theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #22

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Yeeessss they deserve all the romcoms.

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Have you seen it? Have you? You should have seen it! It was... very nerve-racking! :D

Since it started it's tradition that the team watches Eurovision Song Contest together... and Nicky and Booker are very, very, very competitive... and this year the battle between France and Italy is real :D

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"This is my girlfriend, Nile. I am very into her heavy, pendulous breasts."
"Oh god."
"And she has a really nice... vulva."
"Please, stop."
*Andy pulls up a chair and gets the popcorn* "You're doing great, sweetie!"

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After a very intense scene (any kinks you want), whoever was Dom experiences a great amount of guilt.

Any roles, any kinks, any rating, as long as there's lots of comfort.

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In millennia, they've tried a LOT of new sex things as they were becoming popular, be that new, battery-powered toys, or just better lube.

Show me some firsts. All kinks are fair game.

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Andy really enjoys tying Booker down and fucking his pretty cock with her sounds. It wrecks Booker every time, and he cannot get enough.

Could be a threesome with Quỳnh or Nile seeing it for the first time.

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Oh please, I love this

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TOG are all witchers from a variety of schools who meet up along The Path sometimes intentionally, sometimes coincidentally, but they’re always happy to see one another. Maybe they even winter together somewhere?

Pairing-wise, I’d like Joe/Nicky but anything else (including those two with others) is fair game, including big or little polycules or relationships of various commitment levels.

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Andy: "Nicky, you don't have to take those two guns. We have enough weapons."
Nicky: "But Andy, I can't leave Lara and Lana here."
Andy: "Please don't tell me you already named them. You just took them from Merrick's men!"
Nicky: "They are good girls!"

... or the one where Nicky gets attached to his weapons and gives them names.

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Joe and Nicky meet after a few years of separation, to rekindle the flame. During the break Joe had other lovers, either occasionally or within a relationship. Nicky knows and he's ok with that.
+If during make-up sex Joe talks about his other men (or women, or other) while being respectful of everyone involved
Please keep it SSC and respectful

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Nicky and Joe are both new to the country and neither speaks English nor the other's language. Still, they have an instant rivalry.

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Yusuf is going away for a few weeks and the only way to keep his husband faithful is by squeezing every last orgasm out of him before he leaves.

Safe, sane, consensual - though I never say no to Evil King Yusuf.
Canon or AU.
Any other kinks welcomed.

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Fill Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31510568

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+1000000

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Enthusiastically seconded!!

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Joe was the only immortal dying in the crusades. He eventually meet the others, and the events of the movie happen with only a few differences.
Kozak escape and is able to take some samples with her (perhaps she even always planned to steal some, changing the labels and all).

Nicky is an omega who has been born some 25ish years ago. Somehow, under the belief he is helping a couple struggling with fertility issues, he ends up pregnant with Joe's child, Kozak using the samples she stole.

The Old Guard ends up learning what Kozak did (though they don't know which alpha's sperm she used) and intervene.

Bonus: Keane survived the event at Merrick and is working with Kozak, pretending to be part of the couple needing help. He gets very unfortable with this, and perhaps is even the one contacting copley.

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+100

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One of the boys has been kidnapped/imprisoned/trapped in a dystopian government/society, etc. away from the other and the rest of the guard for a long time (maybe a few years). Canon Immortals or some kind of AU is fine, and feel free to get into what the actual separation involved or just jump right to the reunion because mostly what I'm prompting is one of the boys having to adjust and reintegrate back into their lives. Maybe they both struggle with the change in dynamic or feeling of estrangement post separation, maybe one is feeling more immediately ready to be intimate again and the other isn't or there's some adjustment there. You can make this really tropey and have their be sexual trauma involved or not. Maybe there's a lot of choice paralysis as the one who'd been separated gets used to living as a free person again. Idk go wild, I just want one of them to be traumatized and struggling to adjust while the other one is so happy to have them back but also having their own journey dealing with the reunion.

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(is this Handmaid's Tale-inspired, OP??)

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+1000000

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For one reason or the other both, Joe and Nicky, kept the armor they wore back in the battle around Jerusalem, the one they wore when they first met and killed each other. It's in one of the many secret stashes the team has around the world and Nile finds it, Nicky's chain mail and Joe's leather armor.

It's rusty and filthy, blood-soaked and 'holey' but it's still there. For the first time she really understands, what war meant back then, when the armor the fighters wore was HEAVY (not made of light Kevlar but real iron and steel and leather as hard as a board).

Joe and Nicky find out and they tell her a story about two men meeting in a battle ;)

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To become the king's beloved, a group of volunteers is put through increasingly humiliating trials.

Nicolo will do anything to escape poverty and his horrible family.

Consensual - they push their limits, but the volunteers can give up at any time.

No ABO, please, but all other kinks are fair game.

Feel free to switch roles if you want.

From: (Anonymous)

p l e a s e

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