theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #8

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Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink are welcome (with the sole exception of sexual scenarios involving human(oid) characters under 14).

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From: (Anonymous)

Joe is a choir boy, struggling to find his footing. Maybe he's a recent convert. Maybe one of his parents forced him into it, but the choir has been his only source of comfort in a new town.

Until he meets Father di Genova.

Nicky takes an interest in the quick-witted, bright-eyed choir boy and takes him under his wing. Joe has less religious ideas, and he's not afraid to push Nicky into seeing things his way.

+ Joe's 17/18. Bottom!Joe
++ Joe punching another priest who tries to get handsy with him.
+++ Dirty talk/sex in a confession box.
++++ Substance abuse and dub con. Preferably Joe, but one or both of them welcome.
+++++ Debauchery at the height of Christian access (I mean, we had a year wit four Popes at one point)

From: (Anonymous)

I have been waiting for the blasphemy kink to show up. Ah yes. Thank you for this.

Also I am so pleased that the fandom has found a way to make age play work. H

Also, depending on if Nicky was more "American Christian" he could be allowed to be openly gay and married

From: (Anonymous)

Excess e.e not access. curse you autocorrect

From: (Anonymous)

Here's a sudden horribly delicious thought - what if the gang are all demons and maybe one of them is the Anti-Christ and they're all a fucked up kinky sex pile.

Bonus if including horns/wings/tails/shapeshifting

Bonus for rough sex/slapping/biting/clawing

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky was a priest or a monk or something religious, which means he more than likely took a vow of chastity. Now, after the long road of their relationship and working together and falling in love, after being chaste for however many years (I imagine Joe also didn't really partake in sex on their travels in this) Nicky finally comes to the conclusion that he's ready to give up his vows for Joe.

Joe has been patient the entire time; however long the anon wants - years, decades, centuries and is surprised by this fact but is more than happy to deliver.

Cue the most romantic lovemaking you've ever seen.

From: (Anonymous)

OP here, I'm just waiting for us all to get down and dirty with the holy vore I mean the Eucharist. Pour some wine down Joe's throat, show us how that body of Christ is working out for you.

Like the first three prompts this post clearly want Nicky to Sin. Lol

From: (Anonymous)

AYRT -

"holy vore" i'm fucking crying oh my god.

this is so down my alley.

i was also imagining stoned joe just contently nuzzling against a bearded!nicolo and Nicky having a crisis.

From: (Anonymous)

Friend, you are a visionary :')

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky really loves being on his knees for Joe. What Joe does to him is less important- Nicky is just as happy kneeling in silence while Joe sketches him as he is being on his knees while Joe fucks his mouth.

From: (Anonymous)

His exile ended, Booker is determined to make it up to them by letting them use his body however they want without complaint. In his mind he hasn't earned the right to withdraw consent. They're determined to prove he's really forgiven so that all parties enjoy it.

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky (or Nile) is an alpha, hired out to help single omegas through their heats.

He's very good at what he does. He specifically works with "problem" cases, assigned or requested for to help skittish omegas, because he's exceptionally good at being a calm and supportive presence.

Enter Joe (or Booker). Recently single, gone through a rough break up in the worse sort of way. Bad experiences with a bad alpha have left him with scars (emotional ones sure but physical ones would be... Very hot).

It's tense. It's emotional. FEELINGS get involved. It's an inappropriate client relationship.

What more could I want? :')

+++++ But not mandatory, switching would be great.
***** For Book of Nile, Booker taking care of Nile's hair, some gentle affection would be delightful.

From: (Anonymous)

Nile starts working at a retirement home/senior citizen home, and becomes “adopted” by two older, gay couples who see her as the child they were never able to have. (Though Nile is definitely her own, adult, capable person)

Andy and Quyhn, the very old lesbian couple who you can tell were super badass in their day, and still are

And Joe and Nicky, the adorable older couple whose relationship everyone who works there aspires to have.

Idrc if Booker lives or works there, that’s up to you! I hope this is a good prompt, I was just really feeling the inherent gayness of found family today lol

From: (Anonymous)

Ok so there is a fantastic tumblr post that I just had to bring over to prompts.
The post is here: https://spokenitalics.tumblr.com/post/626167981405274112

Basically it calls for an AU where Nicky manages to evade capture at the church safe-house so its Joe and Booker taken in by Keane and his crew. And the speech still comes but instead of a sweeping talk of the love of his life its a grand speech about the familial love of a brother/platonic love of a best friend. A speech that has Booker realizing he's done fucked up.

Extras that would be neat:
+ Just full on let out your poetic soul to write Joe's speech
+ Feral!Nicky just absolutely coming and nothing will keep him from saving his other half nor his brother.

From: (Anonymous)

Joe is a well known and regarded queer singer (think like Adam Lambert). Everyone is scrambling to find out/date him. The tabloids always screaming that he takes pretty young things home, etc.

Joe is happily married to Nicky who goes to each and every concert and gets fucked but a post-concert adrenaline!high Joe every time.

From: (Anonymous)

you know that nice long hug nicky gave andy when they met again? and the big hug that joe gave her that lifted her off the ground? I want them doing that to the rest of the guard. just, different times that joe and nicky hugged the rest of their family

+bonus it's a happy au where none of the bad stuff happens so booker and quynh are still there and also get hugs

From: (Anonymous)

shamelessly inspired by a previous prompt. the different times joe makes a speech (for whatever reason) about his love for them. would prefer it be for them individually rather than about them as a unit

bonus for a happy au where the family is still together

From: (Anonymous)

So I’m here for virgin Nicky and experienced Nicky but let me recommend extremely sheltered Nicky. As in, Nicky was a bookish little thing, his father always intended him to join the church and thought it would be easier for him not to be tempted if he knew absolutely nothing about sex.

So Nicky made it to 30+ years old completely ignorant of even the most basic mechanics of sex—even with women, much less with men. He and Joe fall in love and Joe realises that they need to take it really slow, but he thinks Nicky is just a garden variety virgin, not, like, he doesn’t know what his dick is for, what to do with it, why it mysteriously gets hard sometimes, what an orgasm is, anything.

Eventually Joe catches on to just how sheltered Nicky is and very slowly, very carefully shows Nicky what pleasure is.

From: (Anonymous)

Just after his first death and before he met the others, Booker thinks he really is dead. I mean, there's no reason for him to think otherwise, right?

/Also this says Booker in the header but I can see this happening with any of them - Andy regains her immortality but thinks the afterlife is just more of what she's been doing for millennia? Quynh after her escape unable to believe she didn't die for good in the ocean? It takes a while longer for them to find newly made immortal Nile so she thinks hell is hanging with your fellow soldiers and your hellish CO for eternity? Whatever floats your boat!

From: (Anonymous)

oh fuck this is so interesting!

From: (Anonymous)

AU where everyone is either a Dom, sub, or switch.

Nicky is the only sub on a team full of Doms. He wears Joe's collar, but is also used by the other members of the team when they need it.

Then they have to bring Nile into the fold. Nile is hesitant about using another Dom's submissive, but both Joe and Nicky explain that it's fine, and they're both on board with how the group situation works.

Maybe Joe talks her through her first time Domming Nicky, suggesting things Nicky enjoys, or pointing out to Nile that she can go harder with the, for example, whip because Nicky likes it and he'll heal

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky gets off on being humiliated when he gets fucked. When Nicky needs it, Joe fucks him in front of the others while the rest of the team all call out humiliating things about Nicky.

None of them speak to him directly, just comments to each other and Joe about "look at that loose hole just swallow Joe's cock," or "how desperate it is to be fucked," or asking Joe how he can bring himself to fuck something so slutty.

Afterwards, when Nicky is dressed and the scene is over, everyone is very tactile and huggy with Nicky for the next couple of hours, especially Joe.

From: (Anonymous)

Andy's newfound mortality means that she gets sick now. The flu, or a stomach bug, or something - not something super serious please. (Although, if you want to have some of the others worry disproportionately that's ok, I mean the last time Nicky or Joe got sick having a fever was potentially a lot more serious than it is today?)

The rest of the family take care of her, although Andy is somewhat resistent to their caretaking at first. They all have their own little ways to entice her to let them care for her though.

(Like, Nile knows the right meds to take, Nicky makes her soup, Joe brings her a new blanket and reads a book out loud for her... or whatever filler wants, the point is that they all have their own little things they do for Andy.)