theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #8

Prompt Post #8

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I like these meet cute date AU rom com scenarios so much lol, never enough!! Want this!

Would this happen during his exile? I can just imagine the gang going to check up on him and oh- is that a baby Booker? Seriously?! Again!

This is a neat idea!

Merrick takes exception to Nicky replying "So is yours..." when Merrick tells him his time is coming. He feels like Nicky disrespected him in front of his staff. (Because sad, little men always feel like they're owed respect.)

Merrick tells Keane to get Nicky up and bend him over Kozak's desk, and he starts to rape him.

Only, Nicky is defiant through the entire thing, asking Merrick if he'd even put his cock in yet, as he can't feel it, and all sorts of denigrating comments about Merrick.

It's still rape, but Nicky will not be bowed by this pathetic little man

Modern times, non-immortal AU

Nicky is an unmated omerga. He usually takes suppressants, but medical advice is that omegas have one heat every two years, instead of suppressing all the way through.

There are several "Alpha Services" companies, where vetted and checked experienced alphas can be 'hired' to see an omega through their heat. Most of them also own their own hotels, where each room is set up with all of the supplies needed for heat, and staffed by betas who keep things running.

Nicky signs up to one of these services for his next heat, and Joe is the alpha he's paired with to see him through.

Bonus - they meet by chance afterwards and start dating

OP

Absolutely during the exile. He’d be a sad single french dad who’d learn how to love again and keep away from booze because of The Love Of A Good Woman... no wait, sorry, wrong cliche scenario, because of The Love For His Child.

Nile would phone him and be like “is that a cat in the background” and he’d be like “...sure?” and then 3 months later she’d be like “Guys, we need to have a serious conversation about Booker. I think he’s been breeding cats. Every time I phone him there are these noises” and they’d be like “oh that’s fine, I mean, that seems healthy, like a good hobby. Imagine if he’s done something really really stupid, like adopt a baby”
Smash-cut to Booker with a baby.

Booker has no choice but to follow Qyunh and obey her. She’s unhinged and dangerous and not above torturing him for hours because she’s bored. She also likes to fuck him. He doesn’t resist her physically (he tried once, he won’t be making that mistake again) he doesn’t even tell her he doesn’t want it anymore, she gets off on him being clearly upset by what she’s doing with him, taunting him the entire time, making him do and say things he definitely doesn’t want to do and say, and shaming him after he comes. Threatens him with anal rape if he doesn’t comply. Basically he just lays there oozing shame, while she takes what she wants.

Bonus - she makes it clear that he deserves it because he betrayed the team, and convinces him that the rest would approve of what she’s doing

Yassss sis, the last line definately goallll

Joe and Nicky knew each other since they were kids. (I know in canon Joe is 3 years older but let’s make it less than a year here). They were inseparable, where one went the other would follow, they eventually became each other’s first kiss and first love.
Then college came, they went their separate ways, lost contact.

Now, shockingly, they moved into the same town/building. They meet for coffee, reminisce about the past, it’s nice, except when they go back to their places they both realise “oh shit I’m not over him!! But clearly he doesn’t feel the same way about me...”

Cue romcom shenanigans.

Bonuses:
+ Joe and Booker are roommates but Nicky things they are a thing
+ Nicky has a baby from previous relationship
+ they get drunk and have sex but the next morning both decide it’s been a Big Mistake but only because they think the other one thinks it was a mistake

I loveee roberta

Nicky is either alpha or omega, who’s always been mating with people with secondary gender opposite to him. It’s never been satisfying though. He’s been told how taking a knot/knotting is suppose to be a near divine experience and it’s nice, sure but it’s not nice. It just is.
He meets Joe who’s the same secondary gender as him and they hit it off. Nicky realises he’s in love with him, but that cannot be, alphas don’t fall in love with other alphas/omegas don’t fall in love with other omegas. Except they do and he just did.

When him and Joe finally make love, Nicky understands what people mean when they say that sex is suppose to feel like out of this world.

(This is framed as modern AU but can absolutely work in the context of canon and immortality)

Nicky and Keane are a thing and things go great, until Nicky discovers Keane’s been also sleeping with his boss. When confronted Keane accuses him of being an idiot who doesn’t understand that a) he’s doing it for them, fucking Merrick gives a lot of benefits, including financial ones and b) Nicky is such a prude and frigid bitch, that shit, of course he’s going to fuck other people.

Nicky is heartbroken but accepts this.

Joe is Nicky’s friend and one day, after they have a bit too much to drink, Nicky asks Joe to have sex with him, so he could correct his technique.

Up to you how good/bad Nicky actually is but it ends with Nicky breaking up with Keane and (potentially?) getting together with Joe

This sounds soooo good. I love the idea of Booker always pining for what Nicky/Joe have so when he sees a chance to have it he grabs it. All he has to do is make it so Joe never finds Nicky. Plus the potential for ALL the angst.

How fast do the immortals heal when they get nommed on by dinosaurs? Are the Old Guard the infinite chocolates of the dinosaur world?

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Ok I’m gonna need to read it.

I am fascinated by this idea, and I’d love to see it.

Give me them breaking in somewhere to steal something. Some elaborate heist job. Something like Ocean's 11 level bullshit.

Give me them going to a gala in bespoke suits and dresses. Give me all the undercover moments.

Keane is immortal. He gets accepted into the team, however, him and Nile start to wonder, I mean, the last time two immortals appeared at the same time it ended as the greatest love story ever told. Are Keane and Nile suppose to be a thing? Everyone seems to think so.

Cue awkward dates, even more awkward sex (or attempts at sex) and general lack of romantic chemistry.

Ow. This hurts my feelings and I need lots of it.

In response to the earlier (and beautifully filled) prompt of Nicky going off for watching Joe being a hot manly man, Joe definitely gets the same way for Nicky. Watching him fight, watching him train... but he especially enjoys when it's 'domestic' manliness - ie: chopping wood, repairing cars, building furniture. One day Joe just has had enough watching his husband doing housework and decides to push him down and ride him until they're both breathless.

Super extra bonus for Nicky's love handles (I love soft tum squish).

OP you are a gem and a genius

OP is very flattered.

Merrick gets Joe with a drug that renders him completely immobile. Think a Hold Person spell from DND or kanima poison. Joe's awake and alert and incapable of doing anything.

The worst part is safety is just around the corner. Maybe someone from the team or a civilian is in the next room or they're in a van and all Joe has to do is get a word out. Somehow.

Merrick has Joe for hours. At one point he gets Joe off and smears Joe's cum over Joe's face, taunting him the entire time about how weak and pathetic Joe is. How much he wants it how this is all he's good for.

And when the team finds him/rescues him, Merrick's plugged him up with something humiliating that Joe needs help getting out of, like a baseball bat or baton. Or he's stuck Joe's rings so far inside him Joe needs help getting them out.

Watersports bonus is, after he's done Merrick pees in Joe's mouth or ass when he's done. Only if the kink calls to you, Nonnie I am more than grateful for any fill!

I prefer Merrick because he's frankly... Pathetic. B) But I'd be down for Keane, Booker or OMC.

Seconded!

The team have known each other since basically the dawn of time. Beyond the whole not-dying thing, Nile's biggest learning curve is the fact they are all so casually close in a way that takes centuries to develop.

E.g.,
- She's pretty sure the boys all share one set of mixed up clothes
- They sit down to eat and there are a bunch of drinks on the table, but she realises she's the only one that sticks to her own glass
- Booker just chilling in the bathroom for a chat while Joe has a bath
- Nicky and Booker napping together on the same couch
- Andy absently scratching her fingers through Booker's hair
- Joe and Nicky reading a book together, full on waiting for the other to finish what's on the page before turning it
- Platonically kissing each other hello/goodbye on the lips
- Also no one seems to care about shutting the toilet door, but that's something she's trying to train out of them

Preference for no exhibitionism.

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Prompt Post #8

Re: Nicky/Joe + Nicky Saves Joe From A Bad Blind Date

Re: Booker + becoming a surrogate father

Re: Team, any ship, your (yes lurker, YOUR) country

Joe/Nicky, Merrick/Nicky, non-con

Joe/Nicky, a/b/o'verse

Re: Booker + becoming a surrogate father

Booker/Quynh noncon

Re: Joe/Nicky; AUish; Nicky seducing Joe

Nicky/Joe childhood sweethearts AU

Re: Nicky/Joe [Roberta/Pierre], Crossover AU, Romance

Joe/Nicky - a/b/o discovering same gender attraction

Nicky/Keane, Nicky/Joe cheating

Re: Joe/Nicky, Booker/Nicky, Amnesia, Dub-Con

Jurassic Park Crossover

Re: Jurassic Park Crossover

Re: Nicky/Keane, Nicky/Joe cheating

Heist Job

Nile??Keane - wait are we suppose to get together?? Crack

Re: Booker/Quynh noncon

Nicky/Joe - Joe is turned on by Nicky's manliness

Re: Nicky/Joe - Joe is turned on by Nicky's manliness

Re: Nicky/Joe - Joe is turned on by Nicky's manliness

Joe/Merrick, Noncon, Immobile, Watersports (optional)

Re: Andy & Everyone, sickfic

Team, Non-Sexual Intimacy