Okay, I was trying to get this up before work and splitting it up was such a pain that I kept messing up the html and stuff and didn't have time to try and fix it, so to hell with it. I've never used this account for anything anyway, so ignore the overitalicized parts b/c (mods feel free to delete) and just go read the whole thing deanoned here: https://salazar-quinn.dreamwidth.org/271.html

Hope that's okay. :)