theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #8

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Inspired by my friend calling luca "beautiful italian angel" from his recent zoom interview (martin eden premiere in japan)

Nicky is Joe's guardian angel, who he's been watching over all Joe's life, providing little miracles here and there to help Joe out. One day Joe got into a life-threatening accident and essentially 'dies'. Nicky is waiting to guide him to the afterlife in tears, because he's grown so fond of the young man and his life was ended so soon. Joe sees Nicky for a brief moment, (who is he?), before advancement in modern medicine drags him back to life

When he wakes up, the only thing Joe has in mind is the mysterious and beautiful man he saw- was it a hallucination? Only for him to realize the man is sitting next to him, holding his hand. "It's you!" "......................." and then Nicky is devastated by the absolutely beautiful and glowing smile Joe graces him. He's only seen it from afar and never directed to him...and now he is fucked.

What happens afterwards is up to filler!

+ Nicky is somewhat a clumsy angel or an angel that isn't best at his job? Like he knows he shouldn't get emotionally attach to the person he's guarding, but he can't help it. So yes gimme that insecurity and/or struggles with coming to terms with his feelings for Joe
++ Joe's friends (TOG members?) think he's gotten some head injury with how much he raves poems after poems about this Nicky figure that they have never seen before...

From: (Anonymous)

+100000 would read!

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Always +1 forever

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky's been in love with his best friend Joe for years, probably longer than he's known, probably even when they were intense rivals at neighboring colleges' Model UNs. It's easy to fall in love with Joe. He's smart, funny, pretty, and sometimes cries because of videos with small animals (to be fair, it was a really good duck video). Nicky hates all of Joe's significant others, and always visits Joe's family on Eid, and knows his coffee order by heart etc, etc.

The problem is Joe doesn't feel the same. Nicky knows this like he knows this own name. He's SURE Joe doesn't like him like that.

So when Joe moves into Nicky's apartment after a bad breakup that costs him his lease, Nicky's prepared to do everything in his power to keep things platonic. Except his sofa bed's been broken since May, and he wakes up every morning to Joe's tousled hair and sleepy doe eyes, and Joe letting him bitch after a hard day's work, and Joe knowing where everything is in Nicky's apartment and oh no, what if... He was Wrong??? About Joe not liking him back?????

My kinks are love and affection, and being little shits to your significant other. Also semi-public sex, if you don't mind working it in.

From: (Anonymous)

OP!
Also switching if you can work it in. ❤️

From: (Anonymous)

Sometimes, Nicky makes a bad choice and Joe decides he needs to be punished. So he takes Nicky to a local BDSM club, ties him down, and opens him up to all comers.

From: (Anonymous)

Sometimes, Joe makes Nicky hold himself open, so Joe can spank Nicky directly on his asshole.

Only when Nicky's hole is red, sore, and swollen, does Joe fuck him.

Nicky absolutely gets off on this.

+10 If Joe has a special implement for spanking Nicky's hole, and Nicky knows what he's in for when Joe tells him to "Fetch the paddle."

From: (Anonymous)

Nile is surfing the internet and comes across a video or photo of something (sounding, fisting, something extreme) and she's all "I just don't get how that can feel good."

So Joe offers to use Nicky to show her how someone can find that act a turn on.

Dom/Top!Joe, sub/bottom!Nicky only, please

From: (Anonymous)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26013178

Not mine, but I love this prompt and this fic definitely checks some of your boxes ;)

From: (Anonymous)

I'd love to see a story where Joe and Booker get up to some sort of bro hijinks that no one else on the team would ever deign to join (I'm thinking in some nebulous future where Booker has earned forgiveness, Quynh is back, and Andy is still immortal). It's a buddy comedy situation, but with unexpected feels as Booker has learned he needs to actually talk about his feelings if he wants to be understood and supported in the way he needs, and Joe deals with the murkiness of loving a brother who has hurt you. Maybe a serious talk, which they've put off for far too long, just bursts out in the middle of some truly wacky situation.

From: (Anonymous)

Oh jesus, seconded so hard

From: (Anonymous)

love this idea!
++1

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I mean, hes an artist, a poet, a fighter, a genius, a language expert ect. Joe is pretty much good at everything and we love him for it. However maybe there is ONE thing hes just terrible at (I actually have no idea what this could be so am open to any and all suggestions) and whatever this skill is, its required for a mission. Cue Nicky getting literally turned on to see his usually cool and competent husband adorably frustrated and flustered by being so terrible at something.(and giving him a way to work those frustrations out)

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That’s such a great idea!

From: (Anonymous)

Something happens and Nicky vanishes. The team end up bringing Booker back to help them try to find him.

Booker and Copley both try to find any trace of Nicky, and Booker is the one that does, only he doesn't tell anyone. Nicky has amnesia and doesn't remember anything after waking up, and apparently being immortal.

Booker goes to him, and starts telling Nicky that he tracked him down after dreaming about him. Booker is still a master forger, and he creates a fake life for Nicky, telling Nicky that Nicolas Smith just died and is now immortal, and how he'll teach Nicky everything he needs to know.

He takes Nicky to a safehouse the others don't know about, and basically lies to Nicky about how old he is, when he died, etc. Booker says that older immortals dream about newer immortal so that they can track them down, but that he was the last remaining immortal, until Nicky.

After they've been together for a while, Booker kisses Nicky and fucks him. Booker manipulates Nicky into loving him, thinking they're the only two immortals, and so meant to be together.

And then Copley tracks them down and sends the others after them...

(Just please make sure the ImmortalHusbands end up back together.)

From: (Anonymous)

YES PLEASE

I have no idea what intersex means but all the rest, hoooolyyy shit yes

From: (Anonymous)

This is an A+ prompt!

(Would be funny if he is really bad at flirting? Yes, he can wax poetic about his love for Nicky but if he had to seduce someone else for a mission? Horrible. Nicky is equal parts amused and turned on. But plenty of other fun options too ofc.)

From: (Anonymous)

The Immortals have obviously been around for a lot of troubled times in humanity's history. As has The Doctor. They have definitely met, probably multiple times, and spanning multiple regenerations.

The Doctor has most definitely figured out that they are immortal. Have they figured out that it's the same Doctor they keep meeting? Do they know about aliens? Have they been in the Tardis? Perhaps one of them was a companion for a brief period?

I really don't care what you do with it, I just think it could be fun crossovers.

From: (Anonymous)

Intersex basically means hermaphroditism.

From: (Anonymous)

Modern AU where they meet when Nicky accidentally bumps into Joe and spills coffee all over Joe's shirt

Of course because nothing can go right in Nicky's life, Joe takes off his coffee soaked shirt while Nicky is kneeling in front of him trying to pick everything up off the ground

From: (Anonymous)

Inspired by Marwan in his Jafar costumes.

Nicolò sees Yusuf in his full court get-up, turban and everything, and decides he wants that.
Cue Nicky seducing Joe (who takes one look at the pretty man flirting with him and goes Yes, Please)
Can be AU entirely, can be AU with Immortals or even canon compliant. Maybe they roleplay.
+++ for confident Nicky
++++++ for Yusuf telling Nicolò "I'm keeping you" after