theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #1

Prompt Post #1

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AU. Nicky is a priest of the Moon, Joe worships the Sun. They have ritualistic sex during a sun eclipse, worshiping their gods and each other bodies.

Every decade or so, Joe and Nicky take turns picking someone to invite into their bed for a special occasion - and as one of them is gay and the other bi/pan, the someone is sometimes a woman.

idk, I just want Joe and Nicky in modern day sparring with their Crusades-era weapons. If it turns sexy, all the better.

For the love of god, somebody fill this. Please. If I had a kidney to give I’d offer one for a fill.

Nile's a US Marine. I know one (1) thing about Marines, and that is that they are issued Horny at boot camp. Give me Nile wanting Andy's pussy bad.

Drive-by rec for this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25495561

It's Joe/Nicky/Nile, Joe and Nicky have a special way of welcoming someone to the team. (Fucking. The special way is fucking.) Joe's bi and Nicky's gay.

Oh fuck seconded so hard

+1000 SAME I would like to SEE it!!!!

Harem AU
Nicolo is gifted to/bought by Yusuf for his harem. He’s not initially happy with his situation and plans to resist but Yusuf showers him with gifts, compliments, affection, writes poetry for him and before he knows it, Nicolo is gagging for it.

PLEASE

When Joe and Nicky first get to Merrick Pharmaceuticals, they're separated. They start talking about each other and Joe's speech is very similar to the speech in the van, loving and poetic. Nicky spends the entire time talking about Joe's wonderful cock.

Nicky's all nice and clean-shaven. You think he just runs an electric razor over that adorable jaw? When he's got a perfectly good soulmate with steady hands right there? I think the fuck not, friends.

Joe carefully, lovingly shaving Nicky, please.

🎶 Talkin' about fitrah on the meme. 🎶

If Joe's dick gets cut off does it grow back circumcised? Does he have to recirumcise himself? Does his foreskin grow back if that happens? Does Nicky help?

Quynh or Noriko has Andy in her clutches and decides to just make her come forever, as you do.

Would it even have to get cut off, or does the foreskin just grow back every time they die as part of a full-body reset? Do they retain any scars or injuries from before their first deaths? What's funnier and/or angstier and/or sexier?

Important questions! Should be explored! It doesn't LOOK like they have scars or ink, does it?

When it was just the three of them.

Seconded, oh so very much seconded!

They do have piercings, which argues that not everything gets shoved out/reset. That argues that something like a piercing or tattoo that's designed to take advantage of the body's natural healing might stick around for a while. And they can clearly shave and get haircuts, so their body hair doesn't automagically regenerate every time they die.

I'm not sure where circumcision falls on this scale, though!

Everyone learns to get really good at massage to help Andy with the soreness and creakiness now that she doesn't instantly heal up every bruise and sprain. Happy endings optional; I just want the team taking turns making Andy's muscles turn to jelly, platonically or sexually.

They've got two dicks, she's got two holes. They all like each other a lot.

Happy ending (Booker was forgiven, Andy is still immortal) where the group finally has some peace and quiet to finally, properly, welcome Nile into their ranks.

Bonuses:

+If because of their bond they can sort of sense each other, have some sort of psychic connection

+Rimming

+Nile sitting on Booker's face.

Nonnie this prompt is beautiful; I'm going to snag it.

Just a few quick questions: Are they waxing poetic/mouthing off to the guards? Can the other still hear them?

Any no-nos for kinks or sexual positions/situations?

*stares at this prompt*

*turns to look at BA in History*

*turns to look at books on the history of sexuality in the Levant and Middle East*

imma just...

*takes prompt and puts it gently into folder*

Any hard nos, nonnie?

They still immortal? You okay with some historical time fudgery?

I am not the OP, but I want to register how THRILLED I am when history nerds show up in this fandom. Yeeeessssss, tell me details about your area of specialty, baby! Put some footnotes in it.

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Prompt Post #1

Nicky/Joe, AU, ritualistic sex, religion

Joe/Nicky/F, special occasion threesome

Joe/Nicky, sword fighting in modern day

Re: Joe/Nicky, sword fighting in modern day

Nile/Andy, Nile is horny

Re: Joe/Nicky/F, special occasion threesome

Re: Joe/Nicky, cock-warming

Re: Joe/Nicky, sword fighting in modern day

Joe/Nicky harem AU

Re: Joe/Nicky, sword fighting in modern day

Joe/Nicky, Nicky talks dirty

Joe/Nicky, Joe shaving Nicky

Joe/Nicky, circumcision

Quynh|Noriko/Andy, orgasm torture

Re: Joe/Nicky, circumcision

Re: Joe/Nicky, circumcision

Andy/Quynh/Lykon - Threesome

Re: Joe/Nicky, self-flagellation, kneeling, blood, gentle D/s

Re: Joe/Nicky, circumcision

Andy/everyone, massage

Andy/Nicky/Joe, vaginal + anal DP

Andy/Booker/Joe/Nicky/Nile

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky talks dirty

Re: Joe/Nicky harem AU

Re: Joe/Nicky harem AU