theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #8

Prompt Post #8

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One of their favourite down time pastimes is Joe riding a dildo (he loves one that's just past comfortable), while Nicky feigns disinterest and reads a book. The only rule is Joe can't touch himself and Nicky only gives him attention when he slows down because he "can do better than that, keep going".

When Joe's well and truly past it - over-sensitised, can no longer lift himself up off the toy, desperate to come - Nicky helps him off, finally touches Joe's dick and fucks him through an orgasm.

+Fully-clothed Nicky topping naked Joe
++Joe tearing up because he's so overwhelmed
++++Ending with cuddles and Nicky praising Joe for taking it so well

Joe walks in on Nicky lazily getting himself off. Maybe playing with a toy, maybe fingering himself, maybe jerking off, grinding on a pillow; whatever the author anon wants. Joe enjoys the show and gets Nicky to talk him through what he's thinking and how it feels.

Things I learned today: that it's apparently recommended that Muslim men shave their underarms and their pubic hair.

Whenever they get the time when they're alone, Joe and Nicky make a day of it. Take a nice bath, wash each other's hair (or condition if it's not a wash day for Joe), groom Joe's beard... You see where I'm going with this.

Bonus points for post-shave blowjob

...how does op feel about noncon? Maybe not even like physically forcing him, but more kind of...assuming his consent/ignoring it if he protests?

Aaannnnddd now I’ve started it. OP, any preferences for the background relationships and dynamics among the team?

hnnnngh yes.

Modern AU, maybe college? Maybe a new neighbour? Regardless, they have a total meet cute and end up dating. They're not hiding that they're trans, but they're not being overtly flashy either. They work out their boundaries and their yeses and nos. Maybe one of them has had confirming surgery, or some sort of start to confirming surgery but the other has? Maybe they're not able to afford it? Maybe they're totally comfortable with it. I'm up for either.

I would prefer a transmasc Joe and a transfemme Nicky, but if A!A has it set the other way I'm totally fine with that.

I'm also fine if A!A does not want to write descriptive sex, or sex at all.

OP is very much into it. VERY much into it.

Bless you, Nonnie! I’m so happy to hear this!
I’m a big fan of sub Booker but except for that I don’t have any ship or dynamic preferences, other than Nicky/Joe which I think are a given here lol

Nnnnnnn, yes. Roberta is soft and deserves all the love.

NGL this is hot

Back in the day Booker liked spoiling his wife with nice undergarments when he could find/afford them. (This obviously would have been different than modern day underwear—more like corsets and silky shifts.)

One day she walked in on him trying on one of her things and while she was definitely surprised, she didn’t mind and she explained to him how everything worked.

Booker never stopped liking lingerie, and the team stumbled upon his secret stash, including both centuries-old pieces and modern delights. How do all of them react? (Hopefully not meanly, either amused/supportive/curious/turned on)

The confidence and security the boys felt in kissing in the van took years to find.

I want to see something early in their relationship (and they were both considerably younger, less settled) when someone challenges them about their relationship. Maybe they're just leaving the Middle East, maybe they've just started their romantic relationship, whatever the reason, someone snidely asks if they're together, Nicky vehemently says no.

Joe let's it pass because it's look worse not to. But it still hurts more than he expected.

Insecure!Joe please, and some reassurance and comfort from Nicky

Come on, that van speech is not the first time Joe waxed poetic about his love for Nicky in front of some homophobes.

Let’s see some of the people throughout history whose prejudices and repression ran into the sheer power of Joe and Nicky’s love and started questioning all of their life choices.

y e s

Sometime Andy makes a casual comment about how she knows she’s not attractive and she was just lucky that Quynh loved her anyway and the rest of the team is like ?? What? Have you seen yourself?

It turns out that some guy/girl criticised Andy’s appearance (too fit, not feminine enough, or something) literally thousands of years ago and Andy took it to heart and just never questioned it.

The team band together to show her that she’s very, very wrong.

Galaxy minddđ

hahaha yes pleeease!

I felt in love with roberta the second i să her on tumblr

Okay so Joe somehow gets perfectly split in two down the middle. Don't know how you make it work, maybe Dr Kozac did some fucked up experiment in the lab wondering if there was some rhyme or reason to what half grew back or there was some freak accident on a mission.

Anyway, both halves grow back and now there are TWO Joes. Exactly the same. Cue Nicky being happily overwhelmed because now he has Joe's love x2. Bonus points if both Joes get along perfectly and don't fight over Nicky at all because they both know that Nicky loves them both. Extra bonus points if there's a Nicky sandwich involved. Extra extra points for Nicky getting DPed. Also who doesn't wanna see two Joes make out.

fucking, OP you're living in 3025 over here. Galaxy brain.

Is it possible to bring someone to orgasm just by putting acupuncture needles into the right spots in their body? I have no idea but that’s what I want to see. Especially if the needles go around/into groin area as well (ngl I suspect it’s a horrendously bad idea in real life so thank gods for the kink meme)

No preference for which one does what or even if it’s canon verse or a modern au, established relationship or just a “service”.

+1000 yes please!!

What it says on the tin. Andy (consensually!) ties someone up for sex. I'd prefer it to be Celeste or Nile, but I'm not feeling particular.
+ it's not romantic, but there's still a lot of care and affection between them
++ lots of communication, making sure everyone's comfortable and having fun
+++++ if you can include some feels about Andy's mortality

The team crosses paths with Jack Harkness at some point, and they discover each others' immortality. How do they all react to meeting someone with a form of immortality so similar to their own? And how do they each react to Jack shamelessly flirting with all of them?

Author's choice when in the timeline this occurs in terms of Nile, Booker, and/or Quynh being present; whether Jack manages to get laid (and, if so, with whom); and whether he ends up joining the team.

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Prompt Post #8

Nicky/Joe, Riding a dildo

Joe/Nicky - Masturbation, Vouyerism

Nicky/Joe - Grooming, Bathing/Washing, Shaving

Re: Booker/OMC modern au, abusive relationship

Re: Nicky/Joe, bdsm slave auction, angst

Re: Nicky/Joe, bdsm slave auction, angst

Nicky/Joe - Modern!AU, both of them are trans

Re: Booker/OMC modern au, abusive relationship

Re: Nicky/Joe, bdsm slave auction, angst

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky dressed up as Roberta for a mission

Re: Joe/Nicky - Masturbation, Vouyerism

Booker & team, lingerie

Joe/Nicky, Ashamed about their Relationship

Nicky/Joe, sparking sexuality crises since 1099

Re: Booker & team, lingerie

Andy/team, insecurity

Re: Joe/Nicky - Joe wearing his backwards cap as he fucks Nicky

Re: Nicky/Joe, sparking sexuality crises since 1099

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky dressed up as Roberta for a mission

Joe/Nicky/Joe - Joe gets split in two and both halves grow back

Re: Joe/Nicky/Joe - Joe gets split in two and both halves grow back

Nicky/Joe erotic acupuncture

Re: Beta Booker AU

Andy/F, bondage

Whoniverse crossover, team + Jack Harkness