Hey, how's he supposed to know that? He's not used to this 'mutual masturbation with my immortal-life partner' thing. It could be normal! Anything could be normal! :P

I was going to be like 'I'm working on it!' (I am), but, uh... the next installment, which I just have to edit, is an entirely PG-13 conversation in which they agree to not do that at all. So sorry.

(But I am working on it! XD)