theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #2

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Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink is welcome (with the sole exception of human(oid) characters under 14).

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From: (Anonymous)

The next immortal is a religious fundamentalist (of any religion). It`s up to Joe and Nick to find him and put some sense in his/her head.

From: (Anonymous)

Joe gets traumatically castrated, either in a horrible accident or someone does it to him as a deliberate attack/torture technique (by this I mean not consensually for pleasure). I'd be interested in reading any/all of the following, or your own twists on:
1. Joe's fear of it not growing back/healing properly
2. it growing back painfully slowly
3. Nicky taking care of him while it does or doesn't grow back
4. Nicky's feelings about the situation
5. first time they have sex after it's healed (in however way you decide it does)

From: (Anonymous)

Nick used to practice self-flagellation right after discovering his own immortality. Joe could tell it had more to do with self-hate and punishing himself than actual atonement or even coping with their newfound ability, so he offered to do the flogging himself. That way, he always gave Nicky just what he needed, never letting him take things too far, and providing him with words of comfort throughout. It worked really well for a few centuries and, eventually, Nick stopped needing it altogether.

However, something triggers all that anger and self-hate in modern or more recent times and Nick falls into bad habits, resorting to hurting himself once again. When Joe finds out, he's furious his beloved would do something like this behind his back.

They agree to go back to their old arrangement but, this time, Joe simply bends him over his knee and gives his bottom a solid spanking. It's humiliating to be punished like a bratty child and Joe is only using his hand but he's not holding back and that hurts.

And Nicky knows he shouldn't be aroused by it, but holy shit, he's getting harder by the second.

TLDR - immortal husbands accidentally stumble on new kink during punishment.

Consensual from beginning to end, please. You get a cookie if you include dirty talking.

From: (Anonymous)

Modern AU where Nicky sees some guy (Merrick or Keane as an ex I guess idk) and in a desparate attempt to get away or not be seen by his ex, Nicky just barrels right into Joe and is like "Quick I need you to kiss me"

+If Joe is just hanging out with Andy, Booker, Nile and Quhyn when Nicky first approaches I think they would find it hilarious that their friend was approached by some random guy for a kiss

++Nicky's ex did see Nicky and decides to try and make small talk so the group automatically acts like they've known Nicky for years and his and Joe's relationship is new

From: (Anonymous)

Nick is a good catholic priest in a small town who sometimes has a one-night stand.

Joe is either new in town or traveling and he's got particular dislike for religion or the catholic church. And hey! Fucking a closeted priest is as good as fucking the church, right?

So yes, everyone involved has issues. Nobody is addressing them. But sex happens.

From: (Anonymous)

Either before or after Nile (though after is preferred), the team shares one shower after a particularly bloody battle. They help each other wash in a small space and it's very intimate, but it's not sexual in any way.

From: (Anonymous)

Ok so my memory of the van scene in the movie is a bit rusty but here's a bit of an au for it: instead of all the guys dying in the van after Joe makes that speech, Keane decides to have some fun with Nicky at Joe's expense

+Not full on rape. While the van is getting where they need to go, Keane sits across from Joe and keeps Nicky in his lap

++Nicky and Joe keep talking to each other, reassuring the other that it's okay and they love each other so to shut Nicky up, Keane shoves his fingers in Nicky's mouth and tells him to start sucking or he was gonna make sure Joe stayed dead for good- he keeps taunting Joe too, asking if Nicky's tongue and mouth feel as good as on Joe's dick as it does on Keane's fingers. Keane threatens to hurt Nicky when he tries to bite the fingers in his mouth

+++Joe and Nicky absolutely are amazing fighters and can definitely fuck shit up and defend themselves but Joe doesn't.want to risk hurting Nicky and forces himself to watch Keane manhandle his love until Andy, Booker and Nile arrive- when they do, Joe doesn't even care about the risk of dying he just wants to get Nicky away from Keane and keep him safe

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky's guns. They are a kink now. That is all.

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky is the only omega on a team full of alphas. When he and Joe were kidnapped, Dr Kozak injected Nicky with something just before Nile broke everyone out.

It's not until they get to a safehouse after that Nicky starts to go into heat. Normally, his system burns through heat in a matter of hours. He feels more horny, but it's soon over. But not this time. This time he's burning up, and after a couple of days, Joe's too exhausted to keep up. So he calls in reinforcements in the rest of the team.

From: (Anonymous)

So I’ve been trying to think of ways for Booker to rediscover the joys of fatherhood (which would probably prompt him to get his life together) that aren’t bucketloads of angst.

Maybe they dream of a new immortal who’s a little kid who died in an accident or something and Booker surprises everyone by offering to be the one to take care of the kid?

From: (Anonymous)

Inspired by the scene where Nile startles them awake and Nicky's got a gun in his hand while Joe is groggy and slow and sleepy. Joe is a slow waker and prefers a million hours of sleep. Long ago, they've worked out a consensual agreement that when Nicky is horny and Joe is sleepy, he can just go ahead and use Joe's body for pleasure without waiting for him to fully wake up.

From: (Anonymous)

"He thinks you're a mouse, Nicky." Imagine their surprise when he turns into a giant fuck-off tiger.

From: (Anonymous)

Joe and Nicky are porn actors, working for competing studios. Someone gets the bright idea to cash in on this well-known rivalry and the CEO's agree to use it as a basis for a one-time collaboration. (The video's rivalry "theme" could range from a Romeo and Juliet scenario, to hate-sex to ...???)

Guess who drew the short straw(s)? Of course, even though they only know each other by reputation, Joe and Nicky turn out to have off the charts chemistry no matter what they're doing, which results in this being both studios' most popular video yet and the fans are clamoring for MOAR. The CEO's see dollar signs and decide to make it a series of videos instead.

So, why are they competing? Do they make the same kind of niche content? The opposite? Are the CEO's exes? Mortal enemies? Just assholes trying to drive each other out of business? Where does all this leave Joe and Nicky?

From: (Anonymous)

Dr. Kozak used the samples she harvested from Joe and Nicky for an experiment intended to grant ordinary people immortality.

It... did not go as planned.

(Could be just in-universe or a crossover with basically anything Zombie-related.)

From: (Anonymous)

According to the movie, they keep dreaming about each other until they meet. It's unlikely the dreams fade, at least not much, how would Andy and Quynh ever have found Joe and Nicky?

If that holds water(sorry), it means Booker has been dreaming about Quynh drowning every night for 200+ years and she has been dreaming about him. Did this contribute to the choices he made along the way? Did Quynh somehow affect him through the dreams? Did he affect her? Is he (and maybe Nile?) the reason Quynh seems relatively sane when she shows up?

(I have no idea if this is adressed in the comics, I haven't read them.)

From: (Anonymous)

Booker goes on a mission to make up for what he did to his teammates by pleasuring all of them. Repeatedly.

When Booker finally allows one of them to reciprocate, that’s when they know that he’s forgiven himself/accepted their forgiveness.

From: (Anonymous)

After nearly 1000 years you’d have thought these two invented sex but while they’re far from vanilla they ain’t seen nothing yet, until the Internet came around.
The bizarre fetishes are both terrifying and fascinating.
Either sexy or cracky, or a combination of both, the guys browse the most deprived parts of the internet, pen in hand, trying to figure out which of these fetishes, if any, could they possibly try out.

Bonuses:
- Nicky wants to try ABO roleplaying
- Joe thinks vore could be sexy?
- Booker is somehow the Wonder Bread Guy

From: (Anonymous)

Malta was Joe giving himself away to Nicky for weeks of voluntary sexual slavery. Nicky was a cruel master, constantly either overstimulating Joe or denying him orgasms, punishing and praising him according to his own ever-changing whims. Joe was completely at Nicky’s mercy but no mercy was shown to him.

(Fully consensual, of course)

From: (Anonymous)

Nicolò and Yusuf courting each other in the most chaste, appropriate ways possible. Poetry, compliments, gifts, declarations of devotion and literally eternal love. Washing each other bodies, mending clothes, sharing meals. Kissing only on palms/fingers. Romance.

From: (Anonymous)

Andy and Nile end up out of bullets and cornered somewhere they're not supposed to be. Andy wants to fight their way out, but Nile's not about to risk it with her newly mortal, so she grabs her and kisses her just before the bad guys walk in. Her ~~giant~~ tiny, barely noticeable crush definitely has nothing to do with it.

It ends up getting a little out of hand. And it turns out Andy is super into it as well.

From: (Anonymous)

In the van scene, what if the guards decided after pulling Nicky and Joe apart that they wanted to humiliate them a little bit? Especially given how protective they saw Joe being of Nicky, who seemed a little out of it

The soldier who asked if Nicky was Joe's boyfriend decides to make Joe prove just how much he says he loves Nicky by forcing them to make out rather passionately

+He doesn't undo their zipties, so Joe can't hold Nicky like he wants to and Nicky's hands are still behind his back

++The soldiers around them are laughing at Nicky because Nicky is trying his best to ignore them and focus on Joe but he hit his head earlier so everything is still very fuzzy and dizzy for him so he isn't coordinated at all,

+++The soldiers are forcing Joe into a corner until he's basically crowding a disoriented Nicky against the wall

Some comfort please at the end

From: (Anonymous)

After findign out that he's immortal, Nicolo (perhaps after escaping the Church that wishes to experiment on him) seeks refuge with the enemy. Yusuf says he may stay within the city walls if he becomes Yusuf's bed slave - which he proposes only to humiliate him, thinking the religious man will surely walk away from such a deal. But Nicolo promptly accepts, as long as Yusuf vows never to leave a mark on his skin, thus exposing his secret.

And now they're both stuck with a bad arrangement.

Consensual with both characters being equally reluctant, at east at first.

From: (Anonymous)

Nile as the newest member of the group is probably still not used to the whole immortality thing so Andy takes her under her wing to help her adjust

*Nothing sexual please I am thinking more along the lines of a mother/daughter or friendship type thing

From: (Anonymous)

Nicolò is the inexperienced one in the matters of love and sex, so he relies heavily on Yusuf to guide him through their budding relationship. He’s still conflicted about it though and doesn’t understand how two men can love each other. Bible says Adam and Eve, man and wife, that’s the natural order of things. He starts to take up a role of “the woman” in the relationship, as in, what he believes a wife should be; cooks, cleans, saws, is subservient and obedient and submissive in bed. He hates it though, he’s not a woman, he’s not a wife but he wants to please both Yusuf and God.

He has a little nervous break down over not being good enough of a woman for Yusuf and only then Yusuf realises what’s happening with his beloved and tries to fix it.

Bonus points if Yusuf unwittingly adds to Nicolò’s confusion, like by joking he’d make a good wife when Nicolò cooks a nice meal or insists on always topping, due to his own believes.

Bonus 2: The crisis is partially solved - as all crises should be - by Nicolò topping for the first time

From: (Anonymous)

They've been having sex for millennia now and it should have gotten boring after so much time - but somehow, humanity manages to keep getting creative every few decades.

Give me awkward first times where neither is particularly skilled at it, to centuries later, where there are literal manuals about sex widely available.