theoldguardkinkmeme

Over the hundreds of years, Joe and/or Nicky have to have seen their weight fluctuate significantly. Maybe they’ve gone through phases where they were rail thin because food was hard to come by (or cuisine at the time was just not to their taste!), times that they were nothing but muscle because they had been on one difficult mission after another, and other times where they were settled in Malta for a few relaxing years and had plenty of delicious things to eat and carried a bit more weight. The great thing is that they love each other and each other’s bodies no matter what they look like.