theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #19

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From: (Anonymous)

Booker and Nile keep texting while he’s in exile and over the course of the first few years of his exile they fall in love. They agree to meet up, and Nile successfully slips away from the others and goes to have a romantic weekend with him in Paris.

She thinks she’s gotten away with hiding it from the others, except then she starts feeling sick in the morning...and her period doesn’t arrive on time.... (maybe they thought that immortal women couldn’t get pregnant so they didn’t use protection, idk)

She’s pretty upset about it at first—not because she doesn’t want kids, and Booker’s kids in particular, but because she isn’t sure how the others will react or if they’ll agree to rescind his exile....but the team surprises her with how supportive they are. Supportive team and supportive papa Booker, yay!

Also, please make the baby immortal, cause otherwise it would break poor Booker I think.

From: (Anonymous)

Andy and Booker had a thing back in the late 1800s (there’s even an interview in which Matthias says he thinks they did), but Joe and Nicky had to stage an intervention because neither one was in a state to be in a relationship and they were only exacerbating each other’s issues, and they ended up breaking it off.

Booker finds out partway through his exile that Andy regained her immortality, and he becomes determined to work on himself in case she’s willing to give things a second chance. Little does he know that Andy is doing the same, hoping that they can build a healthier relationship after he rejoins the team.

From: (Anonymous)

After being cursed, baby Prince Nicolo ends up raised by fae Andy, Quynh and Booker. They teach him languages, history, geography, all things he may need as a prince one day, but also fighting and practical knowledge more princes should have to understand their people (how long it takes to sow a field, how much it costs to care for a horse or a cow, how does cold and heat affect crops...).
They manage to do a good job, though Andy is not sure how he ended up so freaking nice with the three of them raising him.
One day, Nicky meets Joe in the forest and they bond immediately. They arrange secret meetings for a while before Nicky decides to talk about Joe to his family, only to learn that he is royalty, also possibly engaged and also possibly in danger. Meanwhile, Joe, who of course happens to be Prince Yusuf, Nicolo's fiance, tries to argue with his family to be able to marry Nicky. He is in love, and Nicky is perfect and does this prince even exists? He never ever met him, or wrote to him and is not even allowed to talk about him!
Anyway, curse happens, true love kiss, happily ever after!

Oh and Kozak is probably the evil witch who cursed Nicky. She may even give herself a great justification for cursing a baby.

I'd prefer Nicky and Joe to be older than 16 as is usually the case, more like 18/20?
Can be a/b/o if you want! Or be in a different setting than medievalish verse?

Bonus: little Nicky used to call Booker "Boo".

From: (Anonymous)

I just really want everyone in the old guard to look in the mirror of erised for some reason. The others can see whatever the prompt taker wants but Nicky and Joe don't even understand that it's a magic mirror at first until one of them lets go of the others hand and steps away to look at something else. That's when they realize it because they both stay reflected in the mirror smiling and holding hands even while one of them has walked over behind it.

From: (Anonymous)

Archeologists uncover an old house/cave/village/ship/whatever that Nicky and Joe thought lost/destroyed forever. At the site a lot of art and poems are found, some are of Andy and Quynh or other unknown people or landscapes but most of the sculptures, paintings and sketches are of Nicky. Several of the poems are love poems and some are very erotic.

The guard have been busy training Nile, going in missions, dealing with Andy's mortality and have totally missed the news about the find of what several archeologists and historians are calling one of the most important and well preserved collections of art in history. Until one day when one of them (preferably Nile) sees a first page i a newspaper or something on the TV where they are showing a big mural/statue/whatever that Joe made of Nicky that is clearly not meant for anyone else to see other than Joe.

The guard have to decide how to handle it all. Usually they can prevent pictures/art of themselves being taken/made or spread but not this time when the art is already big international news. There is already talk in media about the poetry being published in a book and the art being shown to the public. People they meet have even started commenting that Nicky looks like that guy they saw on that painting in the news the other day.

Would love for this to be funny and for Nicky not to be angry about the art even if he is shy and slightly embarrassed because the whole world has seen him naked and critiqued everything from his toes to his ears to his dick

From: (Anonymous)

Five BIG fights they have had throughout the centuries since getting together and one time their family was sure they would fight about something but neither of them think it's a big deal.

From: (Anonymous)

Nicolo for some reason being absolutely sure he is only a burden to Yusuf keeps trying to find a way to die permanently so that Yusuf can be rid of him. He tries to get decapitated, he hangs himself, he tries to drown himself and many other things without making it too obvious to Yusuf what he is doing. He tried leaving and going off on his own but was unable to because Yusuf seems to feel their inability to die means they must stay together for some greater purpose. And also leaving Yusuf hurt more than any death Nicolo has died so far. Eventually Yusuf finds out and is furious and heartbroken over what Nicolo, the man he loves, has been doing to himself.

From: (Anonymous)

So post-movie there is some mutual interest between Andy and Nile - maybe they start a relationship or not, but then Quynh comes back! After the emotional fallout and drama, Andy and Quynh are very much happy to be back together. Nile also feels happy for them but also a little disappointed because of course, how could she compare to the love of Andy's life who she was with for thousands of years? Lots of misunderstandings ensue as Andy and Quynh invite Nile to their bed but she assumes its just a casual thing. At some point this is realized and Andy and Quynh make it clear that despite only knowing Nile for a short time, they both have strong feelings for her and are very much interested in a full-fledged relationship if that is what she wants. Would especially love to see Nile and Quynh interaction!

Ideally, ends with Andy and Quynh taking it upon themselves to show Nile just how much they love her, and lucky Nile being the subject of both their attentions.

From: (Anonymous)

Andy dies on a mission only a few months after she gets Quynh back, and Quynh is absolutely distraught and simply does not accept that this is the end.

She goes to the underworld, Orpheus and Eurydice style, and pleads her case. She tells such a moving story about their love that she succeeds in convincing Hades/insert god of the dead here to give Andy extra years of life—the precise number of years that Quynh was in the water for, to make up for that long separation and all the agony they went through. And then, even better, he promises that after those centuries pass, he will take Andy and Quynh together at the same time, so they won’t have to be separated again.

From: (Anonymous)

How being autistic has both helped and hindered Nicky for almost 1000 years. Or maybe Nile figuring out Nicky is autistic and the others being like "huh, no that is just how Nicky is". Or really anything with autistic Nicky.

From: (Anonymous)

The guard meets Jack several times through the centuries. No Jack with either Joe or Nicky or Joe/Nicky/Jack threesome pls even if Jack wants it.

From: (Anonymous)

Booker and Nile are the ones with the centuries long romance and Joe is feeling lonely even when around his family. Until one day 2019 when Nicky dies for the first time.

From: (Anonymous)

Nicolo and Yusuf are not yet together and are searching for the women in their dreams. Someone considered wise in a village they travel through “helps” them interpret the dreams. This person tells them they are dreaming of their future wives who will give them many children and everlasting love and peace. This of course leads to angst and guilt for at least one of them even if the other might think the dream interpretation was bs. When they finally meet Andromache and Quynh at least one of them tries to woo one of the women even if they are in love with Nicolo/Yusuf and feel nothing for Andromache/Quynh. Andromache and Quynh are just shocked at how stupid their new family members are and can't stop rolling their eyes.

From: (Anonymous)

One of them has hanahaki disease, the other one thinks it's because of unrequited love for Quynh or Andromache.

From: (Anonymous)

The team is playing Never Have I Ever, Nicky says kissed a woman and Nile drinks, then mutters “unfortunately”. She didn’t realise she was bi until she was deployed and she didn’t want to make things weird by hitting on any of her friends in the Marines, so it just never happened. Andy and Quynh take it on themselves to show her a very, very good time.

From: (Anonymous)

Some bad guys capture Nicky and torture him, somehow they make him think its Joe who is hurting him (drugs, technology, brainwashing?). When the guard finally finds him and get him free he can't stand Joe being close. Even after he is safe and understands what actually happened to him, he keeps involuntarily flinching when Joe touches him or moves to fast.

From: (Anonymous)

One of them gets super drunk or drugged or something that makes them forget all about being together for over 900 years. So when they see the other they try to woo them to go out on a date. Bad pickup lines, waxing poetic and lots and lots of flirting with the man who has been their lover for almost a millenia.

From: (Anonymous)

In their early days in the relationship they have a fight. Joe is loud and passionate and Nicky is cold and silent. This leads to a big misunderstanding that lasts for years (maybe even into present day) which means they break up. They might get together a few times for comfort or as fuck buddies, but both are secretly hurting and pining for the other while believing the other does not want the same.

One day one of them sees the other doing something innocent with someone else that makes them think the other has found a new love.

From: (Anonymous)

So okay Booker does not have a problem with JoeandNicky he just has a problem with Nicky. Its just Joe has become his brother and his best friend after becoming immortal and losing everyone he loves. Andy is like the older sister and mentor he never knew he needed or wanted. But Nicky just gets on his nerves.

He likes the man fine its just that Nicky reminds him of his family. Nicky reminds Booker of his wife with his quiet calm, his small smiles and how he takes care of all of them by cooking for them and quietly fussing over them. He also sometimes reminds Booker of his sons when he actually laughs out loud with that weird snort at the end and how he will sometimes tease one of them while keeping a totally straight face.

So his weird reactions towards Nicky that make him seem kinda crazy sometimes has started to affect the whole group. Booker has a hard time being close to Nicky most of the time but at the same time he wants to be close to him all the time and is jealous of both Joe and Andy for the love and care they both share with Nicky.

Joe is getting pissed at him for how Booker sometimes snaps at Nicky and sometimes (when very drunk) clings to him, sometimes Booker breaks down crying and apologizing when he is really drunk. Andy is worried Booker can't handle two men in love with each other, people are mostly very small-minded in her experience. Nicky does not know what to think, he wants to have a good relationship with his new brother but can never seem to really connect with the other man who keeps pushing him away half of the time and crying into his shoulder the other half.

From: (Anonymous)

The losers and the old guard working together.

Bonus for Jensen comparing Cougar and himself to Joe and Nicky.

From: (Anonymous)

Sentinel and guide.

From: (Anonymous)

For a myriad of reasons - inexperienced partners to just plain old selfish d-bags. One time, after the guy came, he rolled over and immediately fell asleep. Like Joe was a repressed housewife from the '50s.

So Joe keeps his expectations in check when he finally let's the hot Italian guy who has been hitting on him all night take him home.

Then Joe gets the railing he deserves.

From: (Anonymous)

They are having a period of downtime and resting up in one of their houses. Joe is painting, reading/writing poetry and working as an art teacher. Nicky is growing a garden, trying to decide if they should have some chickens or maybe goats (he is feeling a little nostalgic okay?) and is volunteering at the local animal shelter. They both have their guard down and neither notices their neighbor developing an obsession with one of them.

The neighbor somehow manages to kidnap the one they are obsessed with (drugs, threatening a child, hitting him over the head with a rock?) and keep him locked up somewhere while doing whatever they want with them. All the while the one not abducted is going out of their mind looking for the kidnapped one and having to cooperate with lawenforcment (for some reason). The whole time the neighbor is pretending very convincingly to be supportive and helpful.

When they eventually reunite the one who was not abducted feels a lot of guilt and the one who was kidnapped is traumatized from what he went through while he was a captive

From: (Anonymous)

In most fics I read Joe is the one to fall in love first and Nicky needs some time to figure everything out. But what if Joe had a wife and family waiting for him at home and was longing for them while Nicky was falling deeper and deeper in love with a man that barely saw him as friend.

From: (Anonymous)

Yusuf is a high ranking servant in the Sultan's palace. It's a good job and he's happy with what he's doing.

But then the Sultan comes back from a war with captured enemy soldiers he gives his most trusted men as slaves. One of them, a pretty guy with the name Nicolò, goes to the Vizier. The Vizier, though, is not a nice man and Yusuf knows the slave will have to suffer a lot.

Usually Yusuf wouldn't think twice about it. They were enemies to his country and they deserve to suffer, right? But when Yusuf meets Slave Nicolò he's immediately smitten with him... and Nicolò seems to like him, too.

The two men fall in love but Nicolò does belong to another man and Yusuf is not allowed to touch him aside from patching him up when his Master was cruel to him again...