theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #8

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Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink are welcome (with the sole exception of sexual scenarios involving human(oid) characters under 14).

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From: (Anonymous)

Booker has no choice but to follow Qyunh and obey her. She’s unhinged and dangerous and not above torturing him for hours because she’s bored. She also likes to fuck him. He doesn’t resist her physically (he tried once, he won’t be making that mistake again) he doesn’t even tell her he doesn’t want it anymore, she gets off on him being clearly upset by what she’s doing with him, taunting him the entire time, making him do and say things he definitely doesn’t want to do and say, and shaming him after he comes. Threatens him with anal rape if he doesn’t comply. Basically he just lays there oozing shame, while she takes what she wants.

Bonus - she makes it clear that he deserves it because he betrayed the team, and convinces him that the rest would approve of what she’s doing

From: (Anonymous)

Joe and Nicky knew each other since they were kids. (I know in canon Joe is 3 years older but let’s make it less than a year here). They were inseparable, where one went the other would follow, they eventually became each other’s first kiss and first love.
Then college came, they went their separate ways, lost contact.

Now, shockingly, they moved into the same town/building. They meet for coffee, reminisce about the past, it’s nice, except when they go back to their places they both realise “oh shit I’m not over him!! But clearly he doesn’t feel the same way about me...”

Cue romcom shenanigans.

Bonuses:
+ Joe and Booker are roommates but Nicky things they are a thing
+ Nicky has a baby from previous relationship
+ they get drunk and have sex but the next morning both decide it’s been a Big Mistake but only because they think the other one thinks it was a mistake

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky is either alpha or omega, who’s always been mating with people with secondary gender opposite to him. It’s never been satisfying though. He’s been told how taking a knot/knotting is suppose to be a near divine experience and it’s nice, sure but it’s not nice. It just is.
He meets Joe who’s the same secondary gender as him and they hit it off. Nicky realises he’s in love with him, but that cannot be, alphas don’t fall in love with other alphas/omegas don’t fall in love with other omegas. Except they do and he just did.

When him and Joe finally make love, Nicky understands what people mean when they say that sex is suppose to feel like out of this world.

(This is framed as modern AU but can absolutely work in the context of canon and immortality)

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky and Keane are a thing and things go great, until Nicky discovers Keane’s been also sleeping with his boss. When confronted Keane accuses him of being an idiot who doesn’t understand that a) he’s doing it for them, fucking Merrick gives a lot of benefits, including financial ones and b) Nicky is such a prude and frigid bitch, that shit, of course he’s going to fuck other people.

Nicky is heartbroken but accepts this.

Joe is Nicky’s friend and one day, after they have a bit too much to drink, Nicky asks Joe to have sex with him, so he could correct his technique.

Up to you how good/bad Nicky actually is but it ends with Nicky breaking up with Keane and (potentially?) getting together with Joe

From: (Anonymous)

How fast do the immortals heal when they get nommed on by dinosaurs? Are the Old Guard the infinite chocolates of the dinosaur world?

From: (Anonymous)

Give me them breaking in somewhere to steal something. Some elaborate heist job. Something like Ocean's 11 level bullshit.

Give me them going to a gala in bespoke suits and dresses. Give me all the undercover moments.

From: (Anonymous)

Keane is immortal. He gets accepted into the team, however, him and Nile start to wonder, I mean, the last time two immortals appeared at the same time it ended as the greatest love story ever told. Are Keane and Nile suppose to be a thing? Everyone seems to think so.

Cue awkward dates, even more awkward sex (or attempts at sex) and general lack of romantic chemistry.

From: (Anonymous)

In response to the earlier (and beautifully filled) prompt of Nicky going off for watching Joe being a hot manly man, Joe definitely gets the same way for Nicky. Watching him fight, watching him train... but he especially enjoys when it's 'domestic' manliness - ie: chopping wood, repairing cars, building furniture. One day Joe just has had enough watching his husband doing housework and decides to push him down and ride him until they're both breathless.

Super extra bonus for Nicky's love handles (I love soft tum squish).

From: (Anonymous)

Merrick gets Joe with a drug that renders him completely immobile. Think a Hold Person spell from DND or kanima poison. Joe's awake and alert and incapable of doing anything.

The worst part is safety is just around the corner. Maybe someone from the team or a civilian is in the next room or they're in a van and all Joe has to do is get a word out. Somehow.

Merrick has Joe for hours. At one point he gets Joe off and smears Joe's cum over Joe's face, taunting him the entire time about how weak and pathetic Joe is. How much he wants it how this is all he's good for.

And when the team finds him/rescues him, Merrick's plugged him up with something humiliating that Joe needs help getting out of, like a baseball bat or baton. Or he's stuck Joe's rings so far inside him Joe needs help getting them out.

Watersports bonus is, after he's done Merrick pees in Joe's mouth or ass when he's done. Only if the kink calls to you, Nonnie I am more than grateful for any fill!

I prefer Merrick because he's frankly... Pathetic. B) But I'd be down for Keane, Booker or OMC.

From: (Anonymous)

The team have known each other since basically the dawn of time. Beyond the whole not-dying thing, Nile's biggest learning curve is the fact they are all so casually close in a way that takes centuries to develop.

E.g.,
- She's pretty sure the boys all share one set of mixed up clothes
- They sit down to eat and there are a bunch of drinks on the table, but she realises she's the only one that sticks to her own glass
- Booker just chilling in the bathroom for a chat while Joe has a bath
- Nicky and Booker napping together on the same couch
- Andy absently scratching her fingers through Booker's hair
- Joe and Nicky reading a book together, full on waiting for the other to finish what's on the page before turning it
- Platonically kissing each other hello/goodbye on the lips
- Also no one seems to care about shutting the toilet door, but that's something she's trying to train out of them

Preference for no exhibitionism.

From: (Anonymous)

I’ve read so many excellent fics where Nicky is raped and we get to see Joe rescue him, get revenge etc. I want the reverse! Especially interested in the aftermath and Joe and Nicky working through Joe’s trauma together
+100 for showing the rape, it being especially violent and awful
+1000 Nicky’s roaring rampage of revenge

From: (Anonymous)

Just want some lazy and frantic teenage makeout style dry humping. Don't care when, don't care why. Just grinding on each other and coming in their pants and being sticky and satisfied.

From: (Anonymous)

Really, guys? It's a classic.

Maybe they use toys if it's canon 'verse, maybe it's an AU where one or both of them is an alien or an eldritch creature.

Give. Me. Tentacles.

+++++++++++++Oviposition (not required but would be a yummy treat)

From: (Anonymous)

Back in ??century Joe and Nicky found a child that turned out to be immortal but despite that, it was still growing up, the normal way, until reaching ~25. They took two decades off and raised it in secret. Even Andy and Qyunh didn’t know about it. The adult child decided it didn’t want to spend the rest of the eternity being a warrior and went their own way. Their parents visit it every couple if years/decades. The kid is doing great.
Until.
Copley figured out the child exists and told Merrick so when Joe and Nicky are taken to the lab, their child is already there, already being experimented on.

So, um, consequences of that. The child is traumatised, they were never prepared for that. Hiding it from Andy (is she disappointed, angry or gets it?), extra rage on Booker for endangering the child, the child meeting Andy they heard so much about (and Booker too who his fathers told him is their brother, oops). Bonding with Nile?

(Twist for extra drama: Booker had somehow found out years ago and he was the one who told Copley but maybe not with the intention of the child being captured? More like, “hey it’s curious immortal children grow into adulthood? That seems relevant?”)

From: (Anonymous)

Instead of cycling through a list of names until he lands on the right one, peak divorced dad Booker just calls everyone darling. Turns out Copley’s pretty into it. (AU so his fam is not dead.)

From: (Anonymous)

Not necessarily sexual, but as a "proof of belonging" thing. James gives him a collar that he can choose to wear whenever and wherever he wants, just to remind himself that he is wanted and cherished and belongs to someone in some way. It's a soft, buttery leather, pretty plain. But when Booker turns his head while wearing it, the edges press into his neck just a little, and he's reminded that he belongs to, and with, James, for as long as they can.

Could also be sexual, ngl, but doesn't have to be. It's just been in my brain for weeks.

From: (Anonymous)

In this ABO AU, Betas are the rarest designation, making up only a tenth of the world's population. Betas are considered second class citizens and are encouraged not to marry and have children. They almost always work in caregiving roles, traditionally 7 days a week, and are paid very little. Most of the world's major religions endorse discrimination in one form or another (maybe saying Betas were criminals in a past life, or Betas were only created to serve Alphas and Omegas).

Booker broke norms by marrying and having 3 sons, as well as engaging in forgery as a profession, rather than being a good little Beta. This contributed to his sons resentment as they were bullied by neighbors/other kids constantly.

Starting around the early 20th century, attitudes began to change, but being as old as he is Booker cannot shake his feelings of worthlessness as the only Beta member of the old guard.

The story could be about his relationship with the other team members (and the outside world) over time, or after his reunion with the team.

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky's apartment is on fire and the only way he can get out is by jumping out of the window

Joe was passing by and he saw the apartment building on fire and then he sees a guy dive out his window and Joe runs to catch him because from that distance Joe was sure this guy was gonna break something on the way down

From: (Anonymous)

We do have wonderful fics with Nicolò walking in on Yusuf with other people and pining, but I'd really love to see it with the roles inverted.
That's it.

Things I'd love:
+ experienced!Nicky with a scarily accurate gay radar (that somehow has a huge blind spot for Yusuf)

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky and Joe have a very weird relationship: they can work together, they still kill each other but they also fuck.
Then Merrick's lab happens - how does it change things?

+ both Nicky and Joe are utterly convinced that the other is destined to kill him permanently

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky has to go undercover as the boy toy to a mob boss or something but with the info Cooley's given them, it looks like Nicky has to go in alone for the up close and personal stuff while the others linger on the edge/surveillance from afar

And Joe is so sexually frustrated about it. He's watched on surveillance cams and through a scope rifle the mob boss getting to partake in his lovely Nicolo and he's so annoyed

-Nicky is dressed so beautifully and maybe playing up the idiot card a little too well- he coos and giggles at everything the mob boss says and it drives Joe up the wall every time- especially when Nicky knowingly winks in the direction of the hidden camera that Joe knows Nicky knows he is watching before doing something so utterly sexy Joe needs to go lie down

-Booker's been making fun of Joe the whole time they're on this mission and Joe is one second closer to gutting him if he makes one more sexile joke

-Andy is the only other person who can periodically go in person because she's disguised as a club owner and Nile keeps track of any documents Nicky manages to sneak Andy when the mon boss isn't practically shoving his tongue down Nicky's throat or showing him off like a prize trophy

-The minute the mission is over after the big bust, Joe doesn't even wait until they get out of there, he's on Nicky and they're making out and pawing at each other on top of the mob boss's car while the boss sees and they don't care because the team is already in the process of restraining and arresting him

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky has a small smile or a small snort at most as reaction to whatever joke the Old Guard members say. He does find things amusing but he doesn't have much of a physicial reaction to it except when it comes to Joe. Joe doesn't need to try and Nicky is already bursting in laughter. It can be the worst dad joke that makes everyone else cringe, and it'll make Nicky laugh out loud.

From: (Anonymous)

I've seen so many fics where Nicky is the repressed one who needs to get over his Catholicism to be with Joe (and Joe has unending kindness towards Nicky). And that's awesome. But now I want the opposite: Joe fucking HATES Nicky when they meet.

After the initial killings of the battlefield, when they learn they are immortal, Nicky believes it's destiny that they're meant to be together. But Joe? He's hates that they're dying together, he hates that they're stuck together, and he wants nothing to do with Nicky because of the atrocities committed. It's bad enough he can't die, but now he's tied to a *Catholic* who caused all the destruction in the first place. He hates everything about Nicky. At the same time, Nicky is following him around, dying of starvation, trying to atone, and Joe can only kill him/watch him die for so long. A true enemies to lovers fic!

- Bonus points for Nicky just... letting Joe kill him without a fight, over and over, which enrages Joe even more.
- More bonus points if Nicky keeps trying to give Joe gifts, and connect with him, and learn Arabic. Anything for Joe to talk to him, and not leave him scared and alone in their new immortal lives.

From: (Anonymous)

That’s it. That’s the prompt

From: (Anonymous)

Joe and Nicky meet each other, and the first time they see each other, they’re so immediately in love that (one? Both?) of them just goes “marry me” and then... they do?
Lol I’m just a sucker for really fluffy love at first sight