theoldguardkinkmeme | Post Prompt #5

Post Prompt #5

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A/B/O'verse - Joe is an alpha and Nicky is an omega - the rest of the team's designations can be whatever the author wants.

They're all locked in a cage, and a few hours in, a couple of guards come and take Nicky out of the cage.

It becomes obvious what's happening when the rest of the bad guys turn up and a comment is made about Nicky being 'about to show them a good time'.

They don't take him out of the room, so the team is forced to watch (or hear for those who can't bear to watch) Nicky get raped by the bad guys. Afterwards, he's thrown back in the cage (naked and covered in cum).

Bonus points if he flinches from Joe. Not because he's scared, but because he knows he stinks of other alphas and his subconscious fears Joe will reject him. (Which, of course, he would never do.)

Something goes wrong on a mission, and Nicky gets brutally raped. He heals from the wounds and whoever took him removed and destroyed his comms device, so none of the team know it happened. He tries to keep it a secret (reason is up to the author, maybe he's ashamed of not being able to fight the person/people off), but he starts flinching when someone touches him and he hasn't been intimate with Joe, giving all sorts of excuses.

Give me all of the comfort when Joe finds out, and the two of them carefully navigating their first time together after the rape. Bottom!Nicky, please.

Nicky wakes up one morning and quickly realised he’s not in Kansas anymore. Him and joe live an idyllic suburban live, with a white picket fence and two kids, no immortality, no going out to kill the bad guys. Andy and Quynh + the rest are the neighbours. None of them seem to remember their old lives.

Is this heaven? An alternate reality? A computer simulation? Is he the only one real and the rest is just facsimiles or are they all real and he’s the only one to retain his memories? Should he play along? Can he get out? Should he? Should he stay?

Happy ending please.

This is terrible and heartbreaking in all the ways I love. Seconded!

Nicolo is still a priest, travelling with the Crusaders. Yusuf is a general in the army that defeats the men Nicolo is with.

In return for the victory his men won, each of them is allowed to choose one survivor from the other side to take as a slave - the chosen man is offered the choice of death or life as a slave. The only one not offered that choice is Nicolo, because Yusuf wants him, and Yusuf *will* have him.

+100 If the first time Yusuf fucks Nicolo, it's in front of the defeated men, to solidify their loss and Yusuf's victory over them

CNC = Consensual Non-Consent

Joe and Nicky have a kink for rape play. It's all consented to beforehand, and they have check-in signals and safewords, but sometimes, Joe will growl into Nicky's ear that he's been a teasing little slut all day and then pin Nicky down and make him take his cock while Nicky struggles against it.

The team stays at the Rosebud motel for a couple of nights. Shenanigans ensue!
Pre-finale, please, so everyone is there.

Bonuses:
- one of them is a massive Moira fan
- Patrick and David collectively pant after Joe or Nicky
- Johnny’s foot-in-mouth syndrome
- Alexis tries to bond with Nile

Omfg pleeeeeease

+10000

Ouch! I love this sort of angst, thirded!

In the interlude between them getting away from the labs and the judgement at the pub (which had to be at the very least 12h if not 24 or more).

Booker feels terrible about Andy's injury, about getting Joe and Nicky tortured, about what would have happened to them if Nile hadn't saved the day and he finds himself genuinely wishing one of them would just haul him up and hit him, it would be better than stewing in his guilt, and the weight of their silent hurt, disapointment and anger.

Nicky is a total slut who loves sucking cock, and Joe gets off on seeing his husband suck other men.

The love going to local glory holes, where Nicky gets on his knees and sucks any cock that comes through the hole, and Joe is with him, murmuring about how much of a cock-hungry slut he married. (Not in a derogatory way, more in a 'I love this about you' way.)

Booker doesn't seem to regret his actions until he realises that Andy is now mortal, and those regrets seems to focus purely around Andy. Even in the lab, he pretty much blames Joe and Nicky for having each other.

When Quynh finds him, her lust for revenge against the people who she sees as abandoning her feeds Booker's darkness that focuses on Joe and Nicky having an easier time with their immortality because they're together.

Booker's always found Nicky attractive, and it's easy enough for him to persuade Quynh that the best way to torture the entire team is to take Nicky from them.

They manage to take Nicky from the team and focus their anger on him. Torture, with a sexual component, including rape. (Maybe Quynh drowns Nicky while Booker is raping him.)

How do the rest of the team get him back? How much carnage does Joe leave in his wake in recovering Nicky.

Dark!Booker all the way; he's not coming back from this one.

Yesssss

Merrick as a sort of Starz' Spartacus-inspired lord or emperor type of personage, who owns a harem of slaves made up of the Old Guard (you can include Keane and Copley as more favoured slaves or more loyal servants too if you'd like). Some of them are warriors that he makes fight for him in the gladiator ring, some of them are house slaves he forces to coddle him and take care of his every whim, but all of them he uses for sexual gratification when he feels like it. And sometimes he's a kinky mf and makes them do weird things to/for him. (Thinking a lot about that scene where he wanders very close to Joe and his men warn him to stay away and Joe headbutts him, and he looks intrigued by that experience before taking pleasure in stabbing him.) None of the Old Guard enjoy any of this and have zero loyalty to him, and maybe eventually they successfully murder him and escape, although I don't require that to be happy with this prompt.

Absolutely not looking for historical accuracy here.

AU world where slavery is legal, and people are ordered into slavery by courts. Nicky has been set up by a friend or family member to take the fall for their crime, and he gets found guilty and sent to slave training.

Joe, Andy, Booker, Nile, and Quynh are all trainers in the slave training facility that Nicky gets sent to. Copley manages it, and he decides that Nicky is best suited to being a body slave.

The others are all responsible for breaking Nicky down and making him into the best sex slave he could be. This means preparing him for any kinks his new owner may have and making Nicky understand that his body no longer belongs to him, and he has no right to say no.

All the bonus points if, after the training, when he goes up for auction, it's Joe who buys him.

Booker runs a bar and his friend Joe comes to keep him company while he works.

One day a cute guy is at the bar next to Joe and Booker knows Joe really wants to talk to him so Booker is loudly talking to Joe about the dating grind to get the guy to realize Joe is interested

Just as Joe is about to say something, Merrick slips in between them and starts hitting on Nicky

It is very awkward and Booker and Joe are laughing at Merrick's attempt to seduce Nicky with awful pick up lines- when Merrick leaves, Nicky is laughing with them and leaves Joe his number

Joe and Nicky are maybe at a club, at an event, something where it's obvious they're a couple and another man comes up to proposition them. Do they take him home? Do they say they're flattered? What happens?

I know nothing of shadowhunters but wing kink and grooming is hnnngggnnnggg so yes please

now all i can think of is a 5+1 of times andy did butch shit (using power tools, going to home depot; those fun tropes) and then one time she was femme.

lol

what stupid morons, i love this prompt

I don’t know or care how, but somehow Andy, Nicky and Quinn are suddenly turned into children they had been in their respective pasts. Now poor Joe, Nile and Booker, yes, he’s been allowed back, now have to deal and take care of them until they return to their right ages.
Little Quinn is a sweet, intelligent, precocious child, always up for some fun, and seems for the most part a regular hyper active child.
Little Nicky is so very very quite, always hiding and sneaking around like a little ghost, all big unsettling watching eyes and knobby elbows and knees, worryingly thin and utterly filthy! He’s literally infested with flies and Nile is freaking out because she’s seriously wondering if they need to worry about plague.

As for Little Andy... she can only be described as a naked mud cover snarling monster. And she’s not afraid of anything or anyone... and she bites. A lot! (Though she seems to adore Quinn, giving her shinny rocks and dead birds)

Scene: Nile and Joe looking Exhausted, creeped out and very worried as they watch the small dark figure hiss at them as it moved above in the high rafters of the large house their staying in. Joe still bloodied from their last attempt to capture Andy, the nasty bite marks on his neck and face still healing, while Nile is regrowing some fingers and Booker is grumbling from his sprawled spot on the the floor.

Quinn meanwhile is happily humming while drawing on a wall with a knife and Nicky is in the kitchen having knocked over the rubbish bin and is eating garbage.

As fun or as serious as you want it!

Either during or right after WW2 Nicky and Joe took care of an orphan, offered him a home and raised him, but eventually had to fake their own deaths. They checked up in him occasionally but could never reveal themselves. Now he’s died and they both grief for him, but can’t even go to the funeral.

Well, Nile finds out, goes by herself and streams the whole thing for them. It’s a large ceremony, lots of people, he was a great, well loved man who he had touched many lives. One of his children gives eulogy and talks about his parents, the two men of different faiths and ethnicities that took him in and raised him, how he had always referred to them as his fathers, and how their love shaped him into becoming a good man everyone knew...

Nile was going to let Booker off with an apology, so obviously she’s not going to let a hundred years pass without contacting him. The two of them start texting, and sometimes having Zoom calls, and it’s honestly a lifeline for Booker.

Then one day he realises that he’s falling in love with her. Cue angst (he promised himself he would never love anyone but his wife, he’s terrified that she won’t feel the same way, he thinks he doesn’t deserve her after what he did to the team, etc) but eventual happy ending after she somehow finds out about his feelings

AU/team dynamic switch-up! Joe and Nicky did not live/die in the 1000s. The Old Guard rescue them as mortal kids/teens while on a mission. Joe and Nicky are competent/endearing during the rescue and also witness that the Old Guard are immortal. The Old Guard rarely take in children (because it's heartbreaking to outlive them) but Booker begs Andy to let Joe and Nicky stay with them as they have nowhere else to go. Booker is still grieving the death of his sons and maybe wants to help these two since they already know he's immortal and so can't resent him for it.

The team raises Joe and Nicky (but not as siblings since it's clear from the off that these two kids are sweet on each other), so Joe and Nicky grow up together as childhood sweethearts, learning how to fight/speak more languages etc. from their found family. But because they are mortal they are frustrated not to be fully involved in the missions and by the family's over-protectiveness.
But when they are in their 30s they die (one first or both together?) and the family mourns but then...guess what?? They're immortal!

- Bonus for Nile joining the Old Guard and not understanding why Joe and Nicky look a similar age to the others but refer to them sometimes like they are their parents/aunties.
Booker isn't looking for a way out of immortality! He's a cool French Dad! Yey!
- Quynh maybe got rescued early from the iron maiden? Because I need to see Auntie Quynh and Auntie Andy teaching Joe and Nicky how to fight.

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Post Prompt #5

Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Others, Non-con, A/B/O

Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Other, Non-con

Nicky/Joe - woke up in the wrong universe

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Other, Non-con

Joe/Nicky, Non-con, Spoils of War

Joe/Nicky, CNC

Schitt’s Creek crossover!

Re: Schitt’s Creek crossover!

Re: Joe/Nicky - 5+1 kinks

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Other, Non-con

Booker & team, he would rather they beat him

Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Others, Glory Hole

Booker/Quynh/Nicky, Non-Con, Torture

Re: Joe/Nicky, CNC

Merrick/all, historical fantasy slave harem

Rest of Guard/Nicky, Sex slave

Joe/Nicky + Getting Hit On At The Bar

Joe/Nicky/(OMC?) - Propositioned

Re: Shadow hunters au with angel wings

Re: Andy, gen, doing gay shit

Re: Nicky/Joe soulmate confusion

Child monsters

Joe/Nicky - the funeral of their son

Booker/Nile, pining

Team & Joe/Nicky, AU, Team raises Joe and Nicky