theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #22

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I love this more than I can describe, damn I need it written.

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+1000

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very much here for this

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Joe is immortal and everything is similar to how it is in canon except that Nicky isn’t. He and joe meet and fall in love despite the team’s warnings that joe will eventually have to leave him. Until Nicky discloses to joe that he has a terminal illness and only has a few short years if not months to live. For this reason Joe decides to stay behind with Nicky, to be with him until he dies. But there’s a lot of angst, watching Nicky progressively get worse while joe knows as an immortal he cannot get sick or die from illness. But they are still very much in love (up to you if Joe tells Nicky that he is immortal or not). And then Nicky dies of whatever illness he has...until he comes back. He’s a new immortal! And this is his origin story.

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Oh FUCK I love this prompt

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Oh yes, please!! Give me all the angst!!

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Oooooh I can just see this scene:
"I don't understand, You all were warriors. I am not." "I've seen you fight your illness for months. You're just as much a warrior as any of us were."

anyway, sorry for the addition, I'd love anything done with this prompt!!
+10000

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OP here - nothing at all to apologize for, this was a beautiful addition that made me tear up a little and now i'm left here hoping somebody fills this even MORE!

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THIS IS LOVELY

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When the team has some time to lie low they use their time to go out in the evenings. And in a club they meet Roberta (Luca's role from L'ultiomo Terrestre). And all of them are baffled about the striking resemblance. She has the nose, she has the mole, she has the same crooked smile.

Roberta is equally shocked and runs away before they could ask her.

They ask Copley to help them to find out about Roberta and in fact, she's a lineal descendant of Nicky. How do they handle the situation? How does Joe react? What about Booker?

And what about Roberta? She's seen a guy with her face walking around. How does she handle the situation?

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Yes!

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Joe loves Hawaiian Pizza. The combination of a thin crust, hot cheese and the sweetness of the pineapples is exactly his thing. Unfortunately he's married to an Italian who thinks Hawaiian Pizza is an unholy abomination and had banned it out of their kitchen.

So, every few weeks he sneaks out of the house when Nicky's not here and buys himself a Hawaiian Pizza somewhere in town and indulges his desire. The rest of the team knows, of course, but they won't call him out. Does Nicky know? Who knows?

But Nile doesn't know... yet :D

Can we get a story, where Nile finds out about Joe's cravings and the story behind it? Please :D

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Andy, Nile, Booker, Joe, and (optionally depending on how you want to adapt their canon fates) Quynh and Lykon are a team of thieves. They're dedicated to robbing the richest assholes they can and redistributing the wealth to the best of their ability -- with a healthy cut to sustain their own lifestyles, of course.

Enter their latest target, Di Genova Industries. Its President/CEO is a wealthy tycoon, and based on the team's intelligence, the best weak spot is the President/CEO's son Nicolo, a seemingly dedicated employee of the company with a lot of access to valuable information. Nicolo also happens to be very gay and very closeted. Joe is sent in to seduce him and obtain his company access codes/badges/etc. if he can, and to blackmail him into helping the team if he can't.

Except Joe does the "seducing" part of the job a little too well. Not only do he and Nicky have ridiculous sexual chemistry, they fall deeply, achingly, exhilaratingly in love. Now Joe has to choose between telling Nicky the truth and potentially blowing up the whole mission, or keeping quiet and knowing Nicky will be heartbroken when the heist is complete and the team leaves. And if Nicky were to choose to help them, he would be in particular danger as the team's inside man. The rest of the team may be willing to accept that risk -- but Joe isn't.

Happy ending please!

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YESSSS

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Nile temporarily has a dick for handwavey mad scientist reasons (experiment gone wrong? Tricky death and her genitalia grew back differently? Not picky about how and why it happens)

Booker is in a bit of a panic because he’s always prided himself on being so good at oral and now he has no idea what to do to please Nile. Cue crack (maybe he asks Joe and Nicky for tips?) and early fumbling attempts before finally he figures it out

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Oh my goodness! I definitely need this!

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I've seen a few posts about mortal!Andy getting pregnant after the movie, but as someone who was extremely excited to see a woman in her mid-forties, let me throw this into the ring.

Nicky, Mr Acts-of-Service himself, goes overboard with period supplies the moment he realises what Andy being mortal might mean, bodily functions-wise. Immediately goes out and stocks up on tampons, cups, painkillers, every size of pad the supermarket had, chocolate, hot water bottles, and anything else Google says might be useful.

Andy, however, died after going through menopause but is so touched by his fussing that she's not sure how to tell him.

+10 Nile thinks it's hilarious.

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When Nicky was in the last year of school he and his parents moved a lot. And for a while he was in the same school as Joe. Joe on the other hand was very self-sabotating at that time and hung out with a group of very wrong, very awful friends.

So, one day after PE Nicky needs a bit too long in the showers and Joe and his awful friends are there, too. They insult Nicky, shove him and when he tries to get out of the locker room they hold him back and one thing leads to another and before Joe realizes what happens, his so called friends rape the new guy. And they force him to do it as well, even if he really doesn't want to do that. When they are done they shove Nicky so hard that he hits his head and vanish. Later the janitor finds him. Nicky can't remember what happened or who did it but the traces are obvious.

Nicky's parents move away shortly after and somehow Joe manages to get his shit together, to dump his awful friends, to move on, to go to university and to become successful in [whatever he does]. He accepted that he's gay and found some good friends but he never forgot what happened in the locker room.

And then - when he goes out one evening - his friends introduce him to a gorgeous man with the most beautiful eyes he's ever seen. And he recognizes these eyes immediately, after all, he had seen them full of fear and begging for help some years ago. It's Nicky. And he still can't remember who attacked him in the locker room.

Joe is shocked when he realizes that his friends try to set him up with Nicky and it seems that Nicky actually likes him. But what can he do? The worst thing that happened to that beautiful, kind and awesome man was his fault...

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I want to read about the funny and cracky situations that would have happened if the Mona Lisa was the second most famous painting in the world, the most famous being the painting of Nicolo di Genova made buy famous artist Yusuf Al-Kaysani

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Yes pls!

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💚💚💚

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💚💚💚

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