theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #19

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From: (Anonymous)

Gimmmmmeeeeeee +10000000 My slightly worn out soul to whoever fills this prompt. It’s got some mileage but it’s still good 😌

From: (Anonymous)

+1 for Quynh watched them bang while underwater and decided Booker needed some pleasing Andy lessons 😂😂😂

From: (Anonymous)

Quynh had a lot of time to observe and ponder Booker’s problems while she was in the iron maiden dreaming about him, so once she gets out and demands to be taken to the rest of the team, she’s eager to share her armchair diagnosis of what’s really bothering him: good old hysteria.

They’re skeptical at first—Joe tries to explain to her that Booker has complex grief and guilt and it can’t be that simple, while Nile keeps stubbornly insisting “you know that’s not a real condition, right?”—but Andy’s willing to offer her hands and her favourite vibrator to the cause, and Booker’s just so happy they haven’t immediately sent him back into exile—and so sick of feeling down in the dumps— that he’s ready to try anything.

Well, they can’t argue with success—he does seem to perk up after being put on a regular regimen of multiple orgasms.

Bonus points if, after their initial skepticism, the whole team quickly settles into a routine where this is just a normal part of their lives. They’ll just be sitting at the breakfast table and Nicky will be like “Booker, did you have your morning orgasm today? No? You know you need at least two by lunch or you’ll get cranky. Go on, go get me your prostate massager.”

From: (Anonymous)

BDSM AU. Joe and Nile are subs belonging to some unpleasant people. Their masters are eventually taken down by the team, who find Joe and Nile locked in a bedroom and rescue them. Nile’s been really badly treated recently and is super strung-out, and Joe knows she won’t be able to take much more, so he tries to seduce the team (who he thinks are their new masters) to keep their attention off her.

And then of course the team are horrified by what they’ve been through and take care of them, and eventually Joe and Nile realise they aren’t going to be abused and fall for their rescuers.

Any and all pairings are fine, but Andy/Nile would be lovely!

From: (Anonymous)

Look—over the years, every member of the team has ended up bored, curious and horny without an easily available partner, and had to get a little creative. Who first had fun with the washing machine? Who nutted in a grapefruit? Who realised that the hilt of that throwing knife was just the right size and shape?

Go nuts with the possibilities—and, well, sometimes maybe they try something new and it’s laughably bad, but sometimes it ends up feeling surprisingly good.

Bonus points if they aren’t ashamed at all and compare notes with each other later on their explorations.

From: (Anonymous)

Ah, yes, the Grapefuck

From: (Anonymous)

This is such a fun take on Booker as the team bicycle.

+100000000

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Oh no I love this

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I want this 3000

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All I ever wanted! I love Sam and I love TOG so it’s a match made in heaven

From: (Anonymous)

I’m the OP of that prompt! I forgot I ever made it! Please somebody fill this, this is such a brilliant idea.

From: (Anonymous)

😂😂😂 this is great +1

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky 6000+ years old
Booker 1500 + years old
Andy 900 + years old
Quynh 900 + years old
Nile 200 + years old
Joe 33 years old

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky has been together with hos boyfriend for a while when the boyfriend (Keane? Merrick? Anyone but Booker please) starts "hinting" that their sexlife has become boring.

This was news to Nicky so he is a little hurt when the boyfriend more or less tells him he isn't sexy enough anymore and is also boring in bed. Nicky thinks he is inlove with hos boyfriend so they start trying different things in bed. Some which makes Nicky uncomfortable but the boyfriend always manages to convince him to do it and that Nicky is being selfish when he tries to stop during sex or tries to back out of something before they try it.

The boyfriend eventually manages to talk Nicky into having a threesome even when Nicky is really reluctant.

Somehow the third chosen is Joe. Joe isn't really in to having a hookup or a threesome and is not really attracted to the boyfriend but fell half in love just from looking Nicky in the eyes so he agrees. He quickly figures out that Nicky is uncomfortable and doesn't really want to have a threesome at all.

Up to the author what happen next except I really want Nicky to finally leave his boyfriend and eventually start dating Joe who is so very soft and sweet with Nicky that it makes him melt. Nicky is constantly surprised over how different hos relationship with Joe is compared to the relationship he had with his ex.

No bdsm or dom/sub between Joe and Nicky pls.

From: (Anonymous)

Where one of them was royalty when they joined the crusades. Not like 18472th in line to the throne, more like at least top 5.

This causes a lot of problems for them all through history because people recognize him for that famous prince (or something) that disappeared during the crusades (there are several paintings and statues made in his image). There are many stories and theories about it and people are still trying to solve what happened to the missing royal.

From: (Anonymous)

You know that scene in Deadpool when his hand regrows? Something like that with Nile being grossed out and the others being like 'this is nothing, remember that time in Finland?'.

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YES!!! +1

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Interesting premise! Seconded!

From: (Anonymous)

After a long period of increasing gang violence somewhere near Nile's family's home the guard decides to split up with Nile and Andy going after some human traffickers in some other part of the world while Nicky and Joe get to try to make the area where Nile's family lives safer.

Their methods eventually catches the attention of the police who call in the BAU to do a profile on the vigilantes that are killing off seasoned gang members and saving the younger ones from getting caught up in the gang activity.

From: (Anonymous)

Nile finds what at first seems to be some really sweet love poems. It takes her a while to figure out they are mostly poems written by Joe about his husbands amazing ass and thighs.

From: (Anonymous)

Where Nicky was forced to go to war by his family or the church because he was seen as an abomination for some reason. Any reason is fine, he could be a magical creature, a sterile omega, gay, trans or something else. I just want Nicky forced to fight in a war he does not believe in with the knowledge that he was sent there to die by the people who are supposed to care for him. He knows it as a fact that he is unnatural, disgusting and shameful and that the people who he loves are right to treat him as a lesser being undeserving of love or even respect. All the other men going to war also know this about him and treat him horribly because of it.

Yusuf later has a lot of problems wooing Nicolo and making him understand that Yusuf loves him because Nicolo couldn't even imagine why someone so wonderful and amazing as Yusuf would even look at something as disgusting as Nicolo

From: (Anonymous)

The newest immortal has a massive crush on one if the guys and tries to get Joe and Nicky to break up and try dating the new one instead.

It's up to Booker and Nile to explain to the poor dear why that is never going to happen before Joe or Nicky figures out the situation and finds a way to kill the new one permanently.