Prompt Post #3

[theoldguardkinkmeme]

 To keep the prompt posts more manageable in size for modding, this post is closed to new prompts for now. The next prompt post is going to open on August, 24. 

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Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink is welcome (with the sole exception of sexual scenarios involving human(oid) characters under 14). 

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Booker/Joe/Nicky - competency kink, sword play

[setos_puppy]

Booker is surprisingly a deft hand with a sword, Napoleonic soldiers were trained in saber fighting - but he's often used a gun because it's quicker and he was trained with them, too. Joe and Nicky find out and go hnnng competency kink

bonus points for them tending to one another's blades, biting/scratching; hair triggers or no refractory periods

no non-con or dubcon please

am okay if it's the whole guard/booker

Re: Booker/Joe/Nicky - competency kink, sword play

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Joe/Nicky, BDSM Club

[(Anonymous)]

When Joe and Nicky need to unwind, they visit whatever local BDSM club they can find.

Dom!Joe / sub!Nicky, please

Re: Joe/Nicky, BDSM Club

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Joe/Nicky, Werewolf!Joe

[(Anonymous)]

During a mission, Joe gets attacked by a wolf that the bad guy keeps as a guard 'dog'. Only, when Nicky puts a bullet in the wolf's head, it changes into a man.

The group realise that Joe's immortality hasn't overcome the werewolf bite when his senses start getting sharper.

Cue Joe trying to come to terms with the fact that he's a werewolf and how he's going to have to control it. Especially since every time he looks at Nicky, something inside him screams Mate and he wants to pin Nicky down and stake a claim on him.

+10 for Nicky being Joe's anchor
+100 for Joe locking himself away the first full moon because he doesn't know if he'll be able to control the wolf, and Nicky refusing to leave him in the cage alone
+1000 for Nicky never being scared of Joe (although he's certainly scared for Joe at times), because regardless of what form Joe's in, he's still Nicky's husband
+Infinity Joe fucks Nicky when he's in wolf form and knots him (Nicky is totally on board with this)

Re: Joe/Nicky, Werewolf!Joe

[(Anonymous)]

Me, reading this prompt: this is a good prompt
Me, getting to this part “ Joe fucks Nicky when he's in wolf form and knots him (Nicky is totally on board with this)”: this is a galaxy brain prompt that needs to be filled or the gods will get angry

Joe/Nicky, Andy/Quynh Nicky/Keane, Non-con, immortal!Keane

[(Anonymous)]

Like a couple of other prompts on here, this involves Keane waking up after he's been killed by Joe, as a new immortal. However, since the group all met Keane already, none of them dream about him, so no one knows he's now immortal.

This means, when he decides the best way to get back at Joe is to take Nicky, no one know he's the reason Nicky vanishes one day.

Weeks later, Quynh turns up. She's been dreaming about Keane, because she never met him, and she's been seeing the abuse he's putting Nicky through. She's still angry at them for not finding her, but Nicky's still her brother, and while she's happy to torture him for giving up the search for her, along with Andy and Joe, she's not willing to leave Nicky to Keane's revenge.

Re: Joe/Nicky, Andy/Quynh Nicky/Keane, Non-con, immortal!Keane

[(Anonymous)]

I'm loving all these different takes on Immortal!Keane, I really hope somebody writes this!

NBC Hannibal Crossover + The Team Gets Held Captive By Hannibal Lecter

[(Anonymous)]

So I adore nbc's Hannibal and thought hey The Old Guard team are all immortal, what if they were kidnapped by Hannibal Lecter?

They don't think anything of it because Booker went to Hannibal for therapy. Then they found out Hannibal was more than a psychiatrist in bespoke suits with flowery language after Booker doesn't show up to their safe house

Never let it be said cannibalism wasn't on Andy's lost of ways to die anyway, given the amount of years she's lived

Re: NBC Hannibal Crossover + The Team Gets Held Captive By Hannibal Lecter

[(Anonymous)]

Holy hell the fannibal in me adores this prompt. Someone else should fill it so I don't add it to my list.

Joe/Nicky, 19th century European high society

[(Anonymous)]

Based on a certain scene in Die Pfeiler der Macht (A Dangerous Fortune) that Luca Marinelli is in.

The boys in late 19th century high society for whatever reason, dressed to the nines and losing their minds over how good the other looks, though of course they can't do anything about it in a crowded party.

Except when they do get alone, the game continues: they only touch themselves, and its a test of who will be the first to give in and get their hands on each other. That being said, they're both very patient, so perhaps they both simply get off while watching each other, with some solid ravishing afterwards.

Basically all those slow, sexy seductive vibes as a way to keep things fun.

FILL: Re: Joe/Nicky, 19th century European high society

[theoldguardkinkmeme]

The fill his here:

https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=383414#cmt383414

Andy/Booker/Quynh, femdom

[(Anonymous)]

I just want the girls to gang up on Booker. Some ideas you don't have to run with unless you want to:

- Andy and Quynh taking turns pegging and/or riding him
- feminization ("forced" or not)
- chastity play
- a fucked out, blissed out Booker who loves being dominated by powerful women

Re: Andy/Booker/Quynh, femdom

[(Anonymous)]

^^Yes, please, this!^^

Nicky/Joe + Nicky Buried Alive

[(Anonymous)]

Merrick decides to play a little game with the immortals. He separates Joe and Nicky- leaves Joe in the labs and Nicky gets buried alive somewhere in London

If the team finds Nicky, they can leave

If Keane finds Nicky, then Nicky stays with Merrick to be a lab rat for the rest of his life

+There is a timer- Merrick set it for 24 hours. He also cheated and gave Keane clues (not the outright location but still he's a little rat bastard)

++The team and Keane get there at the same time- Andy, and Booker are holding Keane off while Nile helps Joe with unburying Nicky

+++Lots of comfort from the team after they get to a safehouse- Joe keeps Nicky on bedrest and cuddles him, Nile shows off how she's learning Italian and Andy buys baklava on her own and eats it with Nicky and guesses where it's from to make him smile and Booker is slower to coming around but he doesn't get exiled

Joe/Nicky- Titanic

[(Anonymous)]

Not a Titanic AU, but Joe & Nicky on that doomed voyage together, how they get through it and the aftermath. any rating

All/Nile - Introducing the newest immortal into their poly group

[(Anonymous)]

I would love love love to see Nile being inducted into the group's poly dynamic. I'd prefer it if Nile is into it as well, has always wanted a group of lovers, casual intimacy, etc.
They gently coach her through what each of them like ie: Joe likes to be ridden hard, Andy likes her nipples being teased, and so on. They're all sexy and have eternity to spend together.

Thank you!

Fill: All/Nile - Introducing the newest immortal into their poly group

[(Anonymous)]

Filled here!

https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=653494#cmt653494

Nicky/Joe + Hot Priest & Helping Out At Church

[(Anonymous)]

OK so I'm Lutheran not Catholic, and we always host Vacation Bible School over the summer for tall the neighborhood kids (basically a summer camp for kids to learn about Jesus and sing songs and play games) for a week. Basically you say a morning prayer, then the kids are split into groups and do activities to learn about Jesus

Modern AU where Nile volunteers to help out at her local church as a counselor for Vacation Bible School and ropes Booker, Joe, Andy and Quynh into helping out because the church was low on volunteers

+Quynh is on arts and crafts station, Andy is on games station, and Booker becomes the group leader to bring the kids to each activity. Nile helps out with leading the morning prayer and Joe is on kitchen duty for when the kids need lunch

++Joe is absolutely smitten with the hot priest at Nile's church and they all tease him- at one point Andy is singing Jesus Loves Me but replacing Jesus with Nicky to make fun

+++Nile told Nicky beforehand her friends either don't practice Christianity (Joe practices Islam) or they are just here to help out so Nicky doesn't force them into morning prayer or anything because they're already being nice enough to help out when they don't have to, and not everyone practices the same way

Nicky/Joe (Jafar/Nicky) + Aladdin 2019 Crossover, Jafar is Joe's Brother & They Fight Over Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

So Marwan Kenzari also played Jafar in the 2019 Aladdin movie, and so I want to see something where Andy, Nile and Booker left Joe and Nicky at the safehouse to give them some alone time

When they come back, they hear an argument, and go in, but then they find Joe and someone who looks identical to Joe using Nicky as a rug of war rope because they're arguing over who truly gets to be with Nicky

+Nicky woke up that morning trying to kiss Joe awake and maybe have some sexy times and then he realizes as soon as he feels a clean shaven mouth against the back of his neck he's bolting out of bed and finds the real Joe in the kitchen making breakfast

++Jafar joins them in the kitchen and puts a sleeping spell on Nicky and Joe is just like "Brother stop trying to steal the love of my life you always do this!"

+++The team walks in and hears Joe arguing with someone and they walk into the kitchen to find Joe yelling with an identical twin over an unconscious Nicky

++++Joe explains Jafar is his long lost asshole brother who he didn't tell the team because he isn't technically immortal, he's using some form of dark magic and he's an asshole

+++++Booker plays family therapist between the brothers and Nile and Andy are watching like it's a movie because honestly watching Joe and Jafar bicker over Nicky like he's the last cookie in the cookie jar is absolutely hilarious

Re: Nicky/Joe (Jafar/Nicky) + Aladdin 2019 Crossover, Jafar is Joe's Brother & They Fight Over Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

Omg, the potential! I’m so tempted even though I’m in the middle of writing so many other fics and haven’t seen the new Aladdin.

I guess I’m saying I might write this but if anyone else is also tempted, the more the merrier (and don’t wait for me).

Old Guard Team + Playing Uno

[(Anonymous)]

The team plays Uno and they can't decide on the rules so it devolves into chaos because Nile has to play couples counselor because Nicky insists the rules are different in Italian and Joe threatened a divorce meanwhile Andy keeps screaming Uno even when no one has Uno and Booker keeps stacking cards which everyone agrees your not supposed to and I guess they aren't having family game night anymore

Whole team, Dumb ways to die

[(Anonymous)]

Give me the team dying (and coming back). The deaths could be funny (first time using a grenade) or you can go an angsty route (radiation poisoning or something)

Re: Whole team, Dumb ways to die

[(Anonymous)]

Not to hijack a good prompt, but here are some dumb ways to die:

- epic fail at ice skating
- choking on breakfast
- drowning on a kiddie pool
- trying out auto-erotic asfixiation without a plan to get out
- *literally* choking on a dick
- "For the last time, I'm NOT sick!"
- "For the last time, YES! I know how to difuse a bomb!"
- stabbed by a baby
- "Didn't I tell you to look both ways before crossing the street?"
- "Yes, I can fly a plane! How hard can it be?"
- "I bet I can get back to life faster."

Anyway, good prompt!

Joe/Nicky + You like him?!? Really??

[(Anonymous)]

During the Crusades, there's no way Joe didn't have admirers. And all these men and womenoved Joe, they wanted to be with him or be with him what have you

And then they find that he has taken up with a Catholic man, a man on the opposite side of the war and they're just like really?? You like him of all people??

And each time Joe explains to his people, they're just like I guess he's not hideous but you could do so much better what in Allah's name were you thinking shacking up with a Catholic??

+Joe's admirers will sometimes sit outside his house and while they're cordial to Nicky when he stays with Joe, they still think Joe can do better

Yusuf/Nicolo, Nicolo/Others - consensual gang bang / polyamory

[(Anonymous)]

The Church turned its back on Nicolo the moment he turned, but Yusuf still had a handful of trusted men with him. And Nicolo is grateful to all of them for treating him like one of their own and allowing him to travel with them.

Every night, he wants to show them just how grateful he is.

100% consensual. Yusuf's men adore him and want to protect him just as much as Yusuf does.

Re: Yusuf/Nicolo, Nicolo/Others - consensual gang bang / polyamory

[(Anonymous)]

10/10 fire prompt,m please

GEN, Quynh wants to break them all

[(Anonymous)]

It's not enough to bring Andy to the dark side. Quynh wants to break all of their spirits in horrible and creative ways.

How does she do it? Does she succeed?

Nicky/Joe, terms of endearment

[(Anonymous)]

Give me all the terms of endearment (in every language imaginable) that these two have come up with over a millennium.

Bonus points: they also have different fond nicknames for the rest of the team.

Re: Nicky/Joe, terms of endearment

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded and also thirded!!!
This fandom already taught me so many foreign terms of endearment but I crave more.

Andy/Joe/Nicky/Booker/Nile(/Quynh?), multiple orgasms

[(Anonymous)]

Their immortality also messes with their libido and refractory periods and so occasionally the team has competitions to see who can come the most times in a row.

Up to you whether it’s a proper team orgy with different people helping each other out or just everyone jacking off next to each other and keeping a running tally.

Bonus points: Nile beats the previous record by a long shot.

Nicky/Joe, first time oral on a man

[(Anonymous)]

Before Nicolo, Yusuf has only been with women and he always prided himself on his skill at going down on them. In fact, it was sort of an open secret among the women in his town that Yusuf could drive a woman insane with the indescribable things he could do with his tongue.

Unfortunately, the tricks he learned aren’t perfectly transferable. Nicolo has absolutely no complaints as it is, but Yusuf dedicates himself singlemindedly to learning how to please a man as well as he used to please women.

Re: Nicky/Joe, first time oral on a man

[(Anonymous)]

Yees!omg so hot

Joe/Nicky, Gaping

[(Anonymous)]

Basically just Joe wrecking Nicky's hole. ((Although, if you want extra kink points, possible inclusion of speculum and/or hollow dildo? Totally up to you.))

Re: Joe/Nicky, Gaping

[(Anonymous)]

👀 👀 👀 Yes please

Nicky/Keane, non-con or attempted non-con

[(Anonymous)]

The Keane/Joe/Nicky fight in the gas cloud goes a little different and much worse. How worse is up to you.

Re: Nicky/Keane, non-con or attempted non-con

[(Anonymous)]

Yessss, seconded!

Andy/celebrities, historical hookups

[(Anonymous)]

5 famous historical figures that Andy hooked up with and the one she regrets missing out on

Re: Andy/celebrities, historical hookups

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh I love this idea

Joe/Nicky - begging/crying + praise kink

[(Anonymous)]

One of them getting absolutely wrecked by the other, begging and crying for it to stop, being driven completely incoherent, only remembering their native tongue, actual tears running etc. The other is full of praise, love and encouragement but no, he’s not stopping. Fully consensual, it’s a scene and they are both very much into it.

I’m open to a lot of kinks so it can be due to painplay, CBT, overstimulation, edging, overstuffing etc. The only things I don’t like is any cutting, blood or humiliation.

Keane/Booker, immortal!Keane finds a friend

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the great immortal Keane prompts we’ve already had.

After the rest of the Guard rejects newly immortal! Keane he goes and finds Booker in exile. Booker is just glad to not be alone. They become buddies (and maybe more) and work together to earn back the team’s trust.

Re: Keane/Booker, immortal!Keane finds a friend

[(Anonymous)]

Sure! Sure! Why not? Two absolute disasters finding each other? I’m into it!