theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #1

Prompt Post #1

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Booker is lonely. Nicky and Joe offer to take care of him. Booker gets in way over his head.

Joe and Nicky still regularly get completely overwhelmed by their need for each other and end up just rubbing against each other in desperation.

Or anything with Joe, Nicky and frottage, really.

To quote a nonny, "Sometimes you have a team dynamic all worked out and then a new guy joins and he's just clearly the gangbang guy. Can't be helped."

After Booker joins the group, sometimes all of them just end up fucking him. Can also be set in the future where Booker's back with the team after Nile joins (or an AU where he never leaves).

Before Dr. Kozak starts taking samples for her research, she and Merrick decide to do some more unconventional testing on Nicky and Joe. Merrick's in it for the sadism. If you want Kozak to be in it primarily for the "science", that's more than cool.

Sperm counts as a lab sample, right?

He's just so [sad, grateful, overwhelmed?]!

Back when she was a god, Andy was in charge of deflowering all the virgins in her tribe during their coming-of-age ritual.

Do some Trojan War handwavy history to have Andy as one of the Amazons fighting on the side of Troy and having her way with some Greek captive soldiers.

Andy only ever bottomed for Quynh. What was it like the first time?

Comics!Copley develops a thing for Joe and Nicky while doing his research. Joe and Nicky notice and make his unacknowledged dreams come true by either letting him join in or letting him watch. Or first letting him watch and then letting him join.

A millennium of true love doesn't mean that you don't want to spice things up in the bedroom sometimes. What ridiculous sexy roleplay scenarios do Joe and Nicky get into? Lecherous Sheikh and his Virgin Slave/Barbarian Knight and his Foreign Captive? Zeus and Ganymede? Djinn and Lovely Shepherd Boy? Nicky in a toga?

Andy wants to play with what it means to be mortal again. Nile is willing to help.

Andy's really into bloodplay.

After Force Multiplied, Andy is doing everything in her power to convince Noriko she's completely on her side now, including fucking her every which way she can.

She feels a bit guilty for the manipulation, but not as guilty as she feels about how good the sex is and how much she's enjoying it.

Instead of a century of exile, Booker gets sentence to a century of being everyone's sex slave.

No, I don't care if it doesn't make sense.

Nile fisting Andy. That's it.

They're immortal, but also, they're werewolves. Do with that what you will, though bonus points of Andy being the pack alpha means she has to have sex with everyone for Reasons.

Look, it'll grow back. If he's into it, he can have a lot of fun with it.

Before the two pairs of immortals met up, while they were dreaming of each other, they had a lot of dreams of the other pair having sex. It became sort of a contest to see which pair could one-up the other.

Fandom seems to be trending toward Nicky bottoming, which is cool, but also, he should top.

Sometimes, they were stuck in the same room or even sharing the same bed and had needs they wanted to take care off.

Sometimes, they just wanted to fuck their partner while the other two were doing the same thing right next to them.

You know how medieval Christianity got real weird sometimes?

Sometime in the Middle Ages, Nicky gets way too into penitential self-flagellation, not as some symptom of depression but as an expression of sincere piety and a taste for sadomasochism. He and Joe work out a sort of D/s ritual where he has to have Joe's permission to do it, because otherwise Joe gets very upset at seeing him hurt himself.

Set specifically during the marathon murderfest that was their first meeting in the comics, at some point between cutting each other down with their swords and bashing heads in with rocks, they manage to squeeze in some hatesex.

Probably just fully clothed frottage? But if you manage to turn it into something more I am more than fine with that.

(Celeste is the cashier in the pharmacy scene.)

Maybe during the events of the movie, maybe set post-canon. I just want these two having sex.

That's it, that's the prompt. Just Nile/Dizzy.

Set during their Marine days, whether as a casual sex only thing or something more serious, or in the future, after Dizzy runs into Nile and the team during one of their missions and things develop from there ~~and Dizzy becomes Nile's Achilles~~. Or whatever you want!

I just really want some Nile/Dizzy.

Nicky's a sniper. He's patient. He's good at staying in one place for long periods. Sometimes that place is on his knees with Joe's cock in his mouth while Joe draws or reads to him.

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Prompt Post #1

Nicky/Joe/Booker, first time DP

Joe/Nicky, frottage

Andy/Joe/Nicky/(Nile/)Booker, gangbang

Joe/Nicky/Merrick/Kozak - Experimenting for science (non-con)

Booker, crying during sex

Andy/f, ritual sex

Andy/Greek soldiers, spoils of war (tw noncon)

Quynh/Andy, first time bottoming

Joe/Nicky/Copley, threesome, or Copley watching

Joe/Nicky, roleplay

Andy/Nile, Edgeplay

Andy, bloodplay

Andy/Noriko, guilty manipulative sex

Everyone/Booker, sexual slavery

Andy/Nile, Fisting

Werewolf AU

Any immortal guy, castration kink

Andy/Quynh|Noriko + Joe/Nicky, sex dreams

Joe/Nicky, Nicky topping

Joe/Nicky and Andy/Quynh|Noriko, having sex side by side

Joe/Nicky, self-flagellation, kneeling, blood, gentle D/s

Joe/Nicky, murder-cute hatesex

Andy/Celeste, Comfort sex

Nile/Dizzy

Joe/Nicky, cock-warming