face or waterloo by abba endlessly.

Im thinking a 5+1 thing? Maybe five times someone thought nicky was mysterious and one time they knew he absolutely fucking wasnt. Starting with joe all the way to nile with some outsiders thrown in? This is lowkey based of a tiktok and some art ive seen on tumblr lol

Forced pregnancy treated seriously: Booker get's pregnant and absolutely does not want to have a child. But one of the team members is the other parent, and in his mind this is the only way to remain close to his family, right? Even more so, because the other parent wants to have that baby. Make it heavy, make it ache. Make his body and autonomy a topic of argument for the others, and make him pissed about that. He wants it gone and feels violated, he is not going to be a happy parent especially as his previous trauma flares up. But he also can't deal with this alone.

Make it a/b/o, "weird science happened", trans!Booker, or some other explanation for it, writer's pick. I'm not picky about parings either, but please don't solve all the problems with true love. Oh and no shaming for having an abortion narratives please, even if the characters may have different opinions and beliefs about it.

+ 10 for nonromantic/platonic sexual intimacy
+ 100 for the other parent of the child having a meltdown of their own
+ 10000000 monoromantic relationships are not held superior over other kinds of relationships

Nicky’s alpha has to go away from a while and Nicky is about to have his heat. Nicky gets dropped off at Joe’s who is an omega sitter, he takes care of omegas in heat whose alphas can’t be with them during that time for whatever reason.

Bonus:
- dubcon with Nicky initially resisting Joe during his heat and Joe having to coax him but once he’s inside of him, Nicky cant get enough of Joe’s cock

+1000

Re: Nicky/Joe + Nicky/outros - a/b/o, ômega sentado

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Joe is a poet by heart. He loves to write down what he feels, especially about a certain Genoese. And sometimes he "lost" his poetry (because maybe they had to flee and leave everything they had with them behind) and some archeologists found his poems many, many years later.

Okay, now... some of Joe's poetry got rediscovered and is published (much to Joe's chagrin because it's his poetry, it was for Nicky and not for everyone and their uncle but there's nothing he can do about it now and he hates it).

And then one or the other songwriter got inspired by Joe's poems and used them in their songs...

Give me 5 songs based on Joe's poems he hates and one he actually loves :D

Joe and Quynh are very competitive. Somehow they get onto the topic of who’s better in bed. To prove who is better they decide to have a competition on who can thoroughly wreck their lover the fastest.

I don’t care who wins I just wanna see Joe and Quynh taking their lovers apart side by side and side eyeing each other and commenting snarkily on the other’s techniques. (Really? You’re going to do it THAT way?)

Bonus points if they actually learn things from each other and Nicky and Andy are both very pleased with both the event and the outcome!

+1000000 yes please!!

Re: Joe/Nicky + Quynh/Andy

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17 year old omega!Nicky has been promised to alpha Steven Merrick by his father. Nicky hates this, as Merrick is a terrible person and his father just made the match for financial reasons. Merrick has already told Nicky that he won't be allowed to go to college or get a job, and he's expected to stay home, have babies, and spread his legs when Merrick tells him - for both Merrick and his business associates.

Omegas can't legally be bonded until they're 18 (although can actually be bonded as soon as they have their first heat), which gives Nicky a few weeks to find someone else to bond him. Somehow he finds alpha!Joe, who agrees to bond him. (Joe is in his 30s and fed up of being told by his family he needs to settle down.)

The bonding happens, and Nicky gets disowned by his family, so moves in with Joe.

What starts as an arrangement of convenience becomes more, and they totally fall in love.

Top!Joe only.

+1000

Re: Joe/Nicky, a/b/o'verse, Bonding of Convenience

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Andy has a huge collection of sex toys in all their safe houses. Nile accidentally stumbles upon it while looking for something else; Andy offers to give her a demonstration of her favourites.

Yes!

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Booker enjoys going down on Nile so much that he can come untouched while pleasuring her. They’re both into it.

+10000

Joe is an incurable romantic, right? What if he's been saving himself for when it feels right? He's a passionate man, sure, and he's had urges, but he always thought sex was supposed to be something beautiful you share with the person you love, not some sordid one-off (and maybe not even something you do with yourself, alone?). He's as surprised as anyone that "the person he loves" turns out to be a Christian with (formerly) poor personal hygiene and enough guilt to fill an ocean, but here they are, and Joe's ready to experience what he's been waiting for. Good thing Nicky knows what he's doing.

(Bonus: Joe or Nicky gets a little lost in his head and has a hard time coming because they want to last and make it good?)

Yes +10000

Nicky is not an immortal, never been. He's acutally Hades, the God of the Underworld. It's his job to decide whereto a soul goes (Elysium, Tartarus, Mourning fields etc). He has people in the Underworld who do the everyday business so he can stay away for some time.

But then something happens he never expected. A warrior, killed in a war in Jerusalm, appears in his realms and he falls for him immediately. He decides to give him immortality and accompnies him since then. He even had changed his memories so he thought they had killed each other many times and were both immortals.

Nicky had granted immortality before, to people he considered worth of it (Andromache, a Scythian warror, Sebastien, a french warrior...) but they don't remember him being the God of the Underworld, too.

And then a mortal with the name Copley finds out about the Immortals and why they are immortal (the true reason) and he wants Nicky to give immortality to other people, too (and maybe get back his wife) and so he tells Merrick...

+ every now and then Nicky leaves when some weird people appear and ask him for his presence
+ he can't restore the immortality once it fades
+ he knows where Quynh is but other gods had decided her fate and he's not allowed to interfere
+ he gives Nile immortality because he sensed that Booker is lonely and needs company

GIMME!!!!!!

Re: Joe/Nicky - Nicky is Hades, the God of the Underworld

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Joseph and Nicolas catch Andy and Booker getting all hot and heavy and immediately ship them.
because of their own life experience/world view they reason anything that pants-down sexy must equate to true love. or at least romantic love.
what they don’t count on is two very dangerous/horny/sad immortals who have a very different view on fucking.

Oh this is kind of sad but a very interesting prompt!

Re: Joe and Nicky ship Andy/Booker

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After Merrick, Booker isn't exiled. Instead, he's going to spend the next hundred years having as many children as possible, a life for every one lost as the result of his betrayal.

Non or dubcon, it doesn't matter but he really shouldn't enjoy or want it. He won't outright fight or struggle though, as he's earned this punishment he'll take it like a good soldier.

I like this.

I found some really nice fanarts of Joe as Gryffindor and Nicky as Hufflepuff and I couldn't stop thinking about it.Also, Joe played Quidditch if I remember correctly.

After a while with the team Nile decides to finally go to art school and she loves it. But there she sometimes stumbles upon stuff Joe drew or painted and about pictures with Nicky on it. :D

Of course it's extremeley helpful with her papers to be able to ask the artist (or the model). Her grades are awesome.

+ one day Joe tells her something about one of his paintings and she uses it for her paper but her professor is of completely different opinion and Joe is just angry that people don't understand his art anymore
+ she gets to see more of Nicky than she ever wanted to see and her fellow students wonder why she just turned beet red
+ she also finds art about Andy

Love this! I'm just picturing poor Nile caught between 'Nicky, I was in the military, it's not that I didn't expect to see my roommate's naked ass eventually, I just didn't expect I'd be able to buy a tote bag with a painting of it at the British Museum gift shop' and 'Andy, is this tiddies out 4th century BCE sculpture of you? No? You sure? How about this one?'

Re: Joe/Nicky & Nile - Nile goes to art school... and stumbles upon stuff from Joe and Nicky

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Way back on the battlefield, Nicky and Joe meet for the first time and, as always happens when true mates first meet, immediately go into heat and rut. This doesn't stop then from killing each other.

The only problem is... they come back. And since they're stuck in the same physical state they were at first death, they're not permanently stuck at the height of their respective cycles.

How does this change things for them over the centuries? Are they tired of constantly being horny and out of it? How in control are they? Do suppressants make any difference, and for how long? How do others (both the guard and strangers) react around them, as a clearly freshly-mated couple who are just... out and about?

I just watched the whole of Bridgerton, and, well...I want that Episode 3 scene about pleasuring yourself, with Joe and Nicky in any form.

(If you haven’t seen Bridgerton, just picture either Joe or Nicky explaining masturbation to a very, very sheltered partner)

Pretty much what it says on the tin. No powers AU, Canon powers, I don’t mind. I just want lots of angst and concern. One/both tied up and unable to intervene on behalf of the other is a bonus. Please and thank you!

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I have this scene in my head and I can't get it out of it so I need fic!!

Nicky and Joe are captured and their capturers come to take Joe but Nicky insists they keep their fingers off of him and the boss smirks and asks Nicky if he want to take his place. And Nicky says yes.

So instead of Joe the evil guys take Nicky, tie his hands behind his back and drag him away to whatever they planned to do to Joe while Joe is locked in a cell and yells at the capturers they should take him but they don't listen anymore...

Please! Can someone make this come true?

Re: Nicky/Joe - do you want to take his place? (maybe non-con, maybe torture)

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Porn with feelings is one of my favorite things, so: Five Times Joe and Nicky invited Booker into their bed and the one time they told him to stay.

You do not need to be explicit with the smut if you do not want to, although that would be lovely and much appreciated.

Just give me Joe&Nicky and Booker catching feelings throughout decades worth of hookups while thinking that the other party is only interested in friendship and sex.

Angst With A Happy Ending, please.

Bonus for Bottom!Booker, but it is not a must.

Double Bonus for Exasperated!Andy dropping hints that they are too oblivious to understand.

Oh I would love to see this! Especially “the one time they told him to stay” :)

Re: Joe/Nicky becomes Booker/Joe/Nicky, 5 + 1, Mutual Pining

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Fill: Bedfellows

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Au based on this comic: https://mythjae.wordpress.com/2016/01/28/fated-3/

Joe and Nicky are playing a ttrpg, Andy is their DM. The setting is some crazy fantasy nonsense. Nile mocks them for having the least original character names ever (Yusuf and Nicolò?? You’re just- those are just your names!)

Their characters, who are enemies, get into a fight and fail their way into an epic romance. Joe and Nicky have been crushing on each other for months and cannot even look at each other, they’re so embarrassed.

Bonus points if Joe winks at Nicky bcs he’s a flirt.
Bonus points also if Nicky’s character is a reforming orc.

Re: Joe/Nicky, D&D comic AU

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Nicky doesn't has any specific scent, so Nile thinks he's a beta, unlike the rest of the team, who are all alphas. Then Nicky develops a fever one day, and when Nile goes to touch him to see if he's okay, Joe pushes her away, growling, before hustling Nicky into their bedroom.

Andy explains that Nicky's an omega, but has no scent except for when he's in heat, due to the suppressants he takes.

After Nicky's heat, he and Joe approach Nile. Joe apologises, but Nile tells him it's fine, and had she realised Nicky was Joe's omega, she would never have tried to touch him when he was in heat.

She asks why Nicky takes suppressants, and it turns out the church did something to him when he was mortal that increased his scent. (Totally for nefarious reasons, so he smelled good to all the priests and soldiers who used him to slake their lusts.)

Usually Nicky suppresses his scent fully, but then something happens on a mission...

If smut, top!Joe / bottom!Nicky only, please.

+1000 yes, please

Re: Joe/Nicky, a/b/o'verse, Nile doesn't know Nicky's an omega

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Dark universe where everyone is a dom/sub. Andy and Joe are two doms and lifelong best friends. They’ve done every thing together. They went to school together, opened a business together, bought an apartment together, share a bed together and today they kidnapped a sub named Nicky together. It's really about time they had one. They look forward to sharing him too.

*Feel free to play with the kind of culture they’re in. Is it accepted for doms to kidnapped subs? Accepted by kind of old fashioned? Illegal, but not really enforced? Illegal, but who believes a sub anyway?

+1000

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe/Andy, Joe/Nicky/Andy, Dom/Sub, Dark AU

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Booker and Joe are miserable - Booker's down about his actions and being dumped by the group for 100 years. Joe isn't coping with the betrayal which has brought up insecurities that he had abandoned centuries ago.

Once Andy has healed and Nile has settled in, Joe announces that he needs a break and some time on his own to process. Nicky's like I don't think so? An argument ensues and Joe leaves during the night convinced it's for the best. He ends up on some far flung island where be happens to bump into a certain Frenchman. Chaos ensues, followed by 6 months of Joe and Booker healing together.

This has potential to be full on angst or crack, either way as long as everyone has a happy ending!

Damn, this sounds good!!! +1!

(Kinda based on a story from Fablehaven)

Joe accidentally drops something very precious of his in a pond. Unfortunately for him, that pond is home to a naiad named Nicky (nice alliteration) who will not think twice about drowning any who enters his pond and refuses to give Joe his item back. So Joe decides to come to the pond everyday to annoy Nicky into giving him his thing back.

+ In this verse, Naiads can become mortal by exiting the body of water in which they live (Which they never do and it'd take a lot for them to do so). In the water, they are immortal and drown people for sport (because they think human lives are so fleeting). So you have to be extremely weary around bodies of water.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ +1 what a fun concept!! I wonder what the outcome would be....

Re: Joe/Nicky, How to Woo a Naiad

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What it says on the tin. Just Nicky in some frilly, lacy, silky panties... and Joe loves it :D

Re: Joe/Nicky - Nicky finds out he loves wearing lingerie

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Nicky, suave

Booker + the team, Forced pregnancy with complications

Nicky/Joe + Nicky/other - a/b/o, omega sitting

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Joe/Nicky - songs based on Joe's poetry 5+1

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Joe/Nicky + Quynh/Andy

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Joe/Nicky, a/b/o'verse, Bonding of Convenience

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Andy/Nile, sex toys

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Booker/Nile, coming untouched

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Joe/Nicky, inexperienced Joe

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Joe/Nicky - Nicky is Hades, the God of the Underworld

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Joe and Nicky ship Andy/Booker

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Booker/team, making new life as punishment

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Joe/Nicky Hogwarts AU!

Joe/Nicky & Nile - Nile goes to art school... and stumbles upon stuff from Joe and Nicky

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ABO Joe/Nicky, eternal heat/rut

Joe/Nicky, very inexperienced

Joe/Nicky Home Invasion

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Nicky/Joe - do you want to take his place? (maybe non-con, maybe torture)

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Joe/Nicky becomes Booker/Joe/Nicky, 5 + 1, Mutual Pining

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Joe/Nicky, D&D comic AU

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Joe/Nicky, a/b/o'verse, Nile doesn't know Nicky's an omega

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Joe/Nicky, Joe/Andy, Joe/Nicky/Andy, Dom/Sub, Dark AU

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Joe + Booker - healing together

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Joe/Nicky, How to Woo a Naiad

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Joe/Nicky - Nicky finds out he loves wearing lingerie

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