theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #1

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Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink is welcome (with the sole exception of human(oid) characters under 14).

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From: (Anonymous)

Nicky's all nice and clean-shaven. You think he just runs an electric razor over that adorable jaw? When he's got a perfectly good soulmate with steady hands right there? I think the fuck not, friends.

Joe carefully, lovingly shaving Nicky, please.

From: (Anonymous)

Seconded!

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe shaving Nicky

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2020-07-26 02:37 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe shaving Nicky

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2020-07-28 02:27 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe shaving Nicky

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2020-07-28 09:28 pm (UTC) - Expand

FILLED: Joe/Nicky, Joe shaving Nicky

From:

loonyluna25 - Date: 2020-09-01 07:08 pm (UTC) - Expand

From: (Anonymous)

🎶 Talkin' about fitrah on the meme. 🎶

If Joe's dick gets cut off does it grow back circumcised? Does he have to recirumcise himself? Does his foreskin grow back if that happens? Does Nicky help?

From: (Anonymous)

Would it even have to get cut off, or does the foreskin just grow back every time they die as part of a full-body reset? Do they retain any scars or injuries from before their first deaths? What's funnier and/or angstier and/or sexier?

Re: Joe/Nicky, circumcision

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2020-07-25 10:48 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: Joe/Nicky, circumcision

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Re: Joe/Nicky, circumcision

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2020-07-26 01:58 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: Joe/Nicky, circumcision

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2020-07-26 10:04 pm (UTC) - Expand

FILL: Joe/Nicky, circumcision

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2020-07-29 08:40 pm (UTC) - Expand

From: (Anonymous)

Quynh or Noriko has Andy in her clutches and decides to just make her come forever, as you do.

From: (Anonymous)

Fill here (tw dub-con): https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=376502#cmt376502

From: (Anonymous)

When it was just the three of them.

From: (Anonymous)

Everyone learns to get really good at massage to help Andy with the soreness and creakiness now that she doesn't instantly heal up every bruise and sprain. Happy endings optional; I just want the team taking turns making Andy's muscles turn to jelly, platonically or sexually.

From: (Anonymous)

They've got two dicks, she's got two holes. They all like each other a lot.

From:

setos_puppy

Happy ending (Booker was forgiven, Andy is still immortal) where the group finally has some peace and quiet to finally, properly, welcome Nile into their ranks.

Bonuses:

+If because of their bond they can sort of sense each other, have some sort of psychic connection

+Rimming

+Nile sitting on Booker's face.

From: (Anonymous)

Erm, so, that psychic connection sort of caught at me.

Filled: https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=47030#cmt47030
Forgiveness is earned with tongues and cocks (Andy/Booker/Joe/Nicky/Nile)

From: (Anonymous)

Lone wolves typically don't last long in the wild. Without his family it doesnt take long for Booker to get himself into some kind of trouble.

Bonus points if the group rescues him.

From: (Anonymous)

yes yes yes yes yes

From: (Anonymous)

They’re together a while before they learn about penetrative sex.

From: (Anonymous)

Unf, please.

From: (Anonymous)

What is says on the tin.
Joe riding Nicky.

From: (Anonymous)

(Pre canon, please)

Yusuf is a poet so when they make love, he can monologue for hours about Nicolo. One time he starts waxing poetics about how much he wishes Nicolo was a woman so he could take him for a wife and have a child with him and Nicolo REACTS to it. Strongly. Yusuf decides to see how far he can take it and how much Nicolo really enjoys such talk.

Hint: really far, really much

From: (Anonymous)

Jesus fuck yes please.

Re: Nick/Joe, pregnancy kink, dirty talking

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2020-07-31 04:53 am (UTC) - Expand

From: (Anonymous)

Comic verse.

Joe and Nicky notice Copley's fear boner to their Bond villain impression in the bar confrontation and like Copley's choice of the affable and slightly dim undercover persona during the rescue mission.

Obviously this calls for some sex roleplay where big bad Yusuf and Nicolo have their wicked way with poor hapless James.

From: (Anonymous)

SA

*sexy roleplay. Not that sex roleplay is inaccurate, but it sounds stupid that way.

From: (Anonymous)

So, old Christianity had a thing for washing the feet of people you care about; it's even in the Bible.

Give me Nicky worshiping Joe's feet and the both of them loving it.

+10000 points for bottom!Joe

From: (Anonymous)

Alcohol will always be Bookers preferred vice but after his exile it just isn't enough. Once Quynh shows up the drugs become just another leash she uses to control and hurt Booker while she hunts the others down.

From: (Anonymous)

Any scenario where Joe is hurt and Nicky goes absolutely FERAL to save him. OC can be any gender.

From: (Anonymous)

Merrick becomes fascinated with Nicky and wants him. Merrick tells Nicky that if he fights him, then he'll make sure every second he has both of them that Joe will be in agony. Nicky gives himself to Merrick to save Joe.

From: (Anonymous)

Back when Andy was a god, neighboring tribes would send young women to her as tribute. Andy didn't mind at all.

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky likes to watch Joe give other people oral sex. Pick you preferred genital arrangement for the other person; Joe's good at all of it.

From:

theoldguardkinkmeme

Fill is here: https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=386486#cmt386486

From: (Anonymous)

Inspired by this tumblr post about Joe's love language being "words of affirmation" while Nicky's is "acts of service": https://of-scythia.tumblr.com/post/624768934744358912/would-you-elaborate-on-nickys-way-of-showing-love

I would love to see Joe affirming the fuck out of Nicky while Nicky serves him (interpret that bit how you like).

From: (Anonymous)

Lol, hi, I’m the Tumblr OP and I would also very very very much like to see this.

From: (Anonymous)

They get off on people watching them. Whether it's strangers in a club while Joe sucks Nicky's cock or Nicky riding Joe on the sofa of the safe house they're all in, not caring that the others about to walk in.

From: (Anonymous)

Filled here! https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=392374#cmt392374

From: (Anonymous)

Anything paying homage to The Beard: facials, beard burn, anything please.

From: (Anonymous)

Joe and Nicky role-play as medieval doctor/patient.

From: (Anonymous)

Andy, Quynh, Joe and Nicky have to pretend to be two straight couples for a job, and make it a bet as to who can go longest without breaking character.

From: (Anonymous)

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Nicky is the only one who can keep a straight face.

Andy just goes full-on Captain Holt, talking about how the thing she loves the most about Joe is the clear absence of boobs.

From: (Anonymous)

Sometimes, when they're bored, they'll pretend not to know each other, and one of them will try to pick the other one up in a bar. The challenge is in pulling off absolutely terrible pickup lines without breaking character.