theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #2

Prompt Post #2

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Okay, so someone else already posted a "Joe shaving Nicky" prompt in the first post (which someone should totally fill), but I would like to see a fic where Joe insists on shaving Nicky in the early days because male/male sex was more socially acceptable in the context of medieval Arabic societies when one of the lovers was beardless (aka young).

I very much do *not* want ageplay where Yusuf pretends that Nicky is a teenager, I want him to be totally pragmatic about it and be like, well, all the texts say it's okay if only one of us has a beard, and luckily Christianity has no strict rules about men and facial hair, so all we gotta do is shave Nicolo's beard, problem solved!

If you want this to become a little cracky, I'm also on board with that.

Booker is a good guy deep down and in modern times he obviously hero-worships Andy, but back when he was new he was a man from 19th century France and he must have been carting around a fair amount of internalized misogyny, so I wonder how the early days went.

So a fic where he makes an utter ass of himself and gets well, knocked on his ass.

+ Andy's promiscuity was toned down in the movie, but it was still somewhat there from the "Probably biblically" comment, so bonus if he tried to throw that in her face.

Andy and Quynh fall for each other before they’ve learned to speak each other’s languages. They try to tell each other in other ways (gifts, favours, touch, etc). Make it as romantic or sexual as you want or don’t want.

what it says on the tin

As a counterweight to the beard/shaving related prompts above, I want to see Nicolo/Yusuf during their early days getting off on beardless!Nicolo topping bearded!Yusuf even though (or precisely because) they both grew up hearing that it's wrong.

I know this would be improbable to have happened and difficult to write, but I'd love to see Joe taking Nicky home to meet his family after they agreed to stop killing one another.

"Hi Mom and Dad, this is [my weird pet Frank/the guy who killed me/the only person on earth who understands what I'm going to/the guy dreaming about the same two women I'm dreaming of/a foreigner I picked up because I felt sorry for him/the love of my life]?"

You know how sometimes you're bored and you stick things in a blender to see if it'll blend?

Like that, but it's Joe and Nicky and instead of a blender it's their asses. What can you fit up there if you don't have to worry about injury?

So according to Copley's wall, Nicky went to college at least once.

Surely that must mean that Joe pretended to be his tutor at least *once*.

Personally I lean towards praise and reward kink more than punishment, but whatever floats your boat!

Nicky/Joe

Every time they die, there’s a possibility they switch from alpha to omega or the other way around or stay the same. Sometimes they’re both alphas, sometimes they’re both omegas, sometimes they’re stuck in an alpha/omega configuration for a couple of decades only to unexpectedly switch around. Sometimes they only realize when someone’s hit by heat/rut just after having died.

The only thing that stays the same is that they love each other and that they really like to fuck.

Big preference for switching, small preference for an instance of alpha!Nicky and omega!Joe.

Joe and Nicky are both omegas. Whenever they go into heat, Andy sees them through it as an alpha (it's part of the team leader duties, and they're her friends and she wants them safe and happy). When they go into heat at the SAME TIME, there's a special kind of torture in waiting for her to get done with one so she can knot the ither.

Nicolo catches Yusuf in the act with another man and is full of questions and curiosity, so afterwards Yusuf sits him down and explains everything to him in detail. Nicolo has a hundred questions and Yusuf can answer them all.

Bonus: Yusuf explains to Nicolo or shows him how to masturbate because Nicolo has never done it before.

Inspired by the wonderful prompts about Joe believing it’s ok for men to fuck as long as one of them is beardless.

Joe and Nicky had been having sex for a while but Joe absolutely refuses to bottom. He’s got a beard, is the man, Nicolo doesn’t understand therefore shouldn’t care etc.

Until Joe ends up in danger, Nicky saves him, goes feral on the men who hurt his Yusuf, and then fucks Joe into the next week. With copious amount of dirty talking about how he’s the man now etc. No non or dubcon, Joe is very much into it. (Maaaaaaybe a bit of dubcon that quickly turns into yescon)

Inspired by this sexy af gifset (https://allidon.tumblr.com/post/625071386137903104/nicoloyusuf-the-immortal-gang-calling-andy), I'd just love for Andy's team of dudes to please the fuck out of her.

Don't care about the configuration or who is doing the chastity-ing, just care about sexy sexy control and orgasm delay

My kingdom for Andy domming the hell out of Booker, please.

Okay, I saw a post somewhere about Nicky being a trans guy and lately I've just been thinking a lot about The Beard. So here's your challenge: Nicky has a vagina. Joe gives him very sloppy, wet, mindblowing oral.

Would also happily accept any supplemental content about trans!Nicky, but I'd rather not read about transphobic violence or noncon. Whatever floats your boat, just as long as it has that beard getting soaked.

Nicky's got a smaller dick than average and like everything else with him, Joe is utterly besotted. He loves that he can close his hand around it and can engulf it; that it slots so perfectly into his hand, his mouth, his ass.

+ Playing with Nicky's foreskin and driving him wild

Comics!Nicky is like a foot taller than Joe, who is BUILT but also bite-sized. Surely fandom can do something with this?

Given the differing social mores of the time, I think it's more likely that Nicky wouldn't have had sex at all before (but maybe he ignored his priestly vows?) while Joe may have had some previous sexual experience (with women or men). No fetishing virginity or extreme possessiveness, I just think it would be sweet if one of them introduces the other to this new world of pleasure/desire.

Bonus points if Joe is the receiving/bottom partner.

After nearly 1 thousand years together their bodies are so attuned to one another they can make each other come just with gentle touches, slow kissing, words and suggestions.

Just what it says on the tin. Maybe Nile's a few decades into this whole immortal business and having a crisis, maybe they just meet up periodically to get shitfaced and eventually hook up; either way, I'd love some non-romantic good friends having sex that's probably a bad idea but feels damn good

Imagining these guys being silly and sexy while figuring out this new technology delights me, bonus points if they're doing this while in the same room

Now that Andy's mortal and Nile isn't, Nile is constantly throwing herself between Andy and danger. Andy's kind of annoyed (she's mortal, not incompetent!) but also, watching Nile fight is really hot.

Booker has had a secret crush on Joe and Nicky for decades and is mad jealous of what they have together.

During his exile, he keeps his distance but he also still keeps his eye on the boys—when one or both of them gets in trouble, he steps in to save them, even though he’s afraid that they’ll extend his punishment when it comes out that he’s been keeping tabs on them. Instead, they finally realise how much Booker cares about them and take proper care of him

Maybe they used to sometimes kill each other in bed because they got off on it, but then when they met Andy and Quynh and learned about Lykon, they didn't want to take the risk that the death would stick this time. Doesn't mean they won't talk filth about it sometimes.

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Nicky/Joe, shaving for reasons related to period-typical attitudes about homosexuality

Booker & Andy, baby immortal Booker not dealing with having a female boss well

Andy/Quynh - non-verbal courtship

Nicky/Joe, 5 times one of them had to pretend to be the other's slave

Nicky/Joe, top!Nicky + period-typical attitudes about beards

Joe/Nicky, meet the parents

Nicky/Joe, object insertion

Nicky/Joe Tutoring Shenanigans

Nicky/Joe alpha/omega dynamics are messed up by immortality

Andy/Joe/Nicky a/b/o

Nicky/Joe, naive Nicky, teaching

Joe/Nicky - first time topping, feral Nicky

Andy/Joe/Booker/Nicky, the dudes worshiping the hell out of Andy

joe/nicky, chastity kink

Andy/Booker, domme/sub

Nicky/Joe, AFAB!Nicky getting eaten out

Joe/Nicky - Worship, size kink (of a different kind)

Joe/Nicky, size difference

Joe/Nicky, one (or both of them) is a virgin

Joe/Nicky, coming untouched

Booker/Nile, drunk comfort sex

Nicky/Joe, Sexting

Andy/Nile, protectiveness

Booker/Joe/Nicky, watching out for the husbands

Joe/Nicky, dirty talk, violence