Prompt Post #2

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To keep the prompt posts more manageable in size for modding, new prompts should be added in Prompt Post #3. 

This post remains open, however, for you to link fills or express your excitement over prompts you would like to see filled.

There are still many, many gorgeous prompts in this post that have not yet been written or drawn. For easier browsing, check out the Pinboard.

Remember: 

Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink is welcome (with the sole exception of human(oid) characters under 14). 

Each prompt gets a new comment directly under the post. Don't use threaded comments for new prompts. Only squee, encouragement, and links to fills go in the comments responding to individual prompts.

Prompts should be posted anonymously.

Please use a header with your character(s)/pairing and a keyword or short phrase (For example: "Andy/Quynh, Make-up sex" or "Nicky/Joe/Booker, first time DP").

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Honeypot mission gone silly, Joe/Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the honeypot mission prompt above. Their target is into Joe or Nicky (your choice) so he has to go be their honeypot. Trouble is, they've only ever been with each other and their time of courtship was almost 1000 years ago, so they have no idea how to flirt or be sexy in modern times with other people. Cue lots of Andy yelling at them, Booker laughing, Nile trying to coach, and all of them being very exasperated that they're just. not. getting it.
("But Nicky considers it the height of seduction when I do that."
"I do, my love, I do."
"Okay but no 21st century man wants to be compared to a 14th century caliph, they don't know what that means.")

Re: Honeypot mission gone silly, Joe/Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

I was just coming here to prompt "Joe and Nicky can't flirt for shit" so I second this sentiment so hard!

Nicky immediately getting flustered because he never had to work hard to get Joe to want to have sex with him. Joe waxing poetic about some guys' eyes at a bar while a drag show is going on in the background.

Re: Honeypot mission gone silly, Joe/Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

Omg lol. "well what does nicky do to get you in the mood?" "exist??"

Re: Honeypot mission gone silly, Joe/Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

I suddenly find myself thinking about the Jack Black teaching Karen Gillan how to flirt scene in Jumanji, and I now want this like burning.