theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #3

Prompt Post #3

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Nicky wears a lot of practical and unremarkable clothing, but he knows how much Joe loves beautiful things. So every once in a while he'll get his hands on the most lush, gorgeous dress imaginable, put it on, and let Joe have his sweet way with him.

(Not really looking for feminization, this is basically about the esthetics and the fact that Nicky, who doesn't usually put a lot of deliberate effort into his appearance, loves doing this kind of thing to please Joe)

This (https://www.instagram.com/p/CDpms8NFK0p/?igshid=ttb9pu5anzpe) but Andy and Booker.

Having rapidly consumed Marwan and Luca's films, modern AU with single father Joe and recently broken up Nicky finding love with one another (as well as healing...) Joe has Daan's background while Nicky has Paolo's background in their respective movies but feel free to change up some things to better suit their characters i.e. Joe being an art professor rather than a Deli owner.

Paulo's ending was bittersweet so my shipper mind automatically went to JoeNicky fix...

+ some language barrier, English is typically the Lingua Franca now, so Joe speaking it quite well but Nicky's English not being good.
++ Nicky thinking he's only pining because Joe looks like his ex of 8 years and so is reluctant to pursue this relationship
+++ cute moments with them and Joe's daughter, which helps Nicky learn what family is, etc. But also daughter (name is up to you) trying to play cupid for them to get together.

Nile continues to talk to Booker even while he’s in exile (mostly texting and sending him memes he doesn’t fully understand) and it’s a lifeline for him. She lobbies for him to be allowed back into the fold and the rest finally give in.

They continue to get closer and one day he realizes that he feels about her like he did about his sons. He’s embarrassed about it, but sometime when they’re in a dangerous situation on a mission, he blurts it out. She’s genuinely touched and happy.

I think that this would make Booker a lot happier haha

Modern AU meet awkward

Joe is out and walking around town. He's supposed to meet Booker at some restaurant because Booker wants him to meet his other friends (Andy, Quynh, Nile) at the restaurant to bother some guy Nicky at his job- apparently Booker said they go to the restaurant and request this Nicky as their waiter specifically to bug him because that's what friends do

So Joe is like sure whatever I don't know these people but I'll come keep you company, and goes. Just as he's approaching the place however, he sees his ex Merrick and then Merrick starts following him to the restaurant

+Joe sees Booker with three women who he assumes are Andy, Nile and Quynh and they wave Joe over but of course Merrick is right there, suddenly slinging an arm around Joe and forcing himself into the group/outing

++Merrick and Joe broke up because he was an annoying prick who had a holier than thou attitude and everyone at the table is like if Joe dumped you why are you here? They settle for ignoring Merrick when they realize he isn't going away

+++Booker's friend Nicky is indeed working and is indeed their waiter and Joe would really like to flirt with him but stupid Merrick just had to show up. Nicky gives Andy extra baklava and speaks with Nile in Italian (Joe saw she had a few college assignments with her, Booker said she was cramming for her history classes) and he and Quynh tease Booker like siblings would

++++Merrick is obnoxious and rude and constantly trying to steer all the attention on himself once he realizes Joe was interested in Nicky. He belittles Nile's work and doesn't even conceal the fact that he's mad Joe is into someone else now

+++++Merrick trips Nicky as he walks past, causing him to fall and drop all the hot plates and glasses he was carrying and Joe is cursing his luck because now Booker's cute waiter friend won't want to see him.outside this setting ever probably and Merrick keeps insulting the group to make Joe look bad in front of them

++++++Merrick also doesn't tip or loudly proclaims that Nicky did a bad job so he shouldn't get a tip whatsoever and it's only Quynh's hand on Andy's arm that keeps her from leaping across the table and ripping Merrick a new one because who invited him?? No one that's who

It's Andy and Quynh's wedding so Booker drags his friend Nicky and Nile drags her friend Joe as their plus ones

Nicky and Joe don't know each other, but they end up dancing together at the wedding and are seated at the same table (the old guard team are all at the same table)

After the movie, a guilt-ridden Booker decided to do some good in the world. He figures a ring of human traffickers make for a good target, and he's done variations of this mission dozens of times with the team. But Booker isn't used to fighting alone, and quickly gets overwhelmed. Even worse, once the traffickers realize that he can't die, Booker goes from being an annoying target into being seen as a very valuable piece of merchandise.

Of course the team saves him in the end, but how long does it take for them to realize that he's in trouble at all?

For a mission, the team has to infiltrate a mansion during a party and it was going well... until Booker and another guest was found murdered in the library. The main suspect? Andy. Now Joe and Nicky have to find and reveal the real killer to keep the heat off of them (and because it's fun).

I just want to see Nicky casually pulling out a chair for Joe or opening a car door for him or something. I don't even need plot or porn, just that. Short and sweet glimpse of Nicky treating Joe to some gentlemanly behaviour when Joe is usually the demonstrative romantic one, but like he's not making a big deal of it.

Oh this is lovely. Yes could we get some of this please?

Yes this is unashamedly inspired by the Jafar is Joe's brother prompt and I am actually watching They Call Me Jeeg right now as I type this

Basically the team has to infiltrate a crime ring and they find out it's the crime ring of Fabio Cannizzaro aka The Gypsy (also played by Luca Marinelli

-Andy and Joe infiltrate a party he's hosting as guests and in the movie, Fabio is super flashy and high energy and quick to anger (Andy and Joe watch as he beats a man to death with an i-phone, which happened in the movie jfc) but Joe can't get over how despite the long hair and the flashy suits and the cocky demeanor, their target looks exactly like Nicky does

-Andy and Joe are seated at a special table as Fabio's guests and Joe just can't stop staring because this criminal looks exactly like Nicky, speaks Italian the same as Nicky and he has the same mole on his face and Andy is kicking him under the table to get it together because as much as Fabio looks it, he's not Nicky

-Fabio is flirting with Joe and while Joe knows Italian his accent is more of the Roman dialect and Andy is rolling her eyes cuz can this guy cut the crap already?

-Nicky comes in and upon realizing that their target is Fabio his twin brother and that his brother was flirting with Joe, Joe and Andy watch as the two of them get into an argument- Italian flying everywhere, Joe and Andy can't keep up with what they're saying and then fists are flying and guns are being pulled and Joe makes the mistake of putting himself between Nicky and Fabio which just becomes an angry flirt fest between the brothers and Joe is begging Andy for help but she's having more fun than she ever had watching them fight over Joe

Remember that video of the guy waking up post-surgery and temporarily not remembering his wife (if not, here: https://youtu.be/adecieraxeA)? Yeah, so, Joe gets amnesia because reasons, is very confused about everything happening to him including the fact that the most beautiful man he’s ever laid eyes on is apparently his husband of 900+ years.

+Nicky is conflicted, Joe not knowing him or their whole shared history is weird and sad but Joe flirting with him like it’s the first time is weirdly delightful.

++Joe gets his memory back completely after a while.

I like this so much! (Especially if they all are pretty sure that his memory will come back, so the others can enjoy teasing Nicky for having a romantic goof of a husband.)

So Marwan Kenzari is also known for his comedy roles I wanna see a modern AU where Andy, Quynh, Nile, Booker and Nicky go to see a stand up comedy show. Joe is the comedian and Nicky is smack in the middle in the front row

So through the night, as Joe is doing his set, he kinda heckles the shy cute Italian guy- sitting on the edge of the stage as if he was talking only to Nicky, making a joke about handsome men and pointing right at Nicky like "like this guy I'll use you as an example you're hot as fuck and you're probably taken it happens all the time"

The special is being taped for Netflix so of course the cameras eat it up. They even get shots of Andy, Quynh, Booker and Nile just teasing Nicky- they also get Booker writing something down and leaning over to give it to Joe, which Joe says into the mic that he's a lucky guy because he got one cute guy to give him another cute guys number and Nicky is super embarassed but the crowd eats it up

They all watch the special when it comes out on Netflix and Joe and Nicky may or may not be the subject of lots of articles- Who's Joe Al-Kaysani's new Squeeze? Was the Audience Member an Actor as Part of the Netflix Special? And other bullcrap that Nile prints out and Quynh tapes to the fridge like a proud parent lmao

Ok there was a fic based exactly on this premise I’ve read a couple of weeks ago BUT I enjoyed it so much I’d like to read another fill.

And sorry, op, I don’t have the link.

THIS IS SO SWEET! SECONDING :D

Nicky is the model, Joe is the photographer

I was thinking like Nicky is new to the business, he was a former priest after all and he isn't used to being a model after being a priest. He was discovered by Andy who was visiting Italy and she wanted him on the cover of her magazine like yesterday

Joe knows his horses, and Nicky is a Thoroughbred.

Totally seconded!

yup, that's the prompt

(what can I say, I'm a simple person with simple needs)

bonus: only one of then is fully naked

This is hitting my competence hard. Practice does make perfect. 900 years of devotion to the craft... makes him a virtuoso.

Oh dear God YES.

Now I'm thinking about fully naked Joe riding a Nicky who's fully clothed with his pants pulled down just enough for Joe to ride him and I have to say, I like it.

This image....🔥🔥🔥

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Prompt Post #3

Joe/Nicky, sex in a dress

Andy/Booker, prostate orgasm

Joe/Nicky, Hartenstraat!Joe x Il Padre D'Italia!Nicky Modern AU

Booker & Nile, father-daughter vibes

Re: Andy/Booker/Quynh, femdom

Joe/Nicky + Meet Awkward/Bad First Impression

Joe/Nicky + Dancing With A Stranger

Booker/others, a solo mission gone wrong

Whole team, Andy with the candlestick in the library

Nicky/Joe, pulling out chair or holding door open

Re: Joe/Nicky + Dancing With A Stranger

Nicky/Joe + They Call Me Jeeg Crossover, Fabio Is The Target For A Mission, Also Nicky's Brother

Joe/Nicky, Joe gets amnesia, immediately hits on Nicky

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe gets amnesia, immediately hits on Nicky

Joe/Nicky - Stand Up Comedian Hits On Audience Member AU

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe gets amnesia, immediately hits on Nicky

Re: Nicky/Joe, pulling out chair or holding door open

Nicky/Joe + Model & Photographer AU

Joe/Nicky Pony Play

Re: Nicky/Joe + They Call Me Jeeg Crossover, Fabio Is The Target For A Mission, Also Nicky's Brother

Joe/Nicky, Joe riding Nicky

Re: Joe/Nicky, oral sex, tecnique improving over time

Re: Joe/Nicky Pony Play

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe riding Nicky

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe riding Nicky