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Post Prompt #5

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Give me trans masc Joe. Don't care if he's always been trans (and somehow hormones work because fuck the rules), or if it was due to a healing accident, or something else entirely...

I just want Nicky eating Joe out like a fucking champ, Joe grinding on Nicky's face, Nicky rubbing at Joe's clit with his nose and just almost feral to keep his mouth on Joe.

Super extra bonus points of giving Joe a creampie and eating it back out.

THAAAANKS

Years in the future, Nile shows up to say goodbye when her mom is on her deathbed. Her mom thinks she is seeing a vision. It’s not like Booker’s experience - it’s positive and cathartic for Nile. The sadder the better but I’d like it to end on a hopeful note.

Because she has to have more joys in life than just baklava, right?

(one of them is probably eating pussy lbr)

Their immortal healing makes it difficult to redirect blood flow, which makes getting an erection a long process. So when Joe and Nicky do have sex, they set aside hours for teasing and build-up and achingly slow sex.

hnnng fuck

+1000

Because miscommunication is my kink:

Joe and Nicky have been together for a number of years before they meet Andy and Quynh. Joe thinks Nicky has worked through his religious guilt and homophobia, but when they finally meet Quynh and Andy, Nicky starts pulling away from Joe. He prays more, becomes more devout, and spends more time with the women while avoiding Joe.

None of them can figure out why, until they realize Nicky thinks two immortal men + two immortal women is God's way of saying that Nicky is meant to be paired with Andy or Quynh, not with Joe. He thinks he misinterpreted God's plan for his soulmate, and feels punished.

Bonus points for:

- Nicky oscillates between being distant with Joe and avoiding sex, to desperately initiating sex and wanting Joe closer, closer, closer.
- Nicky being jealous whenever Joe spends time with Andy or Quynh, or upset that Joe is happy about finding the women.
- Nicky struggling to do the right thing (I want him to get along with Andy/Quynh, not hate them. Maybe just resigned to them).
- Joe being extra gentle and kind while he tries to understand what is going on with Nicky, but also extremely hurt when Nicky rebukes him (or even breaks up with him). Idk what Joe is thinking, but lots of miscommunication angst.
- Extra EXTRA bonus points for Nicky giving Joe a blowjob (which he's struggled with in the past, as oral sex was considered the greatest sin in early Italian culture). Basically Nicky trying to show how much he loves Joe, and trying to break the Religious Rules.

Please!

Here for 100% of this prompt. Religious guilt? Miscommunication? Love affirming oral? Yes.

I'm currently writing this and will send you the link when iI post it!!

Booker is lazing around on a weekend in Paris during his exile, not drunk for once, and he sees a flyer for a re-enactment of a Napoleonic army camp in a small town nearby. He decides to go on a whim, thinking it’ll be entertaining to make fun of all the historical inaccuracies.

He doesn’t expect it to bring back some fond memories of laughing and joking with his fellow soldiers, or to be impressed that actually it’s mostly historically accurate, and honestly the guys doing it are super nice and welcoming.

Booker starts going to all their events and makes a ton of friends and helps them get all the details of their costumes right (he tells them he studied the period in grad school). It’s the most fun he’s had in years.

This is absolutely adorable.

+1

To wipe away and replace the remembrance of Keane filling Nicky's mouth with a gun, they keep Nicky's mouth full of Joe.
Days or even weeks where repeatedly throughout the day and night Joe is in Nicky's mouth. Sometimes it's rough face fucking while Joe cries, sometimes it's hours of cock warming, sometimes it's Nicky dropping down in front of Joe and often its Joe pulling Nicky to his knees.
Joe especially needs to have every trace of that gun replaced with him and every millimeter of Nicky's throat filled with what it should be full of. Nicky knows this and is grateful for it, and wants every memory of those moments for both of them to be overwritten with this.

++ for voyeurism/exhibitionism because they're so traumatized and in such need when that they aren't really capable of even caring that the others are there.

So I generally tend to ignore the idea of Nicky having been a priest because I don't like it, but. Let's say he was, and let's say that popular fanon is in fact correct and he's either a virgin or has extremely limited sexual experience when he meets Joe.

But. Nicolo is thirty. He's been a priest for at least ten, maybe twelve years. He has taken probably tens of thousands of confessions, and there is, seriously, nothing that can shock him anymore. He's familiar with the bizarre, horny, and even depraved fantasies of half of Genoa; virgin, yes - blushing, no.

Yusuf knows Nicolo used to be a priest, and he knows he's never really gotten around, and he himself has, let's say, a moderate amount of experience, he's slept with, like, two or three whole people, so when things get romantic between them and then start to heat up, he assumes he's going to have to ease Nicolo in slowly. (They've been travelling/living together long enough for him to know that Christians have... strange ideas about sex. And literally everything else.) And while he's trying to figure out the best way to explain that he wants to try [very basic sexual activity] together, Nicolo's like, 'Oh, I get it, you want to [CENSORED] my [CENSORED] with your [CENSORED]. Well, I assume you know what you're doing, so all right, but we should definitely bathe first.'

And Yusuf is trying not to blush, but not succeeding because he didn't? know? that people? did that???

I didn't have specific sexual activities in mind when this occurred to me, although having given it some thought I do think it would work well with intercrural sex and rimming, respectively. It doesn't have to be that, though - and they don't have to do either of the things they talk about, they can find middle ground instead if you like. Don't feel the need to get too out there - I'm always a fan of things that seem ordinary these days being ~scandalous~ to people in other periods.

+discussion/mention of (but not participation in) at least one really weird fantasy Yusuf was not expecting ('oh, that's nothing, one time this guy Francisco from Padua told me what he wanted to do with a squash and some kitchen skewers...').
+Yusuf is torn between going along with it so Nicolo doesn't think he's naive and being offended because, really? Nicolo thinks that's the first thing he'd ask for? Give him some credit for sensitivity! (Then he gets over himself and is like 'So... what would that... entail, exactly?', maybe.)
++Nicolo is surprised, because Yusuf is such a sophisticated man of the world! (He's not even wrong.) Wow, he thought the thing he mentioned (or, hell, a different thing he mentioned, even) was one step up from entry-level. So many people were into it, he was sure it was commonplace. Is Genoa just really perverted, then?
++Vast theoretical knowledge meets zero practical experience and results in some hiccups. Nicolo is maybe kind of surprised at how different actual sex is from the idea of sex. Honestly any kind of dichotomy between lots of knowledge/little experience would be great.
+++Nicolo mentioning something Yusuf isn't familiar with and Yusuf just being like '...that is a fantastic idea, actually, let's try it'
++++Yusuf is sure Nicolo will have hangups about sex not because of anything about sex in particular, but because he has arrived at the conclusion that the church just flat out tells people that enjoying themselves is a sin.

Oh I’m so onboard with this prompt. In fact, just reading it ... phew

So after 900 years nobody is exclusively anything, especially not in the bedroom. But metaphorical gun to head, absolutely had to pick, Joe would probably say that he and Nicky are both bottoms.

How they handle this is up to the filler: toys, bringing in other people, super-switchy sex, 69-fisting, whatever you want. I just wanna see them both liking things in their butts.

Bonus points if Nicky is a total power bottom while Joe is kind of a pillow princess

There’s this one thing that Nicolò absolutely hates when Yusuf does it to him during sex but Yusuf loves it and he loves Yusuf so he just goes along with it.

This act is something that no one would normally think someone might not like, so receiving oral or being rimmed, nipple play or a one specific position, like riding Yusuf or doggy style. He doesn’t mind it the other way around, it’s just this one specific circumstance. It’s also not physical discomfort but mental, Nicolò may be feeling too opened or vulnerable, or perceive the act as physically dirty. But once again, he doesn’t feel that way when the roles are swapped, he’d gladly suck Yusuf’s dick for hours or have him ride him into oblivion and back. He tries for years to like it, he feels like he’s been deceiving Yusuf pretending to like it AND he feels bad for not liking it because everyone else does, so what is his problem.

When it finally comes out Yusuf tries to be understanding BUT!

Bonus possible angsty points!:
- Yusuf is angry for being lied to
- Yusuf indeed thinks that it’s weird and impossible to not enjoy [the thing]
- Yusuf doubles down on the activity because maybe now that he knows he can do it well enough for Nicolò to start liking it (he doesn’t and he hates trying to)
- Yusuf thinks that Nicolò is against the whole thing, both ways because if he hates [this] how can he enjoy [that]? Maybe thinks that Nicolò is lying he’s ok and just puts the stop to it
- Nicolò deeply regretting Yusuf finding out, he was more than glad to suffer through it if it was making Yusuf happy - which makes Yusuf angry/upset because his lover was happy to SUFFER THROUGH SEX WITH HIM EXCUSE YOU?!

happy ending BUT please not because Nicolò learns to like it but because they stop doing it, it’s not essential to their enjoyment of each other

Seconded like nothing else!

Joe is the honeypot to a range of characters/Nicky's dopplegangers - Zingaro/Primo/Ettore. Nicky and/or Joe are the only ones who can't see the resemblance. Nicky isn't usually jealous but there's something about seeing this guy with Joe that really gets under his skin.

I’d love to see an exploration of old ideas about sexuality and character dynamics. Nicky assumes that you have to be gay in order to become undying- they both are, Andy, while occasionally interested in men, is distinctly ill suited to traditional family life and a “sexual invert” aka butch as shit, and from what she told them Quynh was much the same. All sorts of notions about gay warrior culture and shield brothers etc form his theory as to why they became immortal, how immortality gives them the freedom to be their true selves, how being attracted to women and starting a family isn’t part of their fate, etc. So when they find Booker, he’s shocked to discover he’s a happily married family man. Nicky takes it upon himself to try and help Booker see his “true” sexuality, whether through words or introductions or “direct action” is up to you.

Whether Booker is bi and does appreciate Nicky (and/or Joe)’s efforts, or if he’s tragically straight and up to you, but I’d love the messy uncomfortableness of Straight!Booker being told he’s gay and trying to make sense of that if you’re able to write that.

Just get real messy and weird with a millennia old gay couple trying to help an 18th century slightly enlightened Catholic come to terms with “his sexuality” when none of them have the vocabulary to express that.

Filled for you here!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26214652

I hope you enjoy it <3

i'm on the edge of my seat! can't wait to read it!!

OP, please explain about the squash and the kitchen skewers. I am AGOG.

I filled it for you here! Click here for the fic. (https://archiveofourown.org/works/26216722) I really hope you like it!

Nicky wakes up in the middle of the night, horny like hell and decides to fuck joe. Full penetration, but I don’t care which one’s the one getting penetrated. Joe doesn’t wake up or wakes up for a moment, sees what’s happening and goes back to sleep.
It’s pre-negotiated and consensual, just something that happens sometimes.

Nicky has cock and balls but he also has a small, tight vagina that Joe loves to play with. Best part is Nicky can come many, MANY times via vaginal stimulation and Joe takes a full advantage of it.

Bonus if you manage to work into the fic Joe playing with both of Nicky’s holes and his cock at the same time.

OP, are you me? I've been wanting to write intersex Nicky for a while but wasn't sure if people would be into it. You okay if I go a bit more into researching and figuring out exactly what body type would work. Nicky's sexy and ambiguous genitalia is a large spectrum of options.

EITHER WAY THIS IS HOT AND I WANT IT

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