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From: (Anonymous)
What it says on the tin. Nicky is a witcher, he lives alone, fights alone and doesn't talk that much (aside from "hmm" or "fuck" ;) ).
But then he meets this annoying bard Joe and the bard starts to follow him around and he even made a song about him and he so fucking attractive... sorry... annoying!

Joe/Nicky, size increase turns Joe on

Date: 2021-07-22 11:31 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Nicky goes through some magic/science whatever that increases his overall size by like... 5 to 10 percent. Just enough that he's like a slightly bigger, taller, more hulking version of himself. His hands are enormous and Joe is uncontrollably turned on by how easily Nicky can manhandle him. The fact that Nicky's cock has also increased in size and feels like it's going to split him apart is even better.

+If Nicky, totally unaccustomed to his new proportions, is also kind of adorably clumsy and frustrated about it.
+If he's trying not to be too rough with Joe but doesn't fully know his own strength, but Joe just finds it super hot when Nicky accidentally slams him on the bed or tosses him around.
From: (Anonymous)
When they first start traveling together, Nicolo still can't shake his past as a priest, and believes in celibacy as a virtue. But it's a challenge when he's traveling with Yusuf, who he's having increasingly frequent un-celibate thoughts about. He manages to keep those thoughts to himself during the day, but when he's asleep his mind basically explodes with vivid sex dreams about his new traveling companion.

Unbeknownst to him, he is NOT subtle about this when he's asleep. Yusuf is both bewildered and extremely aroused at how often Nicolo moans helplessly and grinds against the bedroll in his sleep, sometimes even obviously coming in his bedclothes. Then one night Nicolo loudly moans Yusuf's name...

Joe/Nicky: dyslexic Nicky

Date: 2021-07-22 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Nicky has always struggled to read, so curling up on Joe’s chest and having Joe read to him is something intimate they both love.

Booker/Nile, oral fixation

Date: 2021-07-22 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
As Booker gets serious about his sobriety, he finds having things in his mouth helps with the habitual part of his addiction.

Nile can’t remember being this turned on before.
From: (Anonymous)
For a minor delikt young Nicky is sent to jail. It's "just" a few months, but nevertheless, he's young, he's pretty and he's sent to a jail with lots of dangerous criminals. Of course he attacts a lot of attention.
Keane, who's sentenced to life imprisonment and has nothing to lose, attacks Nicky and rapes him under the shower. That's where Joe (another prisoner? a guard? a doctor?) finds him and promises to take care of him...

Joe/Nicky: the thief and the prince, AU

Date: 2021-07-25 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Nicolò was a street orphan who grew up into pickpocket, and later into an overall skilled thief. One day he hears rumor of a priceless treasure being kept in a particularly heavily guarded castle. Tempted by the potential payoff and taking it as a personal challenge, Nicolò successfully gets all the way in to where the treasure is being kept... and discovers the "treasure" is none other than Prince Yusuf, long thought to be dead after he mysteriously disappeared while traveling. Instead, he's been locked away by his evil brother/father/whoever over a succession conflict.

Nicolò is utterly captivated by the prince, who turns out to be thoughtful and poetic and unbelievably handsome, and the two fall in love. He swears to free Yusuf, but it's going to be incredibly dangerous for both of them; after all, Yusuf has powerful enemies, and Nicolò is a wanted criminal who may face execution if he's ever caught.

From: (Anonymous)
Joe is a Good and Righteous superhero beloved by all. Nicky is a morally grey does-what-needs-doing vigilante feared by villains everywhere. Their enemies and their end goals are the same. Their methods... not so much.

Joe is determined to do the right thing and bring in this dangerous wild card, but the more he crosses paths with him, the more he realizes there might be more to Nicky than meets the eye, and that things might not be as black and white as they seem.

+ Nicky in the Diabolik mask
++ Nicky used to be a superhero who worked with Joe until Something Happened, and knowing who he used to be before this is part of why Joe is so reluctant to really stop him
+++The whole gang as superheroes, feat. a Nile who recently graduated from sidekick to full time hero

Joe/Nicky, barebacking

Date: 2021-07-28 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Joe and Nicky are newly in a relationship and they have been diligent condom users. But now they are exclusive, they’ve both been tested and they’re clean, and they’re ready to go bare.

And neither one of them is ready for just how fucking good it feels.

Andy & afterlife, happy ending

Date: 2021-07-28 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
The latest Tales through Time comic about Andy and Achilles gave me some very sad feelings about all the people she’s lost over the (many, many) years, and while usually I like fix-it stories where Andy somehow regains her immortality, I’m craving something different.

Andy dies, and not only does she finally find peace at the end of her long war, but she finds the people she loves most. I don’t care about the details of the afterlife she’s in, I just want to see a place of peace where she’s reunited with people like Achilles and all the children she’s adopted over the years, and she even sees her mother and sisters again and as soon as she sees them, she remembers their faces instantly like it’s been yesterday.

It takes a little getting used to, this reward after a long life, and she misses the other members of the guard desperately, but she also can rest easily because she knows that someday when their fight is over, she will see them again.

Andy/Nile, Andy & Nile, pampering

Date: 2021-07-29 12:49 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Andy hasn’t made an effort to do something really nice for herself in hundreds of years. Nile tries hard to fix it, organising everything from spa days where they’re staying to horseback tours that she thinks Andy will like. Andy thinks it’s extremely cute.

Joe/Nicky: sobbing during wedding vows

Date: 2021-07-30 11:03 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Joe and Nicky are getting married. Everyone thinks Joe is going to be the one who gets all choked up during the vows, but he actually holds it together pretty well despite a few tears. It's actually Nicky who can barely get the words out through uncontrollable ugly crying when it's his turn, because he's just so overwhelmed by how much he loves Joe.
From: (Anonymous)
Even within a normal human lifetime, many people see evolutions in their sexuality or gender expression so I would love to see anything that explores (and celebrates!) the different phases the Guard has gone through over the years!

(Bonus points if Booker is kind of sheltered/a prude and is super confused the first time he sees something that doesn’t fit with his idea of the team—e.g. Andy uses he/him pronouns for a few years, or he sees Joe picking out a woman to hook up with while Nicky watches—and because of this they’re preparing to explain it to Nile but she’s like please, I’m from the 21st century)

Nile/Booker - Stuck in a Wall

Date: 2021-07-30 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Nile gets stuck in a wall, and Booker takes advantage of the opportunity. Can be whatever level of consent author wants.

Joe/Nicky - Breaking Fast (2021) AU

Date: 2021-07-31 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
What it says on the tin (and in this tumblr post: https://habibialkaysani.tumblr.com/post/656628743111131136/okay-but-imagine-this-joenicky-as-a-modern-au)

Please, please, please somebody write a Breaking Fast AU with Joe and Nicky slowly bonding while observing Iftar together over the course of Ramadan, with Nicky slowly taking over Joe's kitchen and his heart and both of them learning from each other how family and religion can be important to you in different ways.

Obviously Joe would be Mo and Nicky Kal-El, but feel free to come up with an alternative to the Superman storyline!

+ 10 if some of the conversations re military happen with Nile instead of Nicky
+ 100 if Joe is never forced to break fast re: sexy times during Ramadan, but + 500 for a scene releasing all that tension after
+ 1000 if the 'habibi' apron makes an appearance
From: (Anonymous)
Merrick is not the youngest CEO in Pharma, he's in thhe slave trading business. And he's known for his extraordinary goods. So, when he learns about The Old Guard team and that they are immortal, he's more than delighted. He wants them and he wants to sell them because he knows he can make a shitload of money out of them. Slaves who never grow old, who never die no matter what you do to them and who heal in an instant so you can torture them over and over and over again... oh yes, he definitely wants them.

To get them, Merrick kidnapps Copley's wife and forces him to help him capture the team. Reluctantly Copley obeys. He lures the team into the kill-room to be sure they are the right ones, he goes with Keane to the church and captures Joe, Nicky and Booker (yes, he's not a traitor in this one) and when Andy and Nile return to Paris the three men are gone and by the time Andy and Nile arrive at Copley's house, the three are already sold and on their way to their new owners.

So, now Andy and Nile have to convince Copley to help them, have to rescue his wife, kill Merrick and then go after the guys who have their friends and free them!
From: (Anonymous)
The guard's immortality comes with a "protection" to evolve as humanity does. If a change happens, the guards will adapt to it.
Alpha, beta and omega, which were inexistant in Andy's time and quite rare in Nicky and Joe's, are now the majority. So it's only a matter of time until they become a/b/o.

Nicky secretly wishes to be an omega, as he dreams of being pregnant with Joe's child, though he "knows" he'd be less useful to the team and weaker.

When he does change into an omega, he feels terribly guilty, wondering if he somehow willed it to happen and favored his fantasy over being a strenght for his family.

Cue the others having to show him that contrary to what society thinks, being an omega doesn't make him weak and that he is more than ever an asset to the team.
From: (Anonymous)
Inspired by the above prompt with such a cool premise of the older members of the Old Guard evolving alpha, beta, and omega designations to help blend in with the modern world. But in this case, Joe and Nicky both develop into alphas, or both into omegas. At first they are super confused, maybe wondering if they aren't meant to be together? But they come to accept it and figure out how to make it work (after all they were able to have sex before all of this using lube, or maybe they can mimic a knot with toys for heats)

I have a preference for bottom!Joe 😍 (but vers is good too)
From: (Anonymous)
I currently have a bad sunburn and it occurred to me that Andy absolutely would get one within the first week of being mortal cause she’s used to just wandering around the desert with her short sleeves and instant healing from any sun damage.

Then it got me thinking about all the other random annoyances she wouldn’t know how to deal with—hangnails! Paper cuts!—and how the others (with the possible exception of Booker, but he seems like he probably never took very good care of himself) are also probably too old to remember how to deal with these things, but Nile remembers.

Just want me some frustrated! Andy cause her body doesn’t work like she’s used to and kind, helpful Nile offering up basic first aid and some simple safety tips. Platonic or budding andy/Nile sexual tension both good with me :)
From: (Anonymous)
When Prince Yusuf is travelling his country he gets ambushed by rebels or discontent subjects. However, when his guards are dead and he's alone against the attackers, a mysterious stranger with beautiful pale eyes comes to help him escape them. But the stranger doesn't make it. He goes down and Prince Yusuf deems him dead. The Prince manages to get back to the palace and his life moves on.

And then, some time later, he's strolling over the market in his capital when he sees a pair of beautiful pale eyes. The myseterious stranger, who rescued him, didn't die. He got captured and now he's to be sold on the slave market. And Yusuf buys him...
From: (Anonymous)
Crack prompt incoming…

Nicky is some kind of love deity or working in the service of a love deity. He’s crossed paths with mortal!Joe and they do not care for each other. Maybe Joe railed against the gods determining love. Maybe he’s aligned with a different deity and Nicky is jealous. Whatever it is, Joe just gets under his skin.

Then one day Nicky is sent to fire an arrow of love at Joe. And he’s so distracted by how much Joe’s stupid handsome face annoys him that his fingers slip and he scratches himself with his own love arrow. While looking directly at Joe. Now he’s BOTH irritated by Joe and also madly in love with him. Poor Joe has absolutely no idea what’s going on, but a love deity (or love deity adjacent being) can be VERY attractive when they want to be.

Also OK with Joe and Nicky’s roles being reversed.

Andy/Booker/Nile, literally anything

Date: 2021-08-04 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
There is a distinct lack of this pairing even though all the individual pairs all have so much chemistry (more eloquent people than me have already laid out the case for Book of Nile; Andy and Nile in the plane fight scene could be foreplay at its finest; and in the screenplay Nile straight up asks Booker on her first day if he’s in love with Andy, so…)

Nile and Booker team up to help Andy let go and relax? Both Nile and Andy are secretly communicating with Booker in his exile? Loads of miscommunications? I’m down with anything that ends up with these three in a (semi-stable) relationship!
From: (Anonymous)
While traveling an enchanted forrest Prince Yusuf is incautiously for a moment and falls in a lake. He never learned to swim and so he's in danger of drowning. But just before he's losing his consciousness someone with beautiful ocean-colored eyes appears and rescues him.

When he comes around again, he's lying beside the lake and he sees the eyes again. He can't recognize the rest of the face because the "person" is hiding between reed but he will never forget the eyes. When he tries to thank them, a woman appears behind him and tells him she's the witch of the enchanted forrest and he just got rescued by one of her naiads (yes, I know they usally are all female but in this case, in this lake lives a male naiad). She also tells him that he has to leave the forrest and never come back.

Yusuf is desperate. He can't forget those eyes and so he comes back, even if the witch told him not to. He's so desperate, that he wants to jump into the lake again, only to find the naiad with the beautiful eyes.

The witch is a good witch and she feels sorry for poor Yusuf and so she appears again and tells him to leave. But she promises him, that - one day - he will find a human with the same beautiful eyes. Of course Yusuf is disappointed because he has to leave but at least he has a straw to clutch to now. And so he leaves.

The witch didn't lie to him. It takes some time but then Yusuf actually meets a person with the same beautiful eyes as the naiad had had. Unfortunately they belong to Prince Nicolò, the son of the King who's at war with Yusuf's kingdom for as long as anyone can remember...

Nicky + forced haircut

Date: 2021-08-06 01:59 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Whether as part of the torture at Merrick's, another time he was captured, or even something that happened before he became immortal (or in a non-immortal au!), someone once shaved Nicky's hair against his will. Would just love to see some comfort from Joe or the rest of the guard and dealing with the fallout and trauma of something that from the outside might not seem like such a big deal.
From: (Anonymous)
Nicky is an omega with a shitload of debts. His ex-Alpha was an asshat who abused him and left him with all the debts. Nicky is desperate and so he agrees to an offer from a surrogate omega agency. They say that single Alphas, who want children bot no omega, are willing to pay lots of money for a surrotgate omega.
So, it's impossible to artificially inseminate an omega (it just doesn't work without a real knot). That's when he meets Alpha Joe. But when they meed there's immediately chemistry between the two of them and over the next months of the pregnancy Nicky realizes he's falling for Joe... and Joe develops feelings, too...
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