Prompt Post #23

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Joe/Nicky hanahaki

[(Anonymous)]

One of them has Hanahaki disease but because of a misunderstanding the other one thinks its for a love that has been left behind or died.

Hanahaki is a slow killer but every few years the one with the disease dies and the other one has to pull out just enough of the flowers that the one with hanahaki can revive but not enough that all their love is taken from them because he made a promise too his dead love at the beginning.

This is slowly killing the one that does not have hanahaki and the suffering and love he feels eventually turns into hanahaki too which leads to misunderstandings being cleared up and the two getting cured by each other.

Joe/Nicky Nicky first death is during/right after rape

[(Anonymous)]

Nicolo's first death was not in battle, he was raped and killed and the other immortals dreamt about it.

Bonus
* if he is youngest
* his lover is the one to rape and kill him
* Nicolo just getting more traumatized when he finds out the others dreamt about it.
*Nicolo getting justice/revenge

Joe/Nicky, century old misunderstanding

[(Anonymous)]

Nicolo thinks they have been exclusive fore almost a hundred years. Yusuf thinks they simply comfort each other sometimes when they feel lonely.

Nicolo after almost a century understands that they have not been exclusive (after they meet one of Yusufs lovers, after Yusuf makes a joke about their relationship, after Yusuf asks about someone he thinks is Nicolos lover?) and thinks Yusuf is happy like that, so he decides to try to just go on as they have been without saying anything to Yusuf even while feeling like his heart is breaking.

Yusuf has been wanting for a long time and has been pining away and wishing that Nicolo loved him the same way Yusuf loves him.

Booker is Nicolos dad

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care if its biological or adoptive but please write a fic where Nicolo is Bookers son!

Bonus for Joe being Bookers best friend and it being kinda weird when Nicky and Joe start dating.

Joe/Nicky outsider pov museum display

[(Anonymous)]

Several old letters are found or painting, diaries, whatever fits made by Nicky/Joe and are displayed at a museum. Nicky, Joe and Nile (and the others if you want) go to view the display.

We read about this from outsider pov as someone listening to them talking about the items on display and in Joe and Nickys case remembering.

Joe/Nicky, modern AU, addictions and meddling Booker

[(Anonymous)]

Joe is absolutely head over heels, smitten, floating on clouds, in love with Nicky, the new guy he's dating. But when he introduces Nicky to his friends, Joe's best friend Booker suddenly gets very tense. He plays it off, but over time Booker starts trying to chip away at Joe's infatuation with Nicky, jumping on any flaw or mistake, saying he just doesn't have a good feeling about the guy.

Turns out Booker, who's in a support group for alcoholism recovery, has seen Nicky going in and coming out of the gambling addiction group. He's reluctant to compromise anonymity/privacy, but REALLY wishes Joe would just drop Nicky, who is obviously (in Booker's mind) bad news.

Up to filler how severe Booker's interference gets (whether he's kind of unpleasant but ultimately well-meaning, or if he really goes all out to try to sabotage Joe and Nicky's relationship) but happy ending for Joe/Nicky please?

Joe/Nicky hogwarts

[(Anonymous)]

Noone understands how Gryffindor Joe and Slytherin Nicky got together.

Mostly because people automatically think sneaky=bad. Nicky is very sneaky, but mostly so he can take care of the people he loves and make them take care of themselves too.

Bonus
1,if everyone around Joe tries to talk him out of the relationship at the beginning.
2, they start out as rivals

[(Anonymous)]

Nicky is almost never seen as the fashionable one so when one day people start heaping praise over his outfit they both assume its Joe they are talking about.

The praise could be because he is wearing something that looks like its torn or ripped on purpose (its actually torn/ripped, he had not gotten around to fixing the item since he last wore ehich was during a fire fight), or maybe his personal comfy but practical style is just trendy right now where they are.

Joe/Nicky Nile is surprised

[(Anonymous)]

Nile has so far seen Nicky dressed by Nicky. But sometimes when they go out Nicky lets Joe pick his clothes because he knows it makes Joe happy to show him off once in a while and Nicky loves the look Joe gets in his eyes those nights (and the hot sex).

Nile is stunned by the difference and cant help but wonder who this hot sexbomb is and what happened to her favorite immortal fuddy-duddy.

Joe/Nicky being a good wingman

[(Anonymous)]

Joe is for some (optional) reason helping someone else with tips on flirting because the someone has a crush that they are nevous of talking to.

So Joe is giving the person all the tips on flirting he can think of that he knows from excperience works, well at least they work well on Nicky.

Nicky is very confused when someone approches him flirting just like Joe has flirted with him before with great succsess.

Joe had no idea that the person had a crush on Nicky of all people and the person did not know that Joe and Nicky were married.

Am I the Asshole

[(Anonymous)]

Am I the Asshole but make it Old Guard

Joe/Nicky jealousy

[(Anonymous)]

Its so very long ago when last one of them was jealous that when it happens now after being together for 900 years, neither of them recognice what is happening which leads to angst, misunderstandings and fights between them.

Joe/Nicky angst

[(Anonymous)]

A few years after Booker became one of them Joe, and he are the best of friends. They share many interests and have an almost instant bond.

For Nicky, it starts with a tiny nagging thought after a bad day, that things had never been as easy between Joe and Nicky as they were right away between Joe and Booker.

Over a few years this nagging little thought grows until one day when Nicky is even wondering if maybe Joe is just with him because he was the only real option at the time, maybe Joe would be happier to be with Booker or at least someone like Booker if there is ever another immortal.

I need some HEAVY angst and Nicky keeping things to himself, overanalyzing, misunderstanding situations and so on, please make me cry!

Totally ok with switching Booker for Nile or someone else.

Joe/Nicky their adult childs life with love

[(Anonymous)]

How does a person raised by Joe and Nicky (of course knowing about the immortality) look at love and relationships? Will they always look for something like what their parents have or are they afraid of it?

Joe/Nicky, Gen, losing their memories

[(Anonymous)]

All the immortals when waking from their first deaths loose all their memories from their mortal lives.

How does this affect Nicky and Joes first meeting, both waking up together on the battlefield.


+bonus for them finding out tidbits about their mortal lives later and their reactions.

Nicky, the most famous ass in the world

[(Anonymous)]

Think Mona Lisa's smile but make it Nicolo di Genovas ass.

The most famous butt in the world. The behind that has captivated people for centuries. The derrière that has turned peoples heads around. The posterior all other backsides want to look like. The most beautiful rump in all of history. The most wonderful bum to ever be immortalized as art. The backside that have started at least one war (as a painting). The gluteus maximus known as the most glorious caboose to ever excist.

Joe/Nicky Joe always steals Nickys clothes

[(Anonymous)]

Nicky has frumpy clothes because Joe is worse than a little sister stealing from her older sisters closet. Any article of clothing Nicky has is basically also Joes.

Joe/Nicky, Joe is NOT the family golden child and doesn't want anyone to know

[(Anonymous)]

Joe and Nicky are in a relationship, but Joe has always avoided introducing Nicky to his family. In fact, he just avoids the general topic, and gets very uncomfortable and cagey when it comes up.

Turns out Joe's sibling is the family golden child in some way, and Joe isn't. Sibling was always praised for their achievements, while Joe's were never good enough. If Sibling did something wrong, Joe would get blamed for it, or scolded for not looking out for them. Sibling had schooling and apartments and cars paid for, while Joe's always had to work his hands to the bone because "you've always been so self sufficient." Sibling's feelings are always a top priority, while Joe's are dismissed or laughed at. Etc. Deep down he's terrified of Nicky finding out all this, because what if there's actually something wrong with him? What if Nicky starts to see him the same way?

Eventually this all comes out somehow, and of course Nicky does NOT and could never see Joe that way. H/c ensues, along with Nicky being extremely protective of Joe and furious with his family of origin.

AU Nile does not save them

[(Anonymous)]

What would have happened if Nile didn't notice the gun being empty? What if she went home. What would have happened? Would Andy have died? Would Copley have tried to help them? Would they still be captives when Quynh got free? How would the longer captivity affect them?

Joe/Nicky - Marry for money, stay for love

[(Anonymous)]

Booker plays poker with Copley, sometimes with Merrick. He slips into debts, and Copley suggests him to seduce Nicky, a shy trust fund baby who is going to inherit a fortune within a few months. Booker goes to a place he knows Nicky fréquents, bringing Joe, his penny less artist friend, and tries to seduce Nicky, but he comes off creepy af, and Nicky shows interest in Joe. Joe and Booker change plan, Joe seduces Nicky and they get married.
A few months later Nicky inherits, and Booker urges Joe to divorce him to cash in their share. Except that, of course, Joe now loves Nicky and loves being married to him.
So Booker reveals to Nicky that Joe married him for money, and Nicky removes himself from Joe's life.
Happy ending of course!

Lykon/Booker, Quynh dies and Lykon is stuck in the iron maiden

[(Anonymous)]

Lets rewrite history a little.

Quynh died instead of Lykon. Lykon gets captured and put in the iron maiden. Andy is relived when she becomes mortal. While in exile Booker and Lykon meet and help each other heal, and eventually they fall in love.

Booker/Joe/Nicky - homophobia dubcon

[(Anonymous)]

When Booker first gets to know Joe and Nicky he's quite homophobic, maybe not openly, because he would get his ass kicked, but he makes snide remarks now and then. Nicky and Joe have heard it all and are quite tolerant and patient at first until they've had it and teach him a lesson.

Maybe alcohol is involved and Booker oversteps a line. Maybe Nicky gets genuinely angry about an insult directed at Joe, while Joe tries to deflate the situation the best way he can: with sex. Maybe one of them sees through Booker and realizes that it's just Booker's latent desires speaking.

Whatever it is, they decide to cure Booker's homophobia by fucking him. Go all the way with him coming on their cocks over and over again. Or something more realistic like hand jobs, frottage, intercrural, making him blow them.

Bonus points for:
- Booker being way too much into sucking cock
- Booker asking in time appropriate terms "who's the top and who's the bottom?" Turns out he's the bottom
- orgasm denial, begging
- they make him say how much he loves it
- Booker was pushing all their buttons because he was subconsciously asking for this

Joe/Nicky, Booker being a horrible wingman

[(Anonymous)]

Booker and Joe meet on a blind date, they hit it off as friends instead of romantically, and they soon become bffs.

Booker eventually figures out Joe is interested in Nicky but is too chicken to ask him out. So Booker tries to be a good friend and get Joe a date with the guy he is clearly pining after.

Nicky thinks Joe and Booker are engaged/married. This results in a funny series of events where Nicky first suspects Booker of trying to cheat on Joe and then later thinking Booker wants to invite Nicky to have a threesome with them.

Joe/Nicky, their babies were switched at birth

[(Anonymous)]

Nicky is married to someone, and together they have a child. For some reason there is a DNA test taken that proves that their child is not theirs biologically but has been switched at the hospital.

They go through a rollercoaster of emotions and hard situations in their marriage.

And the other couple who also had it happen to them is Joe and someone else, but they were not together anymore for some reason.

In the end Nicky's spouse can't handle it and leaves, not wanting to deal with Nicky or either of the kids.

It ends with Joe and Nicky raising both the children together.

Joe/Nicky, mpreg their baby is switched with another families baby

[(Anonymous)]

Joe or Nicky (I prefer Nicky) was the one who was pregnant with their child. Everything went well, and they are a very happy family. Until years later when the hospital contacts them to let them know their baby is not theirs, there had been a mistake made, and they had gotten the wrong baby. The other family is now suing the hospital and wants to switch the children back immediately. Joe and Nicky love their child and are very conflicted, they want to work out visitation or something bit the other family is 100% against it. How is the situation solved?