theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #8

Prompt Post #8

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Joe and Nicky decide to go on a much needed vacation (could be to Malta, or wherever you want as long as it’s away from the rest of the team) and they are followed and targeted by bad guys who turn out to be super sadistic with no real ulterior motive. Basically the Norwegian film Funny Games or its American remake - they imprison joe and nicky in their vacation home and torture them in increasingly fucked up, humiliating ways - maybe a fuck of die scenario, or maybe they rape Nicky and force joe to watch - anything as long as there is a generous amount of Nicky whump please!

How it ends is up to you but a happy ending would be nice, maybe where the team find them or joe and Nicky manage to escape (unlike the film which quite literally has one of the bleakest endings out there).

For whatever reason nicky is joes prisoner and joe forcefully bathes him while Nicky struggles against it.

That’s all folks.

Listen guys, Andy and the gang predate modern plumbing. They’ve been having to go outside or piss in pots for centuries so gimme Nile and Andy camping out for a mission or some other with Andy teaching Nile how to stand in order to piss

(I don’t have a piss kink. I swear to God I don’t! But this just seems so funny to me!)

It just occurred to me today that there are alot of stories that deal with the crew being subjects of art or something to do with art museums. I've seen alot of them being part of the various wars to help.

Yet I don't think I've seen anyone latch onto the idea of them being part of an Allied group from the Monuments, Fine Arts, and Archives program that is given the task of finding and saving pieces of art and other culturally important items before Nazis destroy or steal them, during World War II.

I'm just saying I could see Joe and Booker completely on board with such a thing and I would love whatever a writer might want to produce about it.

Post movie, things have settled down, Andy is recuperating from her bullet wound as graciously as a cantankerous 6,000 year old can be and Joe, Nicky and her are now turning their attention on integrating Mile into the team and teaching her all the stuff they think she needs to know (Nile is willing to believe that swords might still have a use as back up weapons that don't run out of ammo, but horse ridding is where they loose her).

Nile is also texting Booker on the down low*. They end up bonding over their experience of being the new baby sibling of their strange new family. And of being trained by 2 medieval warriors and a mythical warlord older than written history when you're from the modern age (Booker was a child of the industrial revolution). Booker lends a sympathetic ear and shares stories about his own early days.

Bonus: Booker point out that at least, Nile came in with actual combat training under her belt, in Booker's days, it pretty much started and ended with how to shoot a rifle without killing yourself.

Other bonus: Nile being tickled over the fact SHE has (well had) a military sword and Booker didn't (it was an officer and cavalry thing by his time). Booker says it doesn't count if it's ceremonial only.

*The others may or may not be aware that she is, but no one is mentioning it in any case

A tied up Nicky is given as a gift/tribute to Prince Yusuf. I’m picturing something like the scene in the prince of Egypt (cartoon) where the girl is gifted to the prince but escapes.

However, unlike the girl, Nicky is not successful in his escape attempt, and Joe has every intention of enjoying his new plaything.

Nicky is on a honeypot mission to seduce Joe for whatever bad guy team. He's good at his job and has Joe eating out of his hand pretty quickly, but he's not there of his own free will. Whether that's some sort of Stockholm syndrome/Winter Soldier-esque brainwashing, or because the bad guys have some sort of leverage on him or are threatening him/his family, he's only doing this because he doesn't have any other option.

Cue dubcon on both sides, for Joe thinking they're having a normal relationship only to find out later what's going on, and for Nicky being forced into it by someone else.

+This not being the first mission like this Nicky has done, but definitely the first one where he's actually liked the mark
++Nicky feeling horrible about tricking Joe without even registering that it's not fair to him, either
+++Joe finding out and helping Nicky escape his handlers

The five most ridiculous places Joe and Nicky have had sex over the years. Go wild.

Okay, so we’ve had some great prompts where Joe has a brother (usually Jafar). What we need is Nicky who has an identical twin who stayed home during the Crusades but turns out to also be immortal.

He doesn’t want to join the guard, isn’t interested in fighting, but does occasionally pop in to visit his brother and Joe over the centuries. And, well. It’s been a long life. It’s only natural that Joe would become curious to see Nicky kissing what looks like his mirror image, or to have them double team him. It happens every 20 years or so.

Bonus points if Nicky’s brother was a little older when he died the first time so it’s like silver fox Nicky.

We've seen Joe and Nicky both joining the gang when they're young and being raised by them. We've gotten some teenage Nicky.

What I want is both Joe and Nicky being young (20?) when they first died fighting each other. They're also a couple and utterly unbearably sweet and adorable, as usual. And still very fierce fighters.

Enter Booker, who maybe was a single dad? Maybe recently lost his family (but it was never revealed he was immortal or this can be a modern AU, too).

Cue Joe and Nicky trying to both climb on that daddy dick and Booker very confused, pleasantly hard and with a lapful of Joe and Nicky.

Am okay with all sorts of positions in terms people.

Somehow because of the universe or whatever you want, Lykon never died; the group is full of soulmates; am a fan of all the tropes but am especially fond of a psychic bond in some way once they're connected. When they find Booker in Russia the bond between he and Lykon activates or triggers or whatever.

Booker is shocked as hell because he never thought he'd have a chance to meet his soulmate.

All the adorable wooing.

+++++++ Super bonus for any mentions of Booker and Lykon both being Jewish (but definitely not needed but I would give my left arm).

Either one of them is really big or this is one of the first times bottoming or it's fun roleplay or whatever the author anon wants.

Fucking the other with barely just more than the head of his dick, popping it in and out, hushing and praising. Give it to me.

No non-con or dub-con please.

An AU where archeologists find artifacts or pieces that belong to Joe and Nicky, And over time realise that these artifacts belong to the same person (since 1099 - 2020) archaeologists are baffled as they see paintings of the same person from (1365) and other painting of the same person in (1413, 1504, 1576, 1798, ect)

So archeologists find artifices from the same person from over 900 years and then see Nicky in Joe in 2020. Archeologists are baffled, Nicky and Joe find out, Joe gets romantic, paints another painting of Nicky, puts it in a art gallery for the archeologists to find. Joe and Nicky playing with the archeologists.

I’m too excited that I don’t know how to explain it properly!
But I hope this becomes a story!
(Could be a story where archeologists find out Nicky and Joe are immortal from the artifacts, one of the archeologists become power hungry and try to get Joe and Nicky) <— that’s just if you want to make a story with an evil villain plot.
But I hope you guys like the idea!

Nicky forgers to cut his hair for a while. He means to trim it, he really does, but he enjoys how Joe can tug on it

So, the immortals all exist and still have their undying power, but their dreams never really happened so they're not aware. Maybe they know, somehow, that there are others like them out there, but not who they are.

Whatever it is, sometimes one of them will stumble across a job that another has also taken and it basically becomes a competition.

One day Nicky and Joe are hired by the same company (could be anyone, Andy, Quynh, Booker, Copley) to work together for a job. The two of them have run into each other on the job before and they're impressed but also annoyed with each other and also maybe crushing a tiny bit? Nothing has happened, but there's definite tension.

Whatever it is, something about the job goes sideways and the two of them end up blaming the other and end up kind of hunting one another. It all builds up to the two of them finally hands on and then realizing "holy fuck, I need this man in/on/over/under me" and end up having rough, biting passionate sex.

Yes I've recently watched Mr & Mrs Smith, why are you asking?

Mafia boss Joe and Cafe owner Nicky!
Joe goes to a cafe for some coffee and meets a kind hearted Nicky and Joe fall for him immediately and visits the cafe frequently. Nicky starts falls for the Hot, And kind Joe. As long as Nicky doesn’t know that Joe is the boss of the Al Kaysani empire.
But a rival gang of the Al Kaysani mafia found out about Nicky and kidnapped him resulting in Joe rescuing him and then they have rough or love making sex and confess that they love each other.

Please someone take this story!!!

Please no new prompts here. Post #9 is now open!

Alpha Joe! And Alpha Nicky!
Immortal AU, back to when they have just started their relationship and it’s Nicky’s first time taking a knot. (Virgin Nicky) But Joe is experienced and guides him through it. Joe has a huge cock and Nicky isn’t sure that it’s going to fit, first half the sex is slow and they’re basically making love and then Nicky puts a hand to his stomach because he can feel Joe as his stomach bulges, his hand molding itself to the bulge that Joe’s dick has made, and then Nicky says a remark saying ‘he feels so full, he could get pregnant. (A little bit of pregnancy kink in there? Don’t have to, as long as Nicky’s stomach is bulging and Joe get triggered into a rut like state where he fucks Nicky to kingdom come. And then cuddle feat at the end. (Aftercare?)

Nicky is a scientist and Joe is a Siren at first Joe doesn’t trust humans because they hurt him but then he meets Nicky, They fall in love with each other. But they have to hide their love because Nicky’s boss is evil (the boss can even be Merrick) and wants to know everything that he can profit off or learn after doing experiments on the siren.
Nicky comes up with a plan to break Joe out of the facility and get him back to the sea.

Pluses are that, in the end Nicky and Joe have sex.
Nicky learns about a Sirens biology and that they can apparently knot. (To make sure that their partner is secured) I have a thing for breeding kink (Rut for Joe but no a/b/o), little bit of belly bulging. Basically Joe has a huge siren cock.
But yeah I hope someone turns this into a story

P.S: There aren’t enough mermen AU’s out there of Joe and Nicky, so far there are two but they both feature Nicky as the merman and unfortunately no sex in either. I love angst and all the tender emotions and fluff but sometimes it’s just nice to have a story plot that leads up to something hot and steamy. Just realized how long this is whoops?

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Joe/Nicky, vacation, Funny Games AU

Joe/Nicky forced bathing

(frozen comment) Re: Joe/Nicky forced bathing

(frozen comment) Re: Joe/Nicky forced bathing

Crack Andy teaching Nile how to pee standing up

Old Guard Crew, Gen, Monuments Men

Nile & Booker, Bonding over being the youngest

Joe/nicky Nicky given as a gift to Joe

Joe/Nicky, Honeypot Gone Wrong Gone Right

Joe/Nicky, wild sex

Joe/Nicky/Nicky’s brother

Joe/Nicky/Booker - age dynamics, daddy kink

Booker/Lykon - Soulmates

Joe/Nicky: "Just the tip"

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Joe/Nicky, hair pulling

Joe/Nicky: Rivals

Nicky & Joe / Joe loves his coffee

POST IS CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS

Joe & Nicky / Alpha x Alpha!

Scientist Nicky / Siren Joe (falling in water)