Prompt Post #3

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(Deadpool Crossover) The Old Guard Meets Deadpool

[(Anonymous)]

So I was thinking about how eventually, the members of the Old Guard will lose their immortality. I was also thinking about how they dream of other immortals until they meet

Now throw Deadpool into the mix. Deadpool is immortal but he also legitimately cannot die. Death canonically loved him so much she sent him back to keep living

+He still has cancer, and Andy isn't sure how Deadpool and cancer are co-existing in one body but hey whatever works for him

++They keep seeing a Ryan Reynolds looking guy at first and then it switches to the red mask so everyone is like are there two immortals??

+++Deadpool joins them on a mission, doing his usual fourth wall breaking and they see him fight and it's like damn this guy is actually insane

++++Mask reveal- the old guard see Deadpool's face full of pockmarks and scars and cancer and they're thankful their version of immortality doesn't leave them with all that

+++++Deadpool throws Nicky and Joe a wedding and bonds with Nile over the Deadpool comic books. Also he's just walking around with a bunch of swords stuck in him at one point making coffee like it's no big deal and talking about some people called the X-Men or whatever