theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #1

Prompt Post #1

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I love an appreciate both versions of this prompt and would love a story that combines them too!

Do you have a link handy??

(and I agree with anon above. More pain!)

DA

Unless there's more I missed, I think this is the one:

under the sea by BeStillMySlashyHeart
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25369888

I'm not fond of the writing style, but cold scary killer Nicky is definitely RTMI.

You know that scene in the comics of Noriko putting a chain around Booker's neck and telling him she owns him?

That.

With less drowning and more terrible sexy sexiness.

Quynh knows what Kozak wants: tissue samples, the others, and especially Andy.
Quynh is happy to give them to her—if Kozak is a good girl.

Someone gets decapitated. Someone else on the team has to carry their head around until the body can regrow.
Details and level of crack vs angst up to you.

Cold scary killer Nicky is very, very RTMI but (no shade on SubOP) I have such a cringe/squick for the premise, I hope people write scary Nicky in other fics!

OP

I would love to see someone combine them, too!

We should figure out how to prompt this. "Write Nicky being scary" is a little vague. But it's, you know, hot.

Joe could always be hurt in a different way!

DA

YES.

I kind of want a fic where one of these (or both of them, not picky) has had quite a bit of experience before entering an eternal monogamous relationship, and at some point tells the other about some of their past exploits, and the other one responds by seething with jealousy, or being incredibly turned on, or horrified (if it was dub/noncon) ... or all three at the same time.

Like, for example Nicky tells Joe all about his 15-year old self getting groped by creepy priests at the monastery.

Basically, the short version is: I want at least one of them having an actual sexual past before they meet, and I want the other one to have a strong reaction to hearing the details. I'm flexible re: who's doing the telling and what the other's response is.

If the whole thing ends with them having sex, all the better.

Nicky is massively hung. And fucks Joe. That's it. That's the prompt.

I'll leave the details to you, my friend.

Andy has to pretend to be Quynh's slave for Reasons.

Joe likes getting tied up. Nicky likes having Joe at his mercy.

You are Valid, nonny.

At some point in their murderfest, Nicky revives quickly enough to get Joe trussed up and over the back of a horse, and hauls him back to the Crusader lines as a prisoner. The other Italians proceed to do terrible, terrible things to Joe.

Dubcon-y hatesex while trying to kill each other in the Crusades, please and thank you.

I could go for a fluff fic about the time Joe wondered if maybe Nicky was interested in other people. Nicky is a beautiful man, people flirt with him, and Nicky likes people (and all those things are also true about Joe but this is fluff logic, bear with me), maybe he wants to branch out. Maybe Joe's boring him? Maybe that's just a thing that's supposed to happen after the first three hundred years?

And then Nicky screws Joe's brains out because he's still 400% into Joe, the end.

Andy fucked Agrippina the Younger, y/y?

Pls take advantage of Nicky's canonical height compared to Joe

One of them shaves the other. Sexily?

Thanks for letting me play with this great premise :)

https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=19126#cmt19126

To quote a nonny who spoke right to my id, "There's no limit to the number of penetrative options when you're immortal, is there?"

Filthy darkness please. Is it Quynh's revenge torture? Is it the other way the team punishes Booker? You choose! Bonus points for dirty talk about coming inside of the wound/healing with come inside them.

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Prompt Post #1

Re: Keane/Nicky, gunplay (non-con)

Re: AU - either Nicky or Joe drowned

Re: AU - either Nicky or Joe drowned

Re: AU - either Nicky or Joe drowned

Quynh/Booker, post-movie, Quynh doing terrible sexy things to Booker

Quynh/Kozak - D/s

Anyone &/ Anyone - severed head

Re: AU - either Nicky or Joe drowned

Re: Keane/Nicky, gunplay (non-con)

Re: AU - either Nicky or Joe drowned

Re: AU - either Nicky or Joe drowned

Re: AU - either Nicky or Joe drowned

Nicky/Joe, past Nick/M or Joe/M, Talking about past experiences

Nicky/Joe, top! Nicky, size kink

Andy/Quynh, pretend slave

Joe/Nicky, rope bondage

Re: Nicky/Joe, top! Nicky, size kink

Joe/m, non-con, 1099, it's Nicky's fault

Joe/Nicky hatesex

Joe/Nicky, Joe worries Nicky's getting bored

Andy/Agrippina the Younger

Nicky/Joe, manhandling

Joe/Nicky, shaving

Re: Nicky/Joe, giving up sex for Lent - FILLED

Anyone, Wound fucking