Prompt Post #4

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Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink are welcome (with the sole exception of sexual scenarios involving human(oid) characters under 14). 

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Comments

Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Others, Non-con

[(Anonymous)]

Keane realises when he has Joe and Nicky on the plane that the easiest way to get one of them to co-operate is to threaten the other. But Joe and Nicky keep resisting and poking at Keane until Keane finally snaps.

He has Joe tied to the seat he's currently in, and tells the rest of the team to have fun with Nicky. During it, Keane sits next to Joe, and tells him that if he closes his eyes or turns away, then they'll take it out on Nicky. Which means Joe has to watch while Nicky is raped, all while Keane is sitting next to him, making comments about how Nicky is such a slut and how it looks like he's enjoying it.

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Others, Non-con

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please!!

Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Booker, Dark!Booker, Non-con

[(Anonymous)]

Booker's depression over losing his family and the fact that he resents that Joe and Nicky "always had each other" manifest in darker ways than in the movie. After clashing with Joe over something, Booker decides that Joe doesn't deserve Nicky's love, and that he should have Nicky instead.

Booker sets up the deal with Copley and arranges that only Andy and Joe should be taken, leaving him with Nicky. Only, Merrick and Copley go back on the deal and take Nicky as well.

When they take Andy, Bookers goes with them willingly, and when he sees Nicky strapped down, he starts to fondle him and make comments about how he'll be so much better for him than Joe ever was.

Nicky tells Booker he's insane and he would never leave Joe for Booker. Booker gets annoyed at this and sexually assaults Nicky in the lab. (Whether this is a hand job on a tied-down Nicky, or forcing Nicky to suck Booker's cock, or full on getting Nicky off the medical bed he's on and raping him while Joe struggles to be free and tells Booker he's going to kill him is up to the author.)

Nile gets the team out, but how do they come back from Booker's betrayal.

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Booker, Dark!Booker, Non-con

[(Anonymous)]

I'm always interested in dark!Booker having a creepy thing for Nicky. Seconded!

Joe/Nicky, Joe Oblivious To Getting Hit On

[(Anonymous)]

Joe keeps getting hit on and is completely oblivious to it all, since he only has eyes for Nicky.

Maybe a 5+1, so five times Joe was hit on and he never noticed, and one time Nicky was hit on in front of Joe, and Joe definitely noticed.

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe Oblivious To Getting Hit On

[(Anonymous)]

This is actually really funny and sweet

Nicky/Joe - they had children

[(Anonymous)]

At some point in their lives Nicolò and Yusuf took care of a gaggle of orphans (can be just two or three children if the writer Nonny is inclined). They raised them as their own and when the time came, left, knowing they raised good, kind people who would also take no shit. They never looked back. They also never did that again.

Bonus: They find out from Copley that while the children were good people, down the line, some of their descendants, turn out to be great

Re: Nicky/Joe - they had children

[(Anonymous)]

Oh this sounds super cute!

Joe/Nicky, Team Oral ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Nicky won't fuck Joe unless Joe gets every member of the team to cum on his tongue (pls Nile pls I need Nile the most!!).

A little slut shaming and some pretty panties would be nice too, esp panties as gags. Who's wearing? Anyone, I love it!

Fill: Joe/Nicky, Team Oral ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Filled here: https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=967350#cmt967350

Hope you enjoy!

Joe/Nicky, Clumsy Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

Something you least expect from a man who that much skill with the sword as well as his sniping skills. Crack/fluff-ish at different moments where Nicky is clumsy in his daily life and no one expected it. Maybe 5+1 sort of thing.

Team, Firefly fusion

[(Anonymous)]

Apparently Firefly is set in the 2510s which isn’t that far in the future for the team. Post-canon, with a spaceship of their own, what are The Old Guard up to in the Firefly-universe?

Re: Team, Firefly fusion

[(Anonymous)]

This is brilliant!!!!

Team: Nile saving their asses

[(Anonymous)]

“Me and those men in there will keep you safe” (jump cut to Nile bursting in on all four of them strapped to tables, staging a rescue)

I want more of this! Competence kink, Nile saving the team from whatever trouble they get into. She is extremely hot and powerful. Maybe she uses their weapons? Maybe she seduces someone? Up to you!

Nicky/Joe - Castration, Historical, Body Worship, Falling in Love, Different Meeting

[(Anonymous)]

So, a large part of the slave trade in the Arabian Peninsula from around the 10th century was a decent trade of castrated men. At least four to five thousand. Not sure how Nicky would have been captured, castrated (and probably killed), but I imagine he's been prized as a slave for his inability to die or to heal quickly. Nicky's been alone for so long, dreaming of these people.

One day he's rescued. Joe and Andy and Quynh take him into their fold and help him regain himself and expand his knowledge.

Eventually he and Joe fall in love, at first Nicky thinks his body is all he can offer Joe, but Joe waits patiently. Then one day takes Nicky apart.


(I'm not sure how complete castration was by the slave traders, but I don't picture full emasculation).

Re: Nicky/Joe - Castration, Historical, Body Worship, Falling in Love, Different Meeting

[(Anonymous)]

Hello. Yes. I have multiple questions, like “how soon can I read it” and “who can I bribe into writing it”

Nicky/joe- fake/pretend relationship, miscommunication, feelings realization

[(Anonymous)]

A classic case of this my pretend boyfriend for whatever reason, miscommunication to spice things up with a dash of one of them realizes these are real feelings and fake dating was a bad idea lol

Feel free to sprinkle some sexy times to make up for whatever mess they got themselves into! Doesn’t matter who’s the fake one in this, the possibilities are endless!

Any/any - gender swapping

[(Anonymous)]

When their bodies get completely destroyed, they sometimes come back as the opposite gender. It only lasts a day or two before their bodies go back to the way they were but they learned to use the most of this situation. By fucking.
Any ship, any swap: Joe/Nicky, Andy/Quynh, Andy/Booker, Nile/Andy or Nile/Booker

Re: Any/any - gender swapping

[(Anonymous)]

I have been hoping for this for a while!!

Joe/Nicky - Joe saves Nicky from a date-rape drug

[(Anonymous)]

Joe and Nicky are in a frat party and they still don't know each other. Joe starts eyeing Nicky and sees him getting cozy with some other guy snd that guy roofing his drink. That guy could be a random person or Keane, idc. Joe stops the guy from going dragging Nicky upstairs and punched him;then he takes care of Nicky and the two can made out or fuck, something along these lines.

Joe/Nicky, watersports, desperation when Nicky's waiting for a target

[(Anonymous)]

It's bound to have happened over the decades, or hell, even centuries Nicky has been their sniper.

They're somewhere hot so even though they don't really *need* to drink water, they're human enough that they function better well hydrated, so of course Nicky's had plenty of water throughout the day while he's in his sniper post.

Only, this mission is taking way longer than expected. Either the target is taking for-fucking-ever to appear, or he's covering Andy/Booker/Nile (your choice) and can't step away for even a moment. And that's turning into a serious problem because it's been *hours* and he's gone from kind-of-need-to-pee-soon to imminently-in-danger-of-pissing-himself.

Joe is with him.

+1 if Joe has been getting an increasingly embarrassed but mildly whiny play-by-play of exactly how bad Nicky has to pee.
+2 if this is turning Joe on.
+3 if Joe is guilty about being turned on.

Would prefer if Nicky didn't actually wet himself when he loses control but some options for relief.

- Nicky really doesn't want to just piss on the floor because they're holed up somewhere fancy AF but they're out of options and Joe's super comforting when he gets Nicky's dick out of his pants for him and aims it while Nicky makes a puddle on some expensive, vintage carpet.
+1 if Nicky's hard from holding it.
+2 if Joe jerks him off when Nicky's finally done peeing and adds some cum to the mess.
+3 if the team is listening.

- Joe finds some kind of bottle/cup/vase/other vessel for Nicky to piss in.
+1 if it's super fancy, i.e. some priceless ancient artifact.
+2 if it's relevant to the mission.
+3 if it's way too small compared to Nicky's bladder.
+4 if Nicky can't stop when it's full and overflows it, thereby peeing all over Joe's hand.
+5 if this turns into a mutual turn on.



...Or if you really want to go there, Joe drinks it right from the source because urine's mostly water anyway, right? And what bodily fluid have they not shared in their nearly millennium together? Nicky's mortified but it ends up being a huge turn on for both of them.
+1000 if this is not the first time Joe drinks Nicky's piss.

Re: Joe/Nicky, watersports, desperation when Nicky's waiting for a target

[(Anonymous)]

All of this is genius brain level

Joe/Nicky, foreskin play, docking

[(Anonymous)]

Historically and culturally speaking, it's basically canon: Joe is circumcised, Nicky is not.

Whether it's when they're first getting together, or it's something that comes about after being together for years and years, Joe gets curious: what does it feel like having foreskin?

Nicky is happy to show him.

Joe/Nicky, accidental harm/murder

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like this to be set either present day or at least long, long, loooong after they stopped killing each other. Nicky startles Joe (maybe in an intimate context, maybe not, up to the author) and Joe shoots or stabs him, harming him significantly or even killing him if you want to go that far. Nicky heals perfectly normally, but still cue lots of angst and self-recrimination and horror and self-hatred and reassurances and comfort.

Re: Joe/Nicky, accidental harm/murder

[(Anonymous)]

I love that idea!

Nicky/Joe + Joe Carries Nicky While He's Sleeping

[(Anonymous)]

The gang observes a few times that Joe has carried Nicky while Nicky was sleeping, picking him up out of the car after a mission, when he falls asleep at the table while reading his book etc

Re: Nicky/Joe + Joe Carries Nicky While He's Sleeping

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Joe/Nicky, comparing (and sucking) dicks

[(Anonymous)]

Joe's sucked a fair few cocks in his day, but never one that still had a foreskin. Whereas Nicky's never gotten to play with a circumcised cock.

New experiences all around!

Re: Joe/Nicky, comparing (and sucking) dicks

[(Anonymous)]

<3333

All the immortals, they are all immortal from different things

[(Anonymous)]

What the title says. Maybe one of them is undead (vampire), another is cursed, and one isn't even human.

(My idea for Joe and Nicky is that one of them can only be killed by the other while the other one can only die when the other one is killed.)

Joe & rest of team, Joe crying

[(Anonymous)]

Shamelessly inspired by that "crying during sex" prompt, can I just get a whole bunch of different ways Joe cries, and how different people react to it? He seems very in touch with his emotions lol, and given to effusive displays of them. Also I have this mental image of Nicky using the bottom hem of his own shirt he's wearing to wipe Joe's face/nose after a crying jag and it would be amazing if you include that.

Gimme that passionate teary curly soft boy content, I beg of you.

Joe/Nicky, watersports after a mission

[(Anonymous)]

There's been variants of this prompt on every kink meme since the beginning of time but my left titty to the good soul who writes it for Joe and Nicky.

After a mission, they've got a little time before the rest of the team arrives and Joe and Nicky are both on such a success/adrenaline high that they fully intend to spend all that time fucking like bunnies because it's a pretty small safe house and the team is used to it but c'mon guys, really?

And after a couple rounds of Joe fucking Nicky hard and long in about every position under the sun, he settles in to really start nailing Nicky's prostate. And Nicky fucking loves feeling Joe's cock pounding into him but it's been a long day and after a few orgasms, he realizes that his bladder is super fucking full and every time Joe pushes in, it feels like he's going to pee all over himself.

Joe loves when Nicky is squirmy during sex and he loves when he can get Nicky so out of control, he's almost incoherent with pleasure and sometimes he can even make Nicky come untouched so when Nicky starts babbling with overstimulation, it's a huge turn on and he's getting so wet for Joe but...that is not pre-cum. And Joe is very much okay with that.

In short, Joe fucking Nicky until Nicky loses control and pisses himself.
Bonus points if it leads to an incredibly intense orgasm for Nicky.

Extra bonus points if the team catches them doing the laundry after.

Joe/Nicky, Forced Promiscuity

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes Nicky sends Joe out, plugged and antsy, with the order to only return once three (or four, or five) men have cum inside him, and to make sure he comes back with all of it plugged up.

Then will Nicky fuck him and let him orgasm, but Joe has to describe every way he was fucked and used that day.

Nicky loves that no matter who has Joe, Joe always thinks about him when he's fucking. Safe, sane and consenting pls.

Joe is always overwhelmed when they play like this, and can't stop clinging to Nicky in the aftercare.

Joe/Nicky - Nicky is a pillow princess

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by a post i saw on Tumblr.
Nicky has such a caring and nurturing nature, cooking for everyone and making sure they're all safe and well; but when the times comes, he just lets Joe take care of him, taking literally everything Joe has to give him. He can also get really needy and bratty.

Re: Joe/Nicky - Nicky is a pillow princess

[(Anonymous)]

+1

joe/nicky, clone problems

[(Anonymous)]

Either Nicky or Joe get's split exactly in half, and both sides regrow the full person.

I'd be extatic about any fill- serious about the consequences of having an exact immortal double or smutty with two of them taking their partner apart in bed or whatever you like!
(I pref top!joe, but don't let that stop you)

Re: joe/nicky, clone problems

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh, I love <3 I feel like there's some serious angst potential here too. Like, if one of the Nickys got captured or they had different experiences, they'd grow to be different people who are both in love with Joe. Not that that would be a bad thing, I feel like Joe has enough love and poetry for both of them, but it'd be interesting if they became distinctively different.

Also, seconded!

Joe/Nicky, slutty!nicky/straight!joe

[(Anonymous)]

Gimme Nicolo who was put into priesthood because he slept with a man and then forced to join the crusades because he slept with the priests.

Gimme Yusuf who has no problem with the concept of homosexuality as long as it is between a man and a young pretty boy, not this-hairy man-crusader!

+Nicky is the one who flirts

++they start having sex before they kiss (joe would only take him from behind at first)

+++Joe demands that Nicky shaves everywhere but keep his hair long

++++it takes ages before he agrees to bottom and even longer before Joe would use his mouth

Nicky is just kinda exasperated.

Re: Joe/Nicky, slutty!nicky/straight!joe

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit i want this!!

Joe/Nicky, KinkyHusbands

[(Anonymous)]

Joe and Nicky are very vanilla in front of the others. They'll kiss and hold hands, but nothing more. When Nile joins, she thinks that they're effectively like her grandparents - displays of affection, but nothing more. She thinks maybe the most adventurous they've gotten is missionary position while the others are in the same house (but not the same room).

Actually Joe and Nicky are kinky as hell, and when the others aren't there, it's all floggers and plugs and wax and nipple clamps and spanking and watersports. It's all Nicky on a sex swing getting fisted and Joe in leather getting called 'Daddy'.

Give me the reactions of the others finding out just how not-vanilla Joe and Nicky are.

Re: Joe/Nicky, KinkyHusbands

[(Anonymous)]

Mouthwatering