theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #3

To keep the prompt posts more manageable in size for modding, this post is closed to new prompts for now. The next prompt post is going to open on August, 24.

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Remember:

Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink is welcome (with the sole exception of sexual scenarios involving human(oid) characters under 14).

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From: (Anonymous)

What it says on the tin. Who plays what? Does Nicky delight in rolling a paladin, or does he want to branch out a bit? Is Andy just studying the dice going, 'I remember when these were invented; we used painted sheep knuckles'? Who gets the absolute worst rolls every single time?

As cracky or as serious as you like!

From: (Anonymous)

Joe loves to sleep when they have down time. I would love to read any and all scenes of the team going about their normal days around a Joe who's always asleep on the couch, on the floor, outside in a hammock, in improbable places, long deep sleeps and quick little cat naps all. Open to all kinds of tones, from things about how he's like their big sleepy housecat, wistful contemplations of how he sleeps as a form of escape and recovery from trauma, schmoopy cuddle pile fics, Nile outsider POV being surprised by how much he sleeps once she's not in a life or death situation with them finally, early things from way long ago in Joe/Nicky history, anything!

From: (Anonymous)

Joe has to pretend to be a rich business man/gang leader. Nicky is his arm candy. His vapid, “shut up and make me another drink, darling”, easily replaceable, in it only for the money arm candy. Someone you don’t have to worry about at all when you try to assassinate Joe. WELL ABOUT THAT!

From: (Anonymous)

This sounds like such a good idea I am so down to see this happen

From: (Anonymous)

Booker and Copley fall in love but are taking it very slow with the physical part of their relationship. Neither one of them has had sex since their wives died, and maybe neither one of them has had sex with a man before. They start off sweet and simple, relearning how to hold another person, how to kiss, how to figure out what they like and what their partner likes. As things get a little heavier, it gets a bit more awkward (sex can be funny!), and a bit painful at first as they try penetrative sex. Booker is determined not to ask Joe and Nicky for advice when the internet exists. Also, he would die of embarrassment, for all that he teases Andy about her flings. Nile is amused by the old men acting like teenagers.

From: (Anonymous)

Would you be okay with it the other way around? Nicky is the evil corporate guy/mob boss and Joe is arm candy?

From: (Anonymous)

Absolutely!!!!!

From: (Anonymous)

Ooooooooooooooooooh!!!
Yes! What a novel idea! Want!

From: (Anonymous)

Someone bad drugs Booker with ghb or something similar. Maybe it's a Big Bad who's experimenting on them, maybe it's some guy in a club. Non-con ensues between Booker and this person.

Or alternately, someone drugs Booker and Joe and Nicky. Joe and Nicky are all over each other like normal, kind of realizing something is wrong, Booker shouldn't be watching them like *that*, they shouldn't be doing this in *public*, but they kind of can't stop. They dubcon (or full out noncon) Booker (who is actually very interested in the two of them), with lots of sloppy, desperate sex.

From: (Anonymous)

Joe and Nicky are in (terribly) sweet love, as we know, and their lovemaking is of course proportionally sweet. But Joe (or Nicky if the author prefers) does like a hint of pain with his pleasure, and he likes his hair pulled. More specifically, he goes wild when Nicky pulls on his pubic hair a little.

From: (Anonymous)

Oh man why do I want this to happen to exiled!Booker such that the others don't know for a long time???? Or if they know, don't immediately believe him.

From: (Anonymous)

I'm... really very interested in this. Would it be okay if I combined it with the sex worker prompt a few posts back?

From: (Anonymous)

OP here, YES PLEASE AHHHH

From: (Anonymous)

The team keeps seeing a new immortal. They go to find this immortal only to run into the Hargreeves family. They didn't see any of the other Hargreeves siblings though, only Ben.

+The siblings are actually on The Old Guard's next hit list/job Copley had for them

++The team takes the Hargreeves family in to one of their safehouses to make sense of the problem and thus find out about the powers they all have

+++They asked why they keep seeing Ben and then Klaus is like well fuck and then they find out they can only see Ben through Klaus considering he can raise the dead and all that and Ben has been dead for years

++++The team finds out Klaus's cult in the 60's was actually one of the jobs they had because the cult was wreaking havoc when Klaus traveled back to 2019 and disappeared

This does not make Klaus immortal, however, which makes Klaus very pouty

From: (Anonymous)

What it says on the tin- 5 times Joe carried Nicky plus one time Nicky carried Joe

From: (Anonymous)

Yes, her new lack of immortality means she gets periods again, but it also means she can conceive. She can create life instead of just taking it. She and her partner both find that a major turnon.

From: (Anonymous)

Joe and Nicky’s love is legitimately beyond measure and they’re extremely secure in it after so many centuries.

This is why, even though 99% of the time they don’t want anyone but each other, if one of them wants to casually remark on how attractive someone they run into on the street is, or enjoy flirting with someone for the little thrill of knowing that they’ve still got it even after so many years and can still attract someone, or even—very rarely—have a one-night stand with someone, it’s no problem as long as it’s fun and consensual. They even tell each other everything about it without shame or judgment.

There’s no need for any jealousy whatsoever because Nicky and Joe know that nothing in the world could even come close to approximating what they have.

From:

setos_puppy

Yes, yes, yes.

I plan to include some of this in a fic I'm working on (Nicky's honey potting and Joe is helping him get ready and also happy to be with him after). So, you know. I gotchu anon. But MORE OF THIS KINK, PLEASE GOD.

From:

setos_puppy

Is OP alright if I combine with with a few other prompts (the other honey pot mission, and the consensual infidelity one)? Is OP okay with Joe being into Nicky being open and enjoying the sex?

From: (Anonymous)

I would truly appreciate Booker and Nicky getting just a little competitive over Joe. Are they trying to see who'll get him to come first? Do they wanna know whose dick hits deeper? Do they just want to see his pretty face covered in cum and want to know that they put it there?

We'll find out when one of you wonderful people reply, inshAllah

From: (Anonymous)

Usually Nicky's very understanding, easy going for all that he can be a little shit, and when people trip over themselves to talk to Joe, he gets it, really. They've been together for centuries, he trusts Joe in every way he can manage, but this one person just isn't getting the hint. This one guy (an admirer? A fan of Joe's work? A former mentor?) goes a little too far, and Nicky takes great pleasure in making him go away.

Bonus points for historical stuff :)))

From: (Anonymous)

One of them can’t get enough of the other one’s hands, during sex and in ordinary situations.

From: (Anonymous)

While I love all of the prompts with the occasionally open relationship, where they have great communication and just trust each other, here's an alternative.

They've only ever been with each other. It's not that they weren't attracted to other people, it just wasn't enough to get them to go out of their way to have sex outside of their relationship.

Do what you will with this premise, but here are a few ideas:
- Nile or Booker finds this out and is shocked.
- What happens when one of them actually steps out for the first time.
- 5+1 historical figures they could have slept with, but didn't

From: (Anonymous)

Oh yes! Please! Would love to read that. Some people can’t even manage 5 years without going off with other people (LOOKING AT YOU, BRAD!) so over 900 years of fidelity? Dream.

From: (Anonymous)

During the first years of immortality, Nicolo does NOT deal well with it. There is a natural order to things and he can only see this as divine punishment for some great transgression he must have committed. He constantly tries the limits of his curse and often resorts to self-flagelation.

Yusuf spends that entire time talking him off the ledge - both metaphorically and literally - as he starts caring more and more for him.

Pre-relationship and pre-meeting Andy.