So in my head I had a list of things, in order, that these two should do:

- Name the damn horse
- Building a fucking door
-FEATHERS IN A MATTRESS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA NICOLO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

The new list is as follows:
- Mattress first, preferably a washable cover?
- Christen the mattress
- Once more for good measure
- Third time's the charm for these thirsty bitches
- Get a door as an apology to the chickens who saw you christening the bed.
- Name your goddamn horse, Yusuf