theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #23

Prompt Post #23

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What it says on the tin. Nicky is a witcher, he lives alone, fights alone and doesn't talk that much (aside from "hmm" or "fuck" ;) ).
But then he meets this annoying bard Joe and the bard starts to follow him around and he even made a song about him and he so fucking attractive... sorry... annoying!

Nicky goes through some magic/science whatever that increases his overall size by like... 5 to 10 percent. Just enough that he's like a slightly bigger, taller, more hulking version of himself. His hands are enormous and Joe is uncontrollably turned on by how easily Nicky can manhandle him. The fact that Nicky's cock has also increased in size and feels like it's going to split him apart is even better.

+If Nicky, totally unaccustomed to his new proportions, is also kind of adorably clumsy and frustrated about it.
+If he's trying not to be too rough with Joe but doesn't fully know his own strength, but Joe just finds it super hot when Nicky accidentally slams him on the bed or tosses him around.

When they first start traveling together, Nicolo still can't shake his past as a priest, and believes in celibacy as a virtue. But it's a challenge when he's traveling with Yusuf, who he's having increasingly frequent un-celibate thoughts about. He manages to keep those thoughts to himself during the day, but when he's asleep his mind basically explodes with vivid sex dreams about his new traveling companion.

Unbeknownst to him, he is NOT subtle about this when he's asleep. Yusuf is both bewildered and extremely aroused at how often Nicolo moans helplessly and grinds against the bedroll in his sleep, sometimes even obviously coming in his bedclothes. Then one night Nicolo loudly moans Yusuf's name...

Nicky has always struggled to read, so curling up on Joe’s chest and having Joe read to him is something intimate they both love.

Oh I would love to see it!

+100000

As Booker gets serious about his sobriety, he finds having things in his mouth helps with the habitual part of his addiction.

Nile can’t remember being this turned on before.

Ohhhh yes.

+10000

For a minor delikt young Nicky is sent to jail. It's "just" a few months, but nevertheless, he's young, he's pretty and he's sent to a jail with lots of dangerous criminals. Of course he attacts a lot of attention.
Keane, who's sentenced to life imprisonment and has nothing to lose, attacks Nicky and rapes him under the shower. That's where Joe (another prisoner? a guard? a doctor?) finds him and promises to take care of him...

Nicolò was a street orphan who grew up into pickpocket, and later into an overall skilled thief. One day he hears rumor of a priceless treasure being kept in a particularly heavily guarded castle. Tempted by the potential payoff and taking it as a personal challenge, Nicolò successfully gets all the way in to where the treasure is being kept... and discovers the "treasure" is none other than Prince Yusuf, long thought to be dead after he mysteriously disappeared while traveling. Instead, he's been locked away by his evil brother/father/whoever over a succession conflict.

Nicolò is utterly captivated by the prince, who turns out to be thoughtful and poetic and unbelievably handsome, and the two fall in love. He swears to free Yusuf, but it's going to be incredibly dangerous for both of them; after all, Yusuf has powerful enemies, and Nicolò is a wanted criminal who may face execution if he's ever caught.

Joe is a Good and Righteous superhero beloved by all. Nicky is a morally grey does-what-needs-doing vigilante feared by villains everywhere. Their enemies and their end goals are the same. Their methods... not so much.

Joe is determined to do the right thing and bring in this dangerous wild card, but the more he crosses paths with him, the more he realizes there might be more to Nicky than meets the eye, and that things might not be as black and white as they seem.

+ Nicky in the Diabolik mask
++ Nicky used to be a superhero who worked with Joe until Something Happened, and knowing who he used to be before this is part of why Joe is so reluctant to really stop him
+++The whole gang as superheroes, feat. a Nile who recently graduated from sidekick to full time hero

+ a million

Joe and Nicky are newly in a relationship and they have been diligent condom users. But now they are exclusive, they’ve both been tested and they’re clean, and they’re ready to go bare.

And neither one of them is ready for just how fucking good it feels.

The latest Tales through Time comic about Andy and Achilles gave me some very sad feelings about all the people she’s lost over the (many, many) years, and while usually I like fix-it stories where Andy somehow regains her immortality, I’m craving something different.

Andy dies, and not only does she finally find peace at the end of her long war, but she finds the people she loves most. I don’t care about the details of the afterlife she’s in, I just want to see a place of peace where she’s reunited with people like Achilles and all the children she’s adopted over the years, and she even sees her mother and sisters again and as soon as she sees them, she remembers their faces instantly like it’s been yesterday.

It takes a little getting used to, this reward after a long life, and she misses the other members of the guard desperately, but she also can rest easily because she knows that someday when their fight is over, she will see them again.

Can’t believe I almost forgot! Lykon is definitely there please 🙏🏼

OMG I'm ugly crying at work just at the idea of it!

Andy hasn’t made an effort to do something really nice for herself in hundreds of years. Nile tries hard to fix it, organising everything from spa days where they’re staying to horseback tours that she thinks Andy will like. Andy thinks it’s extremely cute.

Joe and Nicky are getting married. Everyone thinks Joe is going to be the one who gets all choked up during the vows, but he actually holds it together pretty well despite a few tears. It's actually Nicky who can barely get the words out through uncontrollable ugly crying when it's his turn, because he's just so overwhelmed by how much he loves Joe.

Even within a normal human lifetime, many people see evolutions in their sexuality or gender expression so I would love to see anything that explores (and celebrates!) the different phases the Guard has gone through over the years!

(Bonus points if Booker is kind of sheltered/a prude and is super confused the first time he sees something that doesn’t fit with his idea of the team—e.g. Andy uses he/him pronouns for a few years, or he sees Joe picking out a woman to hook up with while Nicky watches—and because of this they’re preparing to explain it to Nile but she’s like please, I’m from the 21st century)

Nile gets stuck in a wall, and Booker takes advantage of the opportunity. Can be whatever level of consent author wants.

I’m curious how exactly she’s stuck in the wall—like the wall is collapsing and she gets trapped in it? Or she tries to yeet herself through the wall? I’m very intrigued anon

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Prompt Post #23

Joe/Nicky - Witcher AU - Witcher Nicky meets bard Joe

Joe/Nicky, size increase turns Joe on

Joe/Nicky, repressed Nicky has extremely intense sex dreams

Joe/Nicky: dyslexic Nicky

Re: Joe/Nicky: dyslexic Nicky

Re: Joe/Nicky, repressed Nicky has extremely intense sex dreams

Re: Joe/Nicky: dyslexic Nicky

Booker/Nile, oral fixation

Re: Booker/Nile, oral fixation

Re: Booker/Nile, oral fixation

Re: Joe/Nicky - Witcher AU - Witcher Nicky meets bard Joe

Nicky/Keane, Nicky/Joe - Jail AU - Keane attacks new prisoner Nicky in the shower [tw: rape]

Joe/Nicky: the thief and the prince, AU

Joe/Nicky Super hero au, hero!Joe and vigilante!Nicky

Re: Joe/Nicky Super hero au, hero!Joe and vigilante!Nicky

Joe/Nicky, barebacking

Andy & afterlife, happy ending

Re: Andy & afterlife, happy ending

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Re: Andy & afterlife, happy ending

Andy/Nile, Andy & Nile, pampering

Joe/Nicky: sobbing during wedding vows

Team, evolution of sexuality & gender expression over the years

Nile/Booker - Stuck in a Wall

Re: Nile/Booker - Stuck in a Wall