theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #8

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From: (Anonymous)

Booker finds an abandoned baby in a dumpster. He decides to take care of it, forges documents, becomes a single father.

In normal circumstances it’s probably a very bad idea but in the frame of this fic it’s a good thing that helps him find a new purpose in life.

Just want to see single daddy Booker taking care of a baby.

From: (Anonymous)

Apologies in advance if it gets anyone uncomfortable.

During their time in the lab, after the team finds out about Booker's part in all this mess, he gradually goes into heat. Either it was triggered by stress, the drug that he and Andy were sedated with, the last suppressants turned out to be ineffective or something else, but the big bad doctor couldn't miss the opportunity of finding out whether the offspring of immortal parents would also be immortal. So she sedates struggling Booker, who thrashes because he doesn't want to have another child, and in order to perform insemination uses the samples of Joe's and Nicky's sperm that she collected earlier just to make sure. It causes an outrage among other three members (all alphas), but they can't do anything; perhaps one of them almost breaks free, alas not fast enough, which results in this person getting sedated, as well. After awhile Nile shows up and they get out of the lab, all the fighting happens, Booker going on pure adrenaline. What they should do next is unclear, but the team decides to stick with him since whether the seed took root or not is unknown. Turns out that it did.

Some preferences:
- omegas are intersex;
- for some reason Booker was hiding that he's an omega;
- can result in a Joe/Nicky/Booker ot3, perhaps they had a budding chemistry before, but never acted on it.

From: (Anonymous)

AU where Joe/Yusuf must hide in a monestary while running away from *insert villain here* because *insert reason here* (but maybe they've discovered his immortality and want to take advantage of it - or this can be completely non-immortal AU).

While there, pretending to be a fellow man of faith (who has no idea how Christiany works, hilarity ensues), he is taken by a fellow priest - and since this chastity thing has already run its course (it's been literally three days), he decides he wants to seduce him.

And so Joe starts running after Nicky, while Nicky tries very, VERY hard to remember his vows.

Happy ending where they both run away together.

From: (Anonymous)

Dear anons, I want you to write a story about the team doing something in your country and I want it to be the most indulgent self-serving and self-indulgent story ever written in the history of self-serving and self-indulging stories

Eating your favorite food! Listening to your favorite songs! Meeting your favorite historical figure (or brutally destroying your least favorite one)! Doing something ridiculously specific that only YOU, YOURSELF, could've written about and nobody else will get! "Oh c'mon nobody will read this" YES WE WILL!!

I honestly think this doesn't go against any anon rules because the authors can identify themselves. But honestly? My biggest kinks are the beauty of the international community of talking about your own country to other peoole and people writing things for themselves and not caring about an audience and I want everybody else to indulge in those

From: (Anonymous)

Inspired by my friend calling luca "beautiful italian angel" from his recent zoom interview (martin eden premiere in japan)

Nicky is Joe's guardian angel, who he's been watching over all Joe's life, providing little miracles here and there to help Joe out. One day Joe got into a life-threatening accident and essentially 'dies'. Nicky is waiting to guide him to the afterlife in tears, because he's grown so fond of the young man and his life was ended so soon. Joe sees Nicky for a brief moment, (who is he?), before advancement in modern medicine drags him back to life

When he wakes up, the only thing Joe has in mind is the mysterious and beautiful man he saw- was it a hallucination? Only for him to realize the man is sitting next to him, holding his hand. "It's you!" "......................." and then Nicky is devastated by the absolutely beautiful and glowing smile Joe graces him. He's only seen it from afar and never directed to him...and now he is fucked.

What happens afterwards is up to filler!

+ Nicky is somewhat a clumsy angel or an angel that isn't best at his job? Like he knows he shouldn't get emotionally attach to the person he's guarding, but he can't help it. So yes gimme that insecurity and/or struggles with coming to terms with his feelings for Joe
++ Joe's friends (TOG members?) think he's gotten some head injury with how much he raves poems after poems about this Nicky figure that they have never seen before...

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky's been in love with his best friend Joe for years, probably longer than he's known, probably even when they were intense rivals at neighboring colleges' Model UNs. It's easy to fall in love with Joe. He's smart, funny, pretty, and sometimes cries because of videos with small animals (to be fair, it was a really good duck video). Nicky hates all of Joe's significant others, and always visits Joe's family on Eid, and knows his coffee order by heart etc, etc.

The problem is Joe doesn't feel the same. Nicky knows this like he knows this own name. He's SURE Joe doesn't like him like that.

So when Joe moves into Nicky's apartment after a bad breakup that costs him his lease, Nicky's prepared to do everything in his power to keep things platonic. Except his sofa bed's been broken since May, and he wakes up every morning to Joe's tousled hair and sleepy doe eyes, and Joe letting him bitch after a hard day's work, and Joe knowing where everything is in Nicky's apartment and oh no, what if... He was Wrong??? About Joe not liking him back?????

My kinks are love and affection, and being little shits to your significant other. Also semi-public sex, if you don't mind working it in.

From: (Anonymous)

Sometimes, Nicky makes a bad choice and Joe decides he needs to be punished. So he takes Nicky to a local BDSM club, ties him down, and opens him up to all comers.

From: (Anonymous)

Sometimes, Joe makes Nicky hold himself open, so Joe can spank Nicky directly on his asshole.

Only when Nicky's hole is red, sore, and swollen, does Joe fuck him.

Nicky absolutely gets off on this.

+10 If Joe has a special implement for spanking Nicky's hole, and Nicky knows what he's in for when Joe tells him to "Fetch the paddle."

From: (Anonymous)

Nile is surfing the internet and comes across a video or photo of something (sounding, fisting, something extreme) and she's all "I just don't get how that can feel good."

So Joe offers to use Nicky to show her how someone can find that act a turn on.

Dom/Top!Joe, sub/bottom!Nicky only, please

From: (Anonymous)

I'd love to see a story where Joe and Booker get up to some sort of bro hijinks that no one else on the team would ever deign to join (I'm thinking in some nebulous future where Booker has earned forgiveness, Quynh is back, and Andy is still immortal). It's a buddy comedy situation, but with unexpected feels as Booker has learned he needs to actually talk about his feelings if he wants to be understood and supported in the way he needs, and Joe deals with the murkiness of loving a brother who has hurt you. Maybe a serious talk, which they've put off for far too long, just bursts out in the middle of some truly wacky situation.

From: (Anonymous)

I mean, hes an artist, a poet, a fighter, a genius, a language expert ect. Joe is pretty much good at everything and we love him for it. However maybe there is ONE thing hes just terrible at (I actually have no idea what this could be so am open to any and all suggestions) and whatever this skill is, its required for a mission. Cue Nicky getting literally turned on to see his usually cool and competent husband adorably frustrated and flustered by being so terrible at something.(and giving him a way to work those frustrations out)

From: (Anonymous)

Something happens and Nicky vanishes. The team end up bringing Booker back to help them try to find him.

Booker and Copley both try to find any trace of Nicky, and Booker is the one that does, only he doesn't tell anyone. Nicky has amnesia and doesn't remember anything after waking up, and apparently being immortal.

Booker goes to him, and starts telling Nicky that he tracked him down after dreaming about him. Booker is still a master forger, and he creates a fake life for Nicky, telling Nicky that Nicolas Smith just died and is now immortal, and how he'll teach Nicky everything he needs to know.

He takes Nicky to a safehouse the others don't know about, and basically lies to Nicky about how old he is, when he died, etc. Booker says that older immortals dream about newer immortal so that they can track them down, but that he was the last remaining immortal, until Nicky.

After they've been together for a while, Booker kisses Nicky and fucks him. Booker manipulates Nicky into loving him, thinking they're the only two immortals, and so meant to be together.

And then Copley tracks them down and sends the others after them...

(Just please make sure the ImmortalHusbands end up back together.)

From: (Anonymous)

The Immortals have obviously been around for a lot of troubled times in humanity's history. As has The Doctor. They have definitely met, probably multiple times, and spanning multiple regenerations.

The Doctor has most definitely figured out that they are immortal. Have they figured out that it's the same Doctor they keep meeting? Do they know about aliens? Have they been in the Tardis? Perhaps one of them was a companion for a brief period?

I really don't care what you do with it, I just think it could be fun crossovers.

From: (Anonymous)

Modern AU where they meet when Nicky accidentally bumps into Joe and spills coffee all over Joe's shirt

Of course because nothing can go right in Nicky's life, Joe takes off his coffee soaked shirt while Nicky is kneeling in front of him trying to pick everything up off the ground

From: (Anonymous)

Inspired by Marwan in his Jafar costumes.

Nicolò sees Yusuf in his full court get-up, turban and everything, and decides he wants that.
Cue Nicky seducing Joe (who takes one look at the pretty man flirting with him and goes Yes, Please)
Can be AU entirely, can be AU with Immortals or even canon compliant. Maybe they roleplay.
+++ for confident Nicky
++++++ for Yusuf telling Nicolò "I'm keeping you" after

From: (Anonymous)

Booker likes when his partner(s) deny him orgasm for a while (like a month or so). They, in turn, like to end his dry spell by making him come as many times as possible in one night, until he’s coming dry and sobbing with sensitivity. It works out for everyone.

From: (Anonymous)

Someone beats Joe's face hard enough for him to lose multiple teeth. They grow back, so it's fine, but it motherflippin' hurt and until they come back he can't talk or eat properly (eating may or may not be relevant depending on how long you want to draw out the healing process. Maybe bone takes longer to grow back, idk). Plus, that beautiful megawatt smile Nicky loves so much is messed up.

Things I'm interested in:
- Nicky being mad and taking revenge
- Nicky taking care of him in the healing process
- Joe taking it almost all in stride because he's tough and a trooper, and not vain enough about his looks to care if he looks like a hockey goon for a few days, but then he sees that the reminder of the missing teeth when he smiles hurts Nicky so he's trying to smile closed-mouth more, which hurts Nicky even more
- How kiss?????
- Soups and smoothies

(If you want to get weird and experimental with oral sex, I won't stand in your way, but it is not what I'm requesting lol. I won't mind it though.)

From: (Anonymous)

So I have really been craving as of late a story with both Nicky and Joe as omegas and nesting. Its one of my fav things to read about. It'd be interesting to see how their nesting habits have changed throughout the centuries.

When they first mated and started to share their heats were there differences in how they liked to nest (maybe one of them likes a particular fragrance that the other can't stand at first, or one of them likes a particular blanket that the other thinks is too scratchy) and how being constantly on the move and in situations with battle impact their nesting styles (maybe they make do with hay they managed to find in a barn)?

Could be a '5 times + 1 time they didn't' scenario or whatnot, I'd just really like to see this particular dynamic for this particular trope. Totally fine with if you decide to make this full smut with the actual heats otherwise totally fine with this being about the build-up to their heats.

+ 10 Would love them to be super soft and romantic with each other
+100 if there is a sense of protectiveness that they both experience because they want to make sure the other is safe during such a vulnerable time (they always block the door or windows or hang sheets to block the world out)
+1000 If they end up with a particular house (coughMaltacough) where they go when they can truly nest and be safe

From: (Anonymous)

Joe and Nicky have been pining for Booker, but then everything happened and they exiled Booker and it put everything (they hope) on pause. They're well on their way to forgiving him (well before the 100 years) and think they might be able to talk about their relationship, but then they realize Booker is dating Copley.

(Spoiler alert: he's not)

Booker clearly spent the night (when he has a mission in the same city as the rest of the guard he'll stay with Copley because sometimes he's too exhausted to figure out which safehouse they're not staying at). They've clearly become very close (they've bonded over being widowers who did terrible things out of grief). Copley has a hickey (yes, but not from Booker). And so on

Eventually the misunderstanding gets cleared up and they're able to get together

You don't have to use those specific scenarios, they were just examples. I just want Booker and Copley becoming good friends and Joe and Nicky coming to the wrong conclusion before they work it out

From: (Anonymous)

Modern AU where Joe is on a blind date with a guy named Merrick and it is absolutely awful- Merrick keeps talking talking talking and not letting Joe get a word in edge wise and name dropping and he even mentions an ex!

Nicky sees this handsome man clearly wanting to escape from his very bad date and decides to approach as if he's a long lost summer fling of Joe's and makes a whole romantic speech in front of Merrick and just as Merrick is starting to yell at Nicky for interrupting, Joe just goes with it and dives in to kiss Nicky passionately until Merrick leaves

From: (Anonymous)

Booker has issues about losing his children, Nile has issues about losing her dad, and they're boning anyway. The first time it happens is an accident. After that, not so much.

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky and Joe Crossover AU! Roberta (Luca) from L'ultimo terrestre and Pierre (Marwan) from Murder on the Orient Express.

I'm not sure whose seen Brian.Curry [akira_atsushi on twitter) art recently but they have done a fantastic quasi-comic of Pierre and Roberta that has inspired a mighty need in me.

So I would love to have either Nicky and Joe undercover on the Orient Express for reasons or maybe alternate reality where (either immortal or mortal) they are Pierre and Roberta who meet and are drawn together while the train travels.

Just.... lots of romance! Smut is good too

For reference:
https://maghrib-genova.tumblr.com/post/630191990399713280/the-continuation-for-roberta-and-pierre-art-is
OR
https://twitter.com/akira_atsushi/status/1309254773825175553?s=09

From: (Anonymous)

Look, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a Hannibal fan, I love The Addams Family, dark twisted fucked up fantasies are my jam.

Give me Joe and Nicky (and the rest of the group if you want) as unrepentant mercs, as serial killers, as enjoying the fucked up-ness of watching your husband strangle a man to death with his bare hands and getting off on it.

+ Licking up blood/biting tongues/splitting lips
++ Partly clothed sex
+++ Gun play

From: (Anonymous)

Merrick takes exception to Nicky replying "So is yours..." when Merrick tells him his time is coming. He feels like Nicky disrespected him in front of his staff. (Because sad, little men always feel like they're owed respect.)

Merrick tells Keane to get Nicky up and bend him over Kozak's desk, and he starts to rape him.

Only, Nicky is defiant through the entire thing, asking Merrick if he'd even put his cock in yet, as he can't feel it, and all sorts of denigrating comments about Merrick.

It's still rape, but Nicky will not be bowed by this pathetic little man

From: (Anonymous)

Modern times, non-immortal AU

Nicky is an unmated omerga. He usually takes suppressants, but medical advice is that omegas have one heat every two years, instead of suppressing all the way through.

There are several "Alpha Services" companies, where vetted and checked experienced alphas can be 'hired' to see an omega through their heat. Most of them also own their own hotels, where each room is set up with all of the supplies needed for heat, and staffed by betas who keep things running.

Nicky signs up to one of these services for his next heat, and Joe is the alpha he's paired with to see him through.

Bonus - they meet by chance afterwards and start dating