Prompt Post #22

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To keep the prompt posts more manageable in size for modding, this post is closed to new prompts now. New Prompts should go in Prompt Post #23. 

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Joe/Nicky: Nicky is terrible at acting straight

[(Anonymous)]

Whenever the team has to go undercover, if anyone has to pose as a couple, Nicky is generally banned from playing the part of a straight guy. One day it’s unavoidable that he and Nile pose as a couple and Nile discovers why: because whenever Nicky has to sound like a Totally Into The Ladies Heterosexual Guy, it’s the most excruciatingly awkward thing on the planet. Think Holt and his “strong female wife” on B99. It doesn’t help that Joe is listening in and simultaneously laughing/groaning into their earpieces.

Re: Joe/Nicky: Nicky is terrible at acting straight

[(Anonymous)]

+ a million

Re: Joe/Nicky: Nicky is terrible at acting straight

[(Anonymous)]

"This is my girlfriend, Nile. I am very into her heavy, pendulous breasts."
"Oh god."
"And she has a really nice... vulva."
"Please, stop."
*Andy pulls up a chair and gets the popcorn* "You're doing great, sweetie!"

Re: Joe/Nicky: Nicky is terrible at acting straight

[(Anonymous)]

💚💚💚