theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #1

Prompt Post #1

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We know Nicky was a priest before he met Joe. That means he trained somewhere: maybe as an apprentice to a local priest, maybe in a university, maybe in a monastery. Either way, it was an all-male environment, and Nicky was pretty.

Handjobs with the other priests in training, please!

+ 1000

I didn't realize I needed this but I do.

I really liked the idea of either them falling into a world where werewolves/vampire/other fantasy creatures exist or finding out they exist in their own world but I liked the idea of them finding out when Andy is turned in to an immortal fantasy creature and having to deal with the fallout of that. She's only just become mortal again and hasn't really dealt with that an now she's a new type of immortal creature.

Would be open to any f/f Andy ship and canon ships.

Andy and Quynh get a copy of the Kama Sutra and try it out.

They all share sleeping space all the time, even separately couple up. But once in awhile, someone reaches across the gap.

(Who does what to whom is up to you, but DNW shy or passive Nicky (or anyone else). In fact would be very happy if it’s his idea.)

Any configuration of the team, any era, cuddling platonically. I just really love the way Andy and the guys hug at the beginning, and the fact that they all sleep in the same room at the safe house. They're obviously very comfortable, intimate, and tactile with one another, both in combat and in their down time.

Joe and Nicky hire a lady for a threesome.

This time they hire a guy.

I honestly don't know how it'd work, but I'm sure they figured it out at some point.

Sometimes Joe is overcome with how beautiful Nicky is and just has to worship him.

Orally.

Joe and Nicky and the first time they try [insert sex act here]. Can be as vanilla or as kinky as you want.

Inspired by this Pride variant cover:
https://64.media.tumblr.com/6642c3e4b07523ce7e78b0e33b4a7de7/00213d777284fb7f-c3/s1280x1920/ebe1487facd54b71f5bb02dee041a2214b333977.jpg

Joe and Nicky kill the bad guys and don't feel like waiting till they're cleaned up before fucking.

I've latched on to the notion that Nicky was Quynh|Noriko's favorite. She taught him to shoot and to fight more gracefully. I'd love to see any scene of them with her mentoring him.

Bonus points if the two of them have to go rescue Andy and Joe from some trouble.

Because of that one scene.

It's not that Nicky's particularly observant these days. It's that six weeks of celibacy drives Joe wild.

I want you to know that I love and appreciate both versions of this prompt.

Losing their sister hurt all of them. Joe and Nicky were devastated; it's just that beside Andy, all grief pales. I'd like to see them all mourning the loss. (Feel free to read this non-platonically and include comfort sex, if you like.)

Ahahaha :D Love it!

Hurt me, kinksters. I want to see the AU where it was Nicky or Joe in the ocean, with Andy and Quynh|Noriko left with the grieving widow.

FWIW there's already an AO3 fic with this premise! (it's Joe)

Listen, Mediterranean cuisine is great for sexily feeding tidbits to the love of your life who is of the people you'd been taught to hate.

*bangs table*

MORE PAIN!

Post-movie group sex where they all take very good care of newly mortal Andy, sexually. Can be pre- or post-Booker's exile.

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Prompt Post #1

Nicky/m, handjobs

Re: Nicky/m, handjobs

Re: Joe/Nicky, cock-warming

Urban fantasy crossover/fusion

Andy/Quynh, Kama Sutra

Nicky/Joe/Andy/Quynh - Fourgy

Team, platonic cuddling

Joe/Nicky/f, hiring a hooker

Joe/Nicky/m, hiring a hooer

Andy/Noriko|Quynh, sex on horseback

Joe/Nicky, body worship

Joe/Nicky, first times

Joe/Nicky, blood covered post-battle sex

Quynh|Noriko & Nicky, mentorship

Keane/Nicky, gunplay (non-con)

Joe/Nicky, gunplay (consensual)

Nicky/Joe, giving up sex for Lent

Re: Keane/Nicky, gunplay (non-con)

Andy&Joe&Nicky, grieving Quynh|Noriko

Re: Nicky/Joe, giving up sex for Lent

AU - either Nicky or Joe drowned

Re: AU - either Nicky or Joe drowned

Nicky/Joe, hand-feeding

Re: AU - either Nicky or Joe drowned

Andy/Nile/Joe/Nicky(/Booker?) - caring