Prompt Post #1

[theoldguardkinkmeme]

To keep the prompt posts manageable in size, new prompts should be added in Prompt Post #2. 

This post remains open, however, for you to link fills or express your excitement over prompts you would like to see filled.

There are still many, many gorgeous prompts in this post that have not yet been written or drawn. For easier browsing, check out the Pinboard.

Remember: 

Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink is welcome (with the sole exception of human(oid) characters under 14). 

Each prompt gets a new comment directly under the post. Don't use threaded comments for new prompts. Only squee, encouragement, and links to fills go in the comments responding to individual prompts.

Prompts should be posted anonymously.

Please use a header with your character(s)/pairing and a keyword or short phrase (For example: "Andy/Quynh, Make-up sex" or "Nicky/Joe/Booker, first time DP").

 

Comments

Joe/Nicky, thank god we're alive sex

[(Anonymous)]

Every death could be the last one. Sometimes they need to affirm they're still breathing.

Re: Joe/Nicky, thank god we're alive sex

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure that's how their relationship survived 1000 years.

Andy/Nile, Mommy Kink

[(Anonymous)]

Andy just gives off A+ mommy vibes and Nile definitely needs someone to help her through this life transition.

Andy/Any F, Mommy Kink

[(Anonymous)]

Andy just gives off A+ mommy vibes. She's old, really old. And she's been all over the world, very experienced. Maybe set in the gap before Booker pulls her back in for the job at the start of the movie.

Nicky/Others, Non-con

[(Anonymous)]

Merrick wants to make Joe pay for headbutting him, and stabbing him just wasn't enough. So he makes Joe watch as Keane and his team rape Nicky.

Fill: Nicky/Others, Non-con

[(Anonymous)]

Fill here: https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/6665.html?thread=3273225#cmt3273225

Andy/Celeste (the pharmacy cashier), comfort sex

[(Anonymous)]

Andy is sad because Reasons, she goes to Celeste.

Andy/Dr. Meta Kozak, noncon/medical kink

[(Anonymous)]

Even if Andromache the Scythian is no longer immortal, Dr. Kozak needs to verify their findings. With all possible situations and stimulation.

Andy/Celeste (the pharmacy cashier), gentle-rough

[(Anonymous)]

Moments where Andy is gentle or rough: Andy turns accidentally rough during sex. Andy being too gentle out of protectiveness until Celeste puts an end to her worry. GentleFemdom!Andy. Divergent-au where they're working together, (soldier/medic?), and Celeste sees how rough Andy can be.

Andy/Celeste (the pharmacy cashier), forced soulbond

[(Anonymous)]

AU where immortals who become mortals are somehow someway paired up with healers to accompany them till they die. Angst, hurt/comfort, Andy being reluctant to that vs. Celeste being willing and content with the bond/her fate (because Reasons maybe? not passively accepting...)

Andy/Celeste (the pharmacy cashier), guardian

[(Anonymous)]

5 or 3 times fic: Andy watches over Celeste whenever she can. Does Celeste find out? Does she leave notes/signs for Andy? Does the team find out?

Andy/Celeste (the pharmacy cashier), hurt/comfort

[(Anonymous)]

Quynh threatens to kill Celeste. Maybe she kidnaps her to make Andy join Bad Guys Team, or maybe she just implies killing her. Still Immortal!Andy welcomed, Quynh/Andy, too.

Andy/Celeste (the pharmacy cashier), Nile & Celeste, team or relationships study

[(Anonymous)]

Andy sends Nile to protect Celeste for Reasons, Nile & Celeste talk about Andy. Nile teasing Andy. Celeste knowing or not knowing their secret and how that affects things.

Andy/Celeste (the pharmacy cashier), merciless!Andy

[(Anonymous)]

Bad Guys kidnap Celeste and threaten to hurt her, Andy gets mad. Really, really mad...

Dr. Meta Kozak/any Immortal, torture

[(Anonymous)]

The beauty of pinning a butterfly to the board is that it preserves forever. The beauty of pinning an immortal to the board as that their beauty continues to regenerate.

Dizzy/Jordan, jealousy

[(Anonymous)]

The person they both miss is what brings them together.

Dizzy/Nile, drunken sex

[(Anonymous)]

Marines get drunk, fuck hard, and sometimes don't remember them afterwards

Jordan/Nile, keeping quiet

[(Anonymous)]

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Andy/Celeste (the pharmacy cashier), domestic-ish

[(Anonymous)]

Domestic kind of comfort!fic: after every mission, Andy returns home to Celeste. Hugs and cuddles and just warm feelings, please.

Joe/Nicky, angsty first time penetration

[(Anonymous)]

After no form of repenting works to lift the curse of immortality, Nicolò decides to give himself to Yusuf ~like that~, as it’s something, that, he believes, is the most humiliating, degrading, disgusting act done to a man.

Yusuf has no idea that this is Nicolò’s motivation and thinks that Nicky’s weird reactions during sex are just him being a shy virgin.

Re: Joe/Nicky, angsty first time penetration

[(Anonymous)]

yes this is good

Joe/Nicky, medical/test kink

[(Anonymous)]

Post-film, either one or both feel like they need to take the power back, so they indulge in medical kink to replace the memories they had with new, better ones. In this scenario “the victim” is willing, a volunteer, because For Science.

Nicky/Joe, AU, ritualistic sex, religion

[(Anonymous)]

AU. Nicky is a priest of the Moon, Joe worships the Sun. They have ritualistic sex during a sun eclipse, worshiping their gods and each other bodies.

FILL: Nicky/Joe, AU, ritualistic sex, religion

[(Anonymous)]

Posted a fill here! https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?view=1546166&posted=1#cmt1546166

Joe/Nicky/F, special occasion threesome

[(Anonymous)]

Every decade or so, Joe and Nicky take turns picking someone to invite into their bed for a special occasion - and as one of them is gay and the other bi/pan, the someone is sometimes a woman.

Re: Joe/Nicky/F, special occasion threesome

[(Anonymous)]

Drive-by rec for this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25495561

It's Joe/Nicky/Nile, Joe and Nicky have a special way of welcoming someone to the team. (Fucking. The special way is fucking.) Joe's bi and Nicky's gay.

Joe/Nicky, sword fighting in modern day

[(Anonymous)]

idk, I just want Joe and Nicky in modern day sparring with their Crusades-era weapons. If it turns sexy, all the better.

Re: Joe/Nicky, sword fighting in modern day

[(Anonymous)]

For the love of god, somebody fill this. Please. If I had a kidney to give I’d offer one for a fill.

Nile/Andy, Nile is horny

[(Anonymous)]

Nile's a US Marine. I know one (1) thing about Marines, and that is that they are issued Horny at boot camp. Give me Nile wanting Andy's pussy bad.

Joe/Nicky harem AU

[(Anonymous)]

Harem AU
Nicolo is gifted to/bought by Yusuf for his harem. He’s not initially happy with his situation and plans to resist but Yusuf showers him with gifts, compliments, affection, writes poetry for him and before he knows it, Nicolo is gagging for it.

Re: Joe/Nicky harem AU

[setos_puppy]

*stares at this prompt*

*turns to look at BA in History*

*turns to look at books on the history of sexuality in the Levant and Middle East*

imma just...

*takes prompt and puts it gently into folder*

Any hard nos, nonnie?

They still immortal? You okay with some historical time fudgery?

Joe/Nicky, Nicky talks dirty

[(Anonymous)]

When Joe and Nicky first get to Merrick Pharmaceuticals, they're separated. They start talking about each other and Joe's speech is very similar to the speech in the van, loving and poetic. Nicky spends the entire time talking about Joe's wonderful cock.

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky talks dirty

[setos_puppy]

Nonnie this prompt is beautiful; I'm going to snag it.

Just a few quick questions: Are they waxing poetic/mouthing off to the guards? Can the other still hear them?


Any no-nos for kinks or sexual positions/situations?