But a polymorous relationship could also be a good thing- you have a built in support group right there. Show me the building relationships, the intimacy, the comfort of knowing there’s this group of people who shares in your life and is there for you. And honestly? I hate standard relationships because being the sole emotional focus of another person 24/7 can be both exhausting and intimidating. I’ve avoided dating for the last decade for this reason.

You could have the guard fill out out the rest of the harem and that right there? That would be an emotional security blanket that I can get behind.