theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #2

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Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink is welcome (with the sole exception of human(oid) characters under 14).

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From: (Anonymous)

So before immortal people meet they dream about them right? And Nicky and Joe were rare in that they became immortal at the same time so of course Andy and Booker and Nile dream of them

With Nile being new, she still has to get used to the dreams. And she keeps having dreams of these two guys who she's never met fucking.

So she tells Andy and Booker and asks who the two guys are because she would really like to stop having psychosomatic wet dreams now please

+Andy and Booker know exactly who she's talking about but they refuse to use their names, just make little jokes about them finally getting around to it after trying to kill each other for so long and they experienced the same thing when they first met the two guys

++Nile knows there are two other people in the safe house with them but she hasn't seen them in person or met them yet and when she asks who else, Andy and Booker are super cryptic but then say they hope she has a good show tonight

+++When Nile finally meets Nicky and Joe, she accidentally walked in on them having sex but then she paused in the middle of walking out and realized Joe and Nicky were the two guys causing her to have weird sex dreams and starts yelling at them despite the fact that Joe was still very much inside Nicky and Nicky is kind of embarrassed that Joe is still trying to fuck and slowly rocking into Nicky while Nile is ranting about subjecting her to their sexy times before they met

From: (Anonymous)

One day Nile is like "y'all need therapy"

And somewhat to her surprise, the response she gets is a collective shrug and self deprecating agreement.

One of them sees her expression and points out while they could all benefit from therapy in theory, the realities of what getting therapy would entail pretty much means they can't.

(For real, they started out extremely cautious re: discovery, to the point of not doing repeat jobs and deleting selfies they appeared in the background of. And the whole thing with Copley and Merrick only proved how dangerous someone finding out their secret is)

From: (Anonymous)

Joe fisting Nicky

From: (Anonymous)

after a thousand years together, it's pretty much a given that Joe and Nicky have tried some kinky-ass stuff.

Andy's not bothered, because she's even older and has also tried it all.

Booker and Nile, however, keep getting traaumatised by walking in on the two of them as they're kinking it up.

From: (Anonymous)

They are in the mood for some rough play, so Joe is domming Nicky or just topping while they have rough sex, when Joe gets overwhelmed or uncomfortable or wants to stop for whatever other reason, and uses their safeword.

Bonus but not necessary to satisfy my kink: Joe ignoring his own needs and emotional fallout because he's so worried about leaving Nicky hanging mid-scene and apologetic that he used the safeword when it's "supposed to" be for Nicky's use (it's not, any participant can revoke consent for any sexual activity anytime! I know this, I'm just saying for the sake of my twisted fantasy that's the mindspace Joe's in ;)

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky doesn't really have any preferences when it comes to clothes, as long as they're comfortable.
Joe is a man of taste who appreciates things of beauty in life.

Sometimes this results in Joe taking Nicky to a tailor and having him dressed from top to bottom entirely to Joe's preference, while Joe watches and comments. Lot's of eye-fucking while Nicky's inseam is being measured, lots of discussion about fabrics and whether they'll feel good against Nicky's naked skin...

Afterward there's definitely debauching and clothed sex.

From: (Anonymous)

Joe wearing his stupid backwards baseball cap while riding Nicky like a champ.

From: (Anonymous)

The team is all sleeping in a cuddle-pile (after a night of drinking? bad mission? whichever!). At some point in the middle of the night, Nicky and Joe start making out without getting out of bed, and that wakes up the others, and basically the whole thing turns into a sleepy orgy.

(Feel free to include Quynh and/or Booker if you like!)

From: (Anonymous)

So I kinda want to see Nicky and Joe have a wedding engagement scene like Will and Elizabeth in PotC

Maybe when they're fighting Merrick's men, Joe just straight up demands Nicky marry him and Nicky is just like of course my love and everyone else is just like is now a good time?? Really??

Andy would have Barbossa's role and Nile is just looking on like what the fuck is wrong with you guys we're in danger here but Nicky and Joe only have eyes for each other at the moment

+Big badass battle couple kiss- Joe can't help but dip Nicky, and Andy is voicing her concern because they're just kissing in the middle of the fight she thought it was a quick peck thing not an actual ceremony type thing but oh well

++Nile absolutely gets the whole thing on video on her phone

From: (Anonymous)

Joe dies before 1099, announces himself to be the chosen one or a deity or whatever role he chooses that leads him to start a cult where he is the object of the worship.

Nicky never dies during the fall of Jerusalem, witnesses the horrifying atrocities committed in the name of God, loses faith and deserts. He somehow finds his way to Joe’s cult and converts, his devotion to Joe as fierce as it once has been to his Christian God.
Joe is absolutely enamoured with this Frank, and chooses him to be his Consort.

Nicky is terrified and honoured, feeling unworthy and grateful at the same time.

Massive bonus points for any scenes of Nicky being prepared by the cult to service Joe - such as being bathed and dressed.

From: (Anonymous)

Nicolo is such a complete, sheltered virgin that the most mundane things make him not just hot and bothered but come in his pants. Catching a glimpse of naked Yusuf while he bath in the river? Imagining Yusuf’s strong hands on his body? A ghost of Yusuf’s breath on his neck as he sleeps beside him? Yes, yes and yes. And more.

From: (Anonymous)

A/B/O verse, Andy is the team alpha and everyone else happens to be betas because of some design of the universe/immortal will. Team initiation is getting fucked by Andy. Because they're betas, they don't go into heat or really *need* Andy to breed them, but Andy will treat them like they do anyway. It's hot, everyone's enthusiastically into it. (Joe and Nicky are still husbands in love, this is a different thing, this is serving their Boss.)

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky is insatiable. He keeps it in check during missions, but all bets are off in their downtime. He wants it all the time any way he can get it as long as it's Joe.

From: (Anonymous)

Movie AU where Keane survives and goes after the group. He finds the safehouse they're all staying in

He comes back when the group is out in errands but finds out that Nicky was there alone because he hears the shower running and Keane decides to enact revenge because what better time than the man being naked and alone?

-Keane sneaks in to the bathroom and takes cover, and takes him hostage as soon as Nicky steps out and gets a towel on he grabs him

-the group comes back from errands and sees there's a break in, hear Nicky struggling and they rush to the bathroom to see Keane assaulting Nicky- the gun is in Nicky's mouth and Keane's trying to pull off the towel and Joe just snaps

-def comfort at the end because Joe hates seeing Nicky in peril and he can't believe Keane got to his lover again

From: (Anonymous)

Booker falls in love/lust with Nicky and wants to fuck him. Nicky loves Booker like a brother, but nothing more.

Joe finds out and tells Booker that he doesn't mind Booker watching when Joe fucks Nicky, but he's not going to get anything more.

Booker watches them whenever he can, imagining it's him, and not Joe, pushing his cock into Nicky.

From: (Anonymous)

Joe and Nicky going undercover in a BDSM club, and Nile noticing that they fall into their Dom!Joe and sub!Nicky roles a little too quickly and easily

From: (Anonymous)

Joe and Nicky‘s apartments share a wall and they hate each other based only on noise complaints/working very different hours/ect. One of them accidentally opens a package meant for the other one and discovers it’s a sex toy. While returning it they see each other for the first time... oh no he’s hot

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky and Joe loved Malta. They loved the Renaissance era- Joe more than Nicky. The group is having dinner one night and Nicky is trying to be cute and romantic with Joe and brings up Malta and Joe launches into one of his many romantic speeches about the love of his life

Nile asks why they love that era so much; Joe promptly embarrassed Nicky by talking about how Nicky was every artist's muse and how he got to sit in on every session as painters and sculptors created Nicky's likeness to last for centuries (most of the time nude)

Bonus for the group visiting a museum for Nike's history project (I heard somewhere her character had a degree in history but idk if I'm remembering correctly) and when they're in the Renaissance section, they pass by a school trip- the teacher stops them and asks Nicky to come over and the teacher uses Nicky as an example of life imitating art because he looks exactly like whatever famous painting down to a tee- meanwhile Joe and Nile are trying not to laugh because the painting is in fact of Nicky and Joe remembers because it was the first time he watched Nicky modeling nude for whatever famous painter of your choosing

From: (Anonymous)

Look, they’re all adults, they’ve all (except Nile) known each other for centuries—Joe and Nicky have absolutely fucked in a safe house with everyone else in the same room, but out of courtesy to their friends, they try not to be obnoxious about it. Furtive fumbling in the dark, hands over mouths to keep quiet, wishing they could do more but happy to be with each other anyway they can, etc.

From: (Anonymous)

You guys know that bit from Criminal Minds where Morgan is like "You're on speaker phone Penelope behave" and then Penelope is just like "or what you'll spank me?"

That scene with Nicky and Joe.

Nicky has the phone on speaker. Joe makes the spanking joke before realizing that the others were able to hear.

Nile and Andy and Booker don't let them live it down until someone catches Booker using a ruler to measure his dick because he was bored

From: (Anonymous)

We often get Nicky to be the victim. Let's switch this up a bit.

Joe gets captured by (insert evil person or group) and has to endure something horrible - prolonged torture, sexual violence, experimentation. Whatever you want. It doesn't have to be over a long time, just as long as it's extremely invasive and traumatic.

When he's rescued, he is trying to hold it together but he's shaken and can't get back to life as it used to be. He can't concentrate, gets careless on missions, won't let Nicky touch him or is unresponsive to his touch.

I honestly don't care about the hurt (though you can be as explicit as you wish with it), all I want is the recovery, the uphill battle, the guilt, the fear, and then a happy ending.

From: (Anonymous)

I just want the team to be as attracted to Joe’s beard as I am. Down for anything, from actual team orgy to the team just agreeing how Joe really pulls off his facial hair

From: (Anonymous)

With Andy becoming mortal, the group sits around and discusses the stupidest ways they've ever died

(This is because I can't get the idea of Joe dying because he was trying to impress Nicky doing something dumb out of my head. Also Nile being new just looks at her new family in awe after hearing their stories because while these people are trained ancient warriors they sure are complete dumbasses and she prays she doesn't get herself killed so stupidly)

From: (Anonymous)

Joe has a very intense and vivid erotic dream starring Nicky and Keane. In this dream Nicky begs Joe to help him while Keane is violating him but Joe is loving it. He’s encouraging Keane and the more Nicky is struggling and begging for help, the hotter it is for Joe.

Joe feels immense guilt after waking up, not for the dream itself but his role in it. He starts to avoid Nicky, especially being intimate with him, because all he can think about is how he was totally into his husband getting raped.

+ Nicky tries to have sex with Joe but Joe can’t get it up due to his guilt
++ when Joe wakes up from his dream Nicky jokes it must have been a good one and wants Joe to share