theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #8

Prompt Post #8

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During his exile Booker starts spiralling, self-punishing himself by participating in more and more riské and degrading sexual practices.

Eventually he ends up getting fucked by a dog, in front of the audience, an experience that in his mind should be the most degrading thing that could ever happened to him - therefore the most fitting punishment - but he ends up loving it. The praise/humiliation the audience heaps in him (calling him a perfect little bitch, a natural at taking the knot etc) only adds to the pleasure.

What it says on the tin folks.

Bonus points for some filthy dirty talk from Joe about how well Nicky takes his cock.

Before he betrayed the team, Booker would sometimes join Joe and Nicky in bed. Nicky likes being dp'ed and Booker was the obvious choice to join them. He wasn't part of their relationship, this was purely sex. They are not in love with him, but do love him like a brother.

After Booker gets brought back into the fold early, he expects everything to remain the same. The first time Booker reaches out for Nicky, Joe grabs his wrist and pulls him away.

They tell him there is no way they are about to trust him in their bed any more. What he did means he will never be welcome to lie with them again.

This doesn't end with them forgiving him, but him realising exactly what he screwed up and having to live with it.

One of the team has to go undercover as a sub to get close to the Bad Guy the team are trying to take down. It ends up being Nicky because Nicky fits this guy's type perfectly (and also, because OP loves seeing Nicky in that situation XD).

Problem is, this guy is into heavy degradation and humiliation, and Nicky will have to take it if the team have any chance of getting close enough to stop him.

Joe and Andy go in to the club as a Dom couple (maybe with Booker as their sub), and Andy and Booker spend the time stopping Joe from punching out the bad guy for how he's treating Nicky. (He knows he can't, but it's *Nicky* he's watching being put through everything and that's hard for him to accept.)

The bad guy enjoys passing Nicky around to his friends, degradation like watersports (drinking or piss enemas), maybe even animals.

+100 If when the team do take down the bad guy, Nicky's the one to kill him or stop him
+1000 Afterwards, Joe take Nicky away and is the softest Dom to Nicky, so Nicky can get his head realigned

Yusuf is under the impression his dear Nicolo is a virgin. But he really likes Nicolo, hence awkward wooing begins.

Nicolo misunderstands Yusuf, thinking Yusuf is mad at him about something, but no, Yusuf is just failing miserably courting Nicolo.

Sex in the end not req--what am I saying!? No, sex, they must have lots of sex, 'happy endings' please. LOL

Nicky is married to an older, wealthy man. He starts having health problems and goes to a doctor (Joe) who diagnoses him with male hysteria. He proceeds to use a vibrator on him, as well as stimulating him manually, which leads to multiple orgasms and a vastly improved mood.

Nicolò and Yusuf are travelling together but still don’t speak each other languages and are semi-hostile to each other. At one point they have hate sex and Yusuf ends up fucking Nicolò. Eventually their paths part (mostly Yusuf just GTFO because he’s scared he’s catching feels) and Nicolò ends up alone only to discover he’s pregnant. Can be omegaverse, intersex Nicky or, if you want to make my day, canonverse, where if people can be immortal, they can end up miraculously pregnant with impossible babies.

Either way Nicolò is beyond terrified, he’s in a hostile land, alone, penniless and pregnant?! He may survive but will his baby?
He finds an empty hut or some cave in the forest, spends months alone getting himself ready for the birth of his child, getting thinner and more desperate with each passing day. Eventually the day comes and he gives birth, completely alone.

Meanwhile Yusuf regrets what he did, he should have never left Nicolò on his own, and maybe Andy and quynh find him and tell him that nickys pregnant? He/they need to find him!

Happy ending where the family reunites.

To stop a bad guy, Nicky goes undercover in the most unassuming way (picking target up at a bar, seducing at a gala, etc.) and builds a relationship with him over a couple of weeks before the team can strike. It puts a strain on his relationship with Joe (who is jealous, worried about Nicky or both) but Nicky does not express the same level of concern because he is focused on getting the job done. Cut to the day when the team are finally about to take the guy down and he reveals that he has known the whole time (maybe he greets them all through Nicky's mic/earpiece or something?) and then proceeds to rape him, threatening to kill him if the team try anything, and they can't risk it because otherwise he'll find out Nicky is immortal.

+1000 if you find a way to make it a surveillance cam instead so they can all see what is happening to nicky
+100000 if while the rape is happening, nicky is talking to joe through the mic, telling him its okay and that he loves him and that he's sorry (joe of course on the other end having a complete mental break, telling nicky it's not his fault)
+10000000 if the guy taunts joe over the mic/cam about all the things nicky let him do over the last couple of weeks while he was undercover
+10000000000 if joe goes on a murder rampage, completely uncaring if the team gets found out because he's going to kill everybody involved anyway

Nile stays in touch with Booker after he goes into exile and suggests that maybe he would find getting into art helpful and relaxing. He thinks it’s a stupid idea at first, but, well. It kind of beats wallowing in his guilt or drinking himself into a stupor, and it gives him an excuse to keep talking to Nile.

They have drawing sessions over Zoom, and other times Nile will give him a challenge, like he has to draw a fond memory, or paint in a particular style, and then he’ll send his work through the mail to whatever safehouse the team is at (Nile keeps all his art pieces like a proud parent).

After a while he realised that he’s, well. Maybe not happy, but he’s doing a lot better.

Look, kinkmeme, I’m really sorry but all I want is super specific fusion fics with obscure fandoms but if someone wanted to write some Dragonriders of Pern fic where the Old Guard impress dragons and fight Thread or are effectively Holdless vigilantes fighting against inequalities and bandits or something. I’d surely be obliged.

All I want is some reluctant, fumbling, slightly dangerous werewolf Nicky and the trials that come with being a werewolf in the First Crusades and after, when he ends up travelling the Middle East with a man who already (rightfully, maybe) thinks he’s a bit of a monster.

Edited 2020-09-26 23:28 (UTC)

Nicky is curious about DP. Joe is too, but he loathes sharing Nicky. So he buys a dildo.

Let the fun begin, anon.

Fully clothed Nile playing with her nipples. And only her nipples. Give me some soft moans, wet panties, a nipple piercing and one (or two?) very satisfying orgasm.

Based off the post: https://maghrib-genova.tumblr.com/post/627967958260514816/luca-marinelli-as-roberta-in-the-last-man-on-earth

Nicky cross dresses as Roberta for a mission. Joe is intrigued. Pretty much takes Nicky/Roberta in the backseat. Joe didn’t even bother undressing Nicky, just shoved that tiny skirt up Nicky’s bare torso, tore those panties and have lots of hot sex with Nicky.

Nicky's got sensitive feet (for whatever reason) and sometimes he gets really hard when Joe gives him a foot rub. Joe is 100% okay with all of this.

+ Joe lazily rubbing Nicky off with his feet and Nicky losing his goddamn mind.

Booker and Nile have been together for a while and things are good, their sex life is good and satisfying. Recently they introduced sometimes playing with sensory lube and it's fun and fresh. Nile asks Booker if there's anything he wants to try since she brought up the lube. Booker admits he's kind of interested in getting pegged.

Booker is pleasantly surprised.

+ Booker going down on Nile while she's wearing the strap-on and Nile sweet talking him about how much he loves her dick.

+ Nile having nipple rings

Immortality doesn't make you perfect and 900 years doesn't mean you don't squabble - give me some dumb couple fight greatest hits like:

- I don't know what I want for dinner, but I don't want that
- Did you eat the leftovers I was saving for after we got murdered
- We've talked about leaving wet towels on the bed for 900 years
- You get up to turn off the light
- Did you put egg shells back into the carton again?!!!!!
- You watched the next episode without me????
- Thermostat, toothpaste, toilet seat

I know there's already a gym prompt where ladies are gushing over Joe, but can we have one where Nicky doesn't know Joe and only meets him at the gym or anywhere, really, as long as he does so when Joe's doing pull-ups shirtless just like Marwan does in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBx_LT8OzRE

Could also be Nicky knowing Joe but absolutely blindsided by him when he removes his shirt and does those awesome pull-ups.

Either way, I want Nicky secretly having the filthiest, filthiest thoughts about him. Bonus points if the rest of the family are there, too! <3

During the Crusader era, after Andy and Quynh find Joe and Nicky, the four of them stop to recuperate for a week in a village nearby. A merchant sees Joe and Nicky and is jealous so while Joe and Andy and Quynh are out for the day, the merchant disguises himself as Joe and sneaks into their current residence to fuck Nicky before the other three get back

+At first Nicky thinks it's Joe and let's himself be taken to bed. They're fucking and Nicky is kinda in that sex haze so he doesn't register that it's not Joe until the other person starts getting rougher than Nicky knows Joe to be

++Just as Nicky realizes that it's not Joe, Andy, Quynh and Joe have arrived home- Nicky knocks something over that he knows will break so he knows the others will hear it and the imposter is getting too rough and too much and he has a really tight grip on him to keep Nicky from getting out fr under him

+++The imposter drags Nicky from the bed and uses Nicky as a shield when Joe runs to his and Nicky's room and Andy and Quynh went around the house so they could sneak into a window to get a drop on the imposter

Extra bonus if Nicky manages to barely cover himself up with the bedsheet when the imposter pulls him out of bed and he's just so humiliated and embarassed that he let a stranger fuck him because he thought it was Joe

Extra extra bonus Andy and Quynh terrify the imposter into submission/leaving them alone forever while Nicky rushes to Joe just desparately clutching the bedsheets around him and Joe comforts him but Nicky is berating himself because he should have known better and he should have known that it wasn't Joe from the start

One of their favourite down time pastimes is Joe riding a dildo (he loves one that's just past comfortable), while Nicky feigns disinterest and reads a book. The only rule is Joe can't touch himself and Nicky only gives him attention when he slows down because he "can do better than that, keep going".

When Joe's well and truly past it - over-sensitised, can no longer lift himself up off the toy, desperate to come - Nicky helps him off, finally touches Joe's dick and fucks him through an orgasm.

+Fully-clothed Nicky topping naked Joe
++Joe tearing up because he's so overwhelmed
++++Ending with cuddles and Nicky praising Joe for taking it so well

Joe walks in on Nicky lazily getting himself off. Maybe playing with a toy, maybe fingering himself, maybe jerking off, grinding on a pillow; whatever the author anon wants. Joe enjoys the show and gets Nicky to talk him through what he's thinking and how it feels.

Things I learned today: that it's apparently recommended that Muslim men shave their underarms and their pubic hair.

Whenever they get the time when they're alone, Joe and Nicky make a day of it. Take a nice bath, wash each other's hair (or condition if it's not a wash day for Joe), groom Joe's beard... You see where I'm going with this.

Bonus points for post-shave blowjob

Modern AU, maybe college? Maybe a new neighbour? Regardless, they have a total meet cute and end up dating. They're not hiding that they're trans, but they're not being overtly flashy either. They work out their boundaries and their yeses and nos. Maybe one of them has had confirming surgery, or some sort of start to confirming surgery but the other has? Maybe they're not able to afford it? Maybe they're totally comfortable with it. I'm up for either.

I would prefer a transmasc Joe and a transfemme Nicky, but if A!A has it set the other way I'm totally fine with that.

I'm also fine if A!A does not want to write descriptive sex, or sex at all.

Back in the day Booker liked spoiling his wife with nice undergarments when he could find/afford them. (This obviously would have been different than modern day underwear—more like corsets and silky shifts.)

One day she walked in on him trying on one of her things and while she was definitely surprised, she didn’t mind and she explained to him how everything worked.

Booker never stopped liking lingerie, and the team stumbled upon his secret stash, including both centuries-old pieces and modern delights. How do all of them react? (Hopefully not meanly, either amused/supportive/curious/turned on)

The confidence and security the boys felt in kissing in the van took years to find.

I want to see something early in their relationship (and they were both considerably younger, less settled) when someone challenges them about their relationship. Maybe they're just leaving the Middle East, maybe they've just started their romantic relationship, whatever the reason, someone snidely asks if they're together, Nicky vehemently says no.

Joe let's it pass because it's look worse not to. But it still hurts more than he expected.

Insecure!Joe please, and some reassurance and comfort from Nicky

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Booker/dog punishment gone right

Joe/Nicky - Joe wearing his backwards cap as he fucks Nicky

Joe/Nicky, Joe/Nicky/Booker, Booker Realising What His Betrayal Actually Meant

Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Others, BDSM

Joe/Nicky, Mistaken Virginity equals Awkward Wooing

Joe/Nicky - Victorian Doctor, hysteria, AU

Joe/Nicky, unexpected pregnancy, giving birth alone

Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Others, honeypot gone wrong

Nile/Booker, art therapy

Nicky/Joe, dragonriders

Nicky/Joe, Crusades Era Werewolf Problems

Joe/Nicky, DP with a Dildo because Joe Doesn't Share

Nile, masturbation

Joe/Nicky, Nicky dressed up as Roberta for a mission

Nicky/Joe - Foot fetish

Booker/Nile - Pegging

Joe/Nicky, Couple Squabbles

Joe/Nicky, Nicky lusting over Joe doing half-naked pull-ups

Nicky/Joe + Someone Disguises Themselves As Joe To Fuck Nicky

Nicky/Joe, Riding a dildo

Joe/Nicky - Masturbation, Vouyerism

Nicky/Joe - Grooming, Bathing/Washing, Shaving

Nicky/Joe - Modern!AU, both of them are trans

Booker & team, lingerie

Joe/Nicky, Ashamed about their Relationship