theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #19

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From: (Anonymous)

Hello. I just came across these Matthias Gifs:

https://seblelivres.tumblr.com/post/641423672203264000/matthias-schoenaerts-onscreen-kisses-far-from?is_related_post=1

And I just really need the very first time the dam broke and Booker just freaking went for it in a passionate kiss that lifts Nile off to her toes like ‘damn wtf’ and left her all daze and confused but wanting more because that was super unexpected but also about time JFC...

Don’t ask me why she didn’t just make the first move herself instead of waiting around. Maybe she wanted to wait for him to be ready to move on from his wife and kids and now he is.

Whatever scenario is fine, maybe he planned it and talked himself into it or maybe he had some liquid courage or maybe he was just a little bit jealous and possessive. Whatever the reason I’d like the feels to be real and in love because that’s what make it so damn good.

Thank you :)

From: (Anonymous)

Nile and Booker want nothing more than to be together, but it’s impossible. Maybe it’s a historical AU of some kind and there are serious systemic barriers to their love or maybe it’s a modern AU and it’s something relatively silly like an office policy against coworkers dating that’s keeping them apart, but either way they can’t be together in public the way they want to be and it’s killing both of them. So they find secret ways to express their love instead.

I’m talking the littlest touches, hands “accidentally” brushing as they pass by each other. Loaded glances because even though they know better, they can’t help but keep an eye on one another. Anonymous love notes and tiny, meaningless-to-others-but-everything-to-them gifts left behind for their love to find. Yearning, pining, the whole nine million yards of secret, passionate, overwhelming love.

It’s now that I admit I am torn between wanting to see this all culminate in a desperate quickie where they fuck each other senseless but silently away from prying eyes... and wanting to read a chaste account of drawn-out mutual pining. So it’s up to the author/commenters which way they want to go 😉

And I wouldn’t say no to both and/or multiple fills 🥰

From: (Anonymous)

Mrs Le Livre (can we pls come up with a fanon first name for her?) has more experience than 20 year old virgin Booker when they get married (Booker knows this and is cool with it, no shaming!)

Their wedding night sex is really terrible at first. Go nuts with the humour—does he come after like 5 seconds? Does he try and go in the wrong hole at first, or accidentally knee her in the stomach?

Mrs Le Livre is kind and understanding and trying to think of how to tell him they have some stuff to work on, but the good thing is he already knows and is extremely eager to learn how to do better. They have a lot of fun together as she teaches him things, and his skills go from zero to hero basically.

A few hundred years later, Nile reaps the benefits of all his dedicated studying—but luckily, humanity had gotten more creative about sex so there’s still plenty for them to figure out together for the first time.

From: (Anonymous)

Booker is kinky AF and the rest of the team has never judged but Joe+Nicky are forever soulmates and Andy and him had a fling but weren't compatible like that and he's used to getting his fun in elsewhere.

Nile joins the team and at some point, Andy/Joe/Nicky find out that she's into the same kinda things as Booker and being all "this is amazing!" and setting the two of them up because they want their homies to be happy and well laid.

+1000 if someone mentions that clearly this is soulmate math/meant to be/proof that they come in pairs/destiny~

From: (Anonymous)

For some reason, I can't stop thinking about the team being on a camping trip and Booker sneaking into Nile's tent in the middle of the night so they can have sex without anyone noticing.

+100 for them succeeding in having very intense but silent sex
+1000 for one of the team waking up to funny noises in the night and going to investigate, only to catch the two of them in the act

From: (Anonymous)

Nile wouldn’t have guessed it from Nicky’s nondescript clothes and his uneven haircut, but he sometimes gets in the mood to show off his body—but only through Joe’s art.

There are countless examples of Joe’s art featuring a very naked and very sensual Nicky, and the style has changed of course over time—Renaissance paintings of Nicky lounging on a fur throw, early hand-painted Daguerrotypes of Nicky looking coyly over his shoulder, ‘50s pinups...

Nile accidentally stumbles on some in a museum and first she’s worried that Nicky will freak out when he realised that it’s out there in the world, but he doesn’t mind. He tries to explain to her why—he would hate it if some random nude photo of him was out there, but these were pieces of art that he and Joe created together (he’s only ever modelled for Joe, though lots of famous artists asked him to throughout history) and it makes him feel sexy to sit still and let Joe make gorgeous art out of him, makes him proud to see Joe’s creation out in the world.

From: (Anonymous)

Help a frozen Texan out with some over the top fluff, AU or otherwise. Combining resources (food, water, body heat 👀), trying to stay sane while stuck inside for days on end, shuffling around in three pairs of socks. Is this canon and it's just another unfortunate winter? Early days Yusuf and Nicolo trying to stay alive across a language barrier and a developing relationship? Modern AU where, oops, they got snowed in with their one night stand, guess we better make this work?

(Please note that if this does take place in canon I'd really prefer no character death, even temporary, because WOW could my mental health not handle that right now lol)

From: (Anonymous)

Nile has a fantasy and Moose is willing to help her fulfill it, but she not comfortable with picking someone up for this...So she asks Booker because for some reason IDK he owes her a favor or smthng

+100 for Bi-King Booker being super into Moose as well
+1000000000000 for Moose teasing Nile about her obvious (to him) crush on Booker (in the pleasant/happy way of fuckbuddies)

From: (Anonymous)

5 times that Nile works hard to track down something that the team casually remembered missing from the past (a lost artwork, a rare book, a recipe from thousands of years ago, anything you can come up with) and one time the team works hard to find something that Nile thought she lost forever.

From: (Anonymous)

It’s Nile’s turn to play honeypot and their Big Bad of whatever group they’re after goes to a pretty fancy club most Saturday nights with no particular arrival time. Nile is placed at the club that’s famous for their flirty cocktail waitresses. The uniform is some kind of cute but tight top and an insanely short skirt. So short that the only underwear that might work is a very tiny thong.

Andy and Quynh are in place for if a fight breaks out, Nicky’s on sniper duty with Joe doing recon per usual, and Booker swaggers his way into the club to hang out and drink for the evening, but he’s really Nile’s backup.

Nile’s shift starts early and it’s hot and her boss keeps encouraging “shift drinks” to loosen up, and by the time the busiest part of the evening hits with the crowds thick and Nile super busy, she is absolutely desperate to pee. Like ready to wet herself desperate.

She can’t sneak off to the bathroom (they’ve got intel the bad guy should be here soon, plus Nile’s boss is an asshole and tells her she can’t leave the floor.)

Booker is still in the corner, “drinking” away and the whole team is aware of Nile’s predicament via the coms. He and Nile have been dancing around each other for a while prior to the mission and he’s feeling extra worried/upset for Nile (but also kind of strangely really turned on.)

Nile is literally on the verge of a huge accident when Booker subtly waves her over to his shady corner. It’s not a perfect plan but his pants are black, the club is really dark, and Nile’s skirt is so short that none of it will be under her butt if she sits down. So he proposes she sit in his lap, pretend to be flirting and let go because no one will be able to tell if his pants are wet.

Nile’s immediately reaction is embarrassment and refusal but she’s literally dribbling pee down her legs at this point and quickly changes her tune. She plops herself in Booker’s lap, puts on her flirty face and pisses herself, feeling a thousand times better than before. Booker is mostly just happy to see the distress drain out of Nile but her also finding himself more and more turned on, the more she pees.

Then the target shows up, Nile plays her role perfectly, lures the target off and the team kicks ass and saves the day, including Booker in his very wet pants.

+1 The whole team heard them discuss their solution and see the eyes they’re making at each other and the end of the mission, and they’re like “finally!” 😊
+10 if Booker and Nile finally have sex while cleaning up after the mission
+1000 if it’s shower sex and Nile pees on him again because she felt how hard he got when she wet herself in his lap

From: (Anonymous)

(Because I love all the captivity/gift/arranged marriage prompts but Joe deserves a chance to be wrapped up in pretty chains dammit.)

Pretty much what it says on the tin: Their countries are at war. Joe is just a rank-and-file soldier, but when their armies meet he fights extremely well, even getting close to the enemy general before he’s brought down. Nicky’s intrigued by Joe’s fighting spirit (and his stunning good looks), so after the battle he takes Joe as his personal prisoner.

Give me battles of wits, Joe in pretty shackles, Nicky trying to break his pet to heel (or just having a lot of fun) with kinky punishments...go wild!

From: (Anonymous)

Joe and Booker have a YouTube channel where they post silly videos. Their most popular ones are the videos where they attempt to cook or bake stuff and somehow always end up doing it hilariously wrong despite their best efforts.

Nicky (a cook? Culinary student? Cuisine affectionado?) is seething with rage every time his bestfriends, Nile and Quynh, make him watch one of those cooking disasters.
Except he secretly follows the channel himself bc he can’t help thirsting over the two men and wishing to be in the middle of this hot dumbass sandwich.

Maybe he’s not as discreet as he thinks he is.
Maybe Quynh starts seeing Andy (a close friend of Joe and Booker) and they all end up meeting one day.
And maybe Nicky tries to pretend he hates them at first but somehow ends up in their bed.

DP-for-Nicky club! (If no DP, bottom Nicky still, please)

From: (Anonymous)

Joe is the new immortal and Booker is sent to get him. They're both hot as fuck and have poor impulse control...it's sort of inevitable that they end up fucking, as for the falling in love part...no-one expected that.

From: (Anonymous)

Slight twist on the lovely plethora of sex slave prompts: Nicky is sent as a gift to newly appointed sultan Jafar. Jafar is, ya know, an evil villain, and isn't exactly treating him well (whether that's noncon, physical abuse, or even just ignoring him entirely). Fortunately for Nicky, the sultan's brother has taken quite an interest in him...

I'm down for a daring escape from the palace, Jafar just letting Joe have Nicky because he doesn't care, or even some brotherly bonding via sharing Nicky.

From: (Anonymous)

There's only so many times you can sleep pressed up behind your enemy-turned-friend-turned-possible-soulmate-but-you-haven't-dared-ask-yet to stave off the cold without getting OUTRAGEOUSLY turned on by his very round and pert backside pressed up against your cock. There's even less times you can share the same horse because horses are expensive okay, and then there's the rubbing and the friction and the motion.

The morning Joe wakes up pressed tight to Nicky, literally one touch away from just coming all over himself, he realizes he has to change this because he's going to hump Nicky in his sleep someday and Joe does not feel comfortable not having discussed that first, and he's just about to pull himself away and go dunk his entire body in ice water to get ahold of himself when Nicky wakes up, and arches his back, and rubs himself up and down Joe.

And Joe just -- comes. Hard.

From: (Anonymous)

In Merrick's lab Booker said Joe and Nicky always had each other. But that's not true.

They just never told him about the time Nicky was kidnapped by slavers and it took Joe eleven years to find him again.

They just never told him about the huge fight they had and Nicky went back to Italy to become Leonardo daVinci's muse and Joe went to find a war to slay people.

They just never told him about the time where Joe was arrested and sent to the new penal colony in Australia and it took Nicky years to find out where he was.

They just never told him... (insert reason of choice)

They never told him about all the pain they went through in all their time together... but now that he asked for it, they give him everything.

From: (Anonymous)

Yes, her uncle is an Avenger! And when the team needs help, more help than Copley can manage to provide, she tells them about her uncle...
What I want is a story where the Avengers fight beside the Old Guard!!

From: (Anonymous)

Exactly what it says on the tin. Joe is a famous designer, Nicky is his beautiful muse.

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky makes a living filming personalised porn for customers - they give Nicky their name and preferences and he’ll record something just for them (Want him to wear panties? Play with himself with his only fingers? Ride a dildo and only come from that? Dirty talk? Costumes? You name it, you’ll get it!)

But what sets Nicky apart from all the other makers out there and makes him so successful and in demand is that he really does try to make it seem like he is in the room with his customer and creates a real sense of intimacy - none of it is fake and all the orgasms are real.

What about Joe? Is he a regular customer of Nicky’s and secretly pining for this man he’s only ever seen on his screen? Or did he stumble upon Nicky during a lonely wank session and immediately places an order?

Obviously they end up together somehow ;) and they have a ton of mind blowing sex but there is the inevitable angst of Nicky’s job/his customers and what it does to their relationship.

Prefer top!Joe please :)

From: (Anonymous)

Sometimes Andy’s just in the mood to rail the whole team, one by one. Nobody is objecting.

From: (Anonymous)

After Booker is back with the team, everyone can see that he and Nile would be good for each other—but neither one seems to be willing to make the first move or even to have realised their feelings.

The rest of the team enacts elaborate plans to get them together—and of course bets on whose plan will work/how long it will take!

From: (Anonymous)

Nicky and Joe tried to have an open relationship at some point but decided pretty quickly that it wasn’t for them because they really didn’t want to sleep with anyone but each other. What they did enjoy though, and Nicky in particular, was cuddling with lots of different people and so now they’re back to monogamy but Nicky is the team‘s unofficial cuddle partner.

From: (Anonymous)

Set sometime well into some kind of future where group sex/parties of an explicitly sexual nature have come back into vogue, The older four have lived through this particular trend cycle before and are glad to see it return because its generally a good sign re: people being accepting of each other, But Booker and Nile while hardly prudish, are definitely experiencing some culture shock. The other couples help them acclimate.

From: (Anonymous)

Inspired by this prompt in the fourth post (https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/2487.html?thread=399287#cmt399287):
"Nicolo is either one of the princes who came to court princesse Jasmine or a member of a royal family who’s accompanying the prince. Jafar sees him and decides that this princeling will be his and starts his own courtship."
Anyway, I'm now obsessed with the idea of Jafar offering Nicolo jewels shaped like snakes (armband, bracelet, ring, whatever you prefer!) and poor Nicolo not knowing how to deal with this without offending his hosts, while fully realizing that this gift has a very possessive aspect (the guy walks arounf with a snake staff! it's not hard to make the connection)
If you want to add Yusuf, by all means, the more the merrier!

From: (Anonymous)

Once upon a time they ended up in a cave with some cursed artifacts or alien technology and suddenly Booker had a boner that wouldn’t go away and Joe and Nicky got tired of hearing him jerk himself raw in misery and decided to help a bro out.

Whatever that means to you. Maybe they both helped or maybe one helped and the other kept guard? Or maybe they took turns? Free rein.

+Bonus - And then maybe the aftermath. Is it something they joke about? Or is it something that’s is never mentioned again out of guilt and shame? Or is it something that sparks a tradition of inviting Booker into their bed?

Lay it on me.