theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #3

Prompt Post #3

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Nicky loves to cook, but hardly ever has the time. Now that they're laying low at Copley's - and Copley has a beautiful modern kitchen with EVERYTHING his heart desires - Nicky basically moves in and starts making feasts.

No one complains.

One of them (don’t care who) has nipples that are so sensitive that he can come just from having them played with. The other one likes this, a lot.

So, theoretically it took a while for the two of them to come around to one another's viewpoints, but they may have already been traveling for a while, maybe agreeing not to kill each other, but not really friends either, and sometimes they will do stuff to purposely piss the other off because they find it funny and maybe kinda sexy.

Maybe they've fucked a few times before, but it's always been for convenient reasons or "stress relief".

Give me early days sex of them scratching and biting and spitting venom at each other. Give me hair pulling and choking and being TOTALLY into it but not wanting to admit it to the other. Smug satisfaction at bringing the other off.

No non-con or dub-con, they enjoy the sex, they're just not lovey dovey about it.

Nicky is assaulted and raped. When he goes to Joe for comfort and tries to tell him what happened, Joe thinks that Nicky cheated on him. Nicky is too shocked and hurt to properly explain himself and Joe is absolutely heartbroken at what he thinks happened.

+ Nicky going to Andy for comfort and Andy is appalled when she finally gets the truth out of him
++ The guy taunts Nicky during the assault by telling him that Joe isn't going to believe him
+++ Joe saying hurtful things out of hurt and anger and later doing his best to make it up to his husband when he realizes the truth

Yes! Yes! I live for this (don’t tell anyone kind op)

Nickys favourite thing in the world is hoes beautiful art. He tries to return the favour by drawing the most beautiful thing he can think of, a sleeping Joe. They've been together for centuries, he could describe his husband without even thinking about it, this cannot go wrong. It goes so, so , SO wrong. Its BAD.
Cue Joe being flattered and "The love of my life has drawn me look!!!!" While everyone else is like "is that a stickman"

OP here, my phone autocorrect Joe's to Hoes. I feel like this means something.

Nicky and Joe have been in a BDSM relationship for a while, so Joe gives Nicky a collar.

Nicky is overjoyed - until he runs into his asshole ex, who knows EXACTLY what that collar is for and has some strong opinions on the matter.

His ex can be Keane if that floats your boat.

Inspired by all of the "abused Nicky" prompts.

Nicky and Joe meet when Joe is running away from his violent boyfriend or ex. Nicky helps him hide and comforts him when Joe feels ashamed he couldn't protect himself better.

Happened to me more than once! I’m sure it’s a sign.

Loved the idea, hope it gets filled.

Yes! I’m a True Believer [TM] That Joe is a sensitive, artistic soul that needs to be taken care of and protected and this is the hill I’m dying on!
Someone please fill this and protect Joe from an evil ex.

Give me! I need this pain!

So Nicky is the team sniper. But the concept of "sniper" is about 250 years old at the outside. Nicky predates the concept of sniper, rifled gun barrels, and most European firearms. He would have had to learn to become a sniper.

So . . . how and why did he acquire this particular skill? And how much did Joe enjoy witnessing him doing that?

I agree, it would be very sweet for Nicky to try drawing his hoe, and his hoe would love it no matter how it turned out.

OP here- I feel like this is the beginning of a meme

No preferences regarding genitalia or mpreg but YES PLEASE to the knotting. In my head knotting doesn’t always happen with all sex, its more an indication that the Alpha hindbrain has decided that “this ones mine, I’m not letting go” when they find a partner that they are really into.

The lock is both to prevent Nicky from running out getting the D when he reaches that point of desperation but also to protect himself from stray alphas scenting an unattended omega in heat and deciding to take advantage.

Cause of death? This isn’t all that fleshed out in my head. It could be that omegas just don’t take care of themselves during the surge of heat- they are so focused on releaving it that they forget to eat and drink and so can die of dehydration. It’s also that thier bodies are pushing them to an alpha and thier core temperature is literally too hot unless there’s an alpha releasing pheromones during sex that trigger the body’s heating effect to abate until the next round. The omegas brain essentially burns up. Maybe there are chemical substitutes for an alphas pheromones that are available on the black market but they aren’t reliable and don’t do nearly as much good as an actual alpha whose body is pumping them out in just the right dose in response to an omega in need.

Thank you anon!

+1!

Gym Rat Joe is single-minded about his gym time and would never hook up with someone he meets there, but one day Nicky walks in and oh fuuuck.

The hook-up doesn't stay a hook-up tho'.

Oh let it be true!

Someone with photoshop, do something!

K, cool. Lemme see what my brain comes up with. :D

(Unfortunately I had to start commuting back to work this week b/c some airhead in my industry flashed her vag to clients on Zoom resulting in 60 reports to social services so now I have much less time to write smut, so gimme a week or so.)

I’m just thankful that someone decided to fill. Take your time and hopefully your work gets better!

Maybe he's run out of funds, maybe he's got money squirrelled away in various places but they aren't the easiest to access, maybe he just wants to save that for emergencies.

In any case, he needs a source of income and he knows enough about the seedier sides of thing to know where to go. He can't get permanently hurt, doesn't have to worry about catching STDs, doesn't mind sex, doesn't think sex work is inherently shameful and there aren't many other jobs that will let him be drunk around the clock (or where he can just show up without credentials), so it's a perfectly logical and pragmatic decision in his mind.

Doesn't mean he wanted the team to find out.

Bonus: They find out because he gets into an incident* involving the police and Copley needs to scrub the police report.

*Surface googling says selling sexual services is not illegal in France (buying them is) but police are still jerks so maybe he could be arrested for public indecency or disturbing the peace? Or even just be on the report as the witness or victim of a sex work related hate crime.

Any pairing, or no pairing at all. Crack treated seriously.

That's it. Take the crackiest premise you can, and write it stone-cold seriously :D

Nicky gets turned into a smurf? Do it.

Crossover between The Old Guard and the Muppets? Go for it.

Turns out Booker is actually an alien from Jupiter? Absolutely.

Joe gets turned into a corgi? Bring it on.

All of the crack! But serious.

Nicky and Joe weren’t the first immortals that Merrick got his sweaty little hands on. Klaus Hargreeves is already his captive, even though he’s patiently trying to explain that he’s only immortal because God really doesn’t like him.

The rest of Academy arrives to rescue him.

I will understand if the fill for this is just 15 paragraphs of TOG going “wait, what?” “What is happening??” and *confused stare*

My kink is seeing it written.

So I was thinking about how eventually, the members of the Old Guard will lose their immortality. I was also thinking about how they dream of other immortals until they meet

Now throw Deadpool into the mix. Deadpool is immortal but he also legitimately cannot die. Death canonically loved him so much she sent him back to keep living

+He still has cancer, and Andy isn't sure how Deadpool and cancer are co-existing in one body but hey whatever works for him

++They keep seeing a Ryan Reynolds looking guy at first and then it switches to the red mask so everyone is like are there two immortals??

+++Deadpool joins them on a mission, doing his usual fourth wall breaking and they see him fight and it's like damn this guy is actually insane

++++Mask reveal- the old guard see Deadpool's face full of pockmarks and scars and cancer and they're thankful their version of immortality doesn't leave them with all that

+++++Deadpool throws Nicky and Joe a wedding and bonds with Nile over the Deadpool comic books. Also he's just walking around with a bunch of swords stuck in him at one point making coffee like it's no big deal and talking about some people called the X-Men or whatever

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Prompt Post #3

Team, Nicky takes over Copley's kitchen

Joe/Nicky, nipple play

Joe/Nicky - Historical, hatesex

[Nicky/OMC] Non-con Mistaken for Cheating

Re: [Nicky/OMC] Non-con Mistaken for Cheating

Joe/Nicky, Nicky attempts drawing

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky attempts drawing

Joe/Nicky - Nicky/omc - BDSM collar

Joe/Nicky - Joe has the abusive boyfriend

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky attempts drawing

Re: Joe/Nicky - Joe has the abusive boyfriend

Re: [Nicky/OMC] Non-con Mistaken for Cheating

Joe/Nicky, Skills Development

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky attempts drawing

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky attempts drawing

Re: Joe/nicky Nicky is alone, a/b/o, fuck or die

Re: Joe/Nicky - Joe has the abusive boyfriend

Joe/Nicky, Gym Hook-up Turns Serious

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky attempts drawing

Re: Joe/nicky Nicky is alone, a/b/o, fuck or die

Re: Joe/nicky Nicky is alone, a/b/o, fuck or die

Booker & team, Turning to sex work during his exile

Team, Crack treated seriously

The Umbrella Academy crossover

(Deadpool Crossover) The Old Guard Meets Deadpool