Post Prompt #5

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 To keep the prompt posts more manageable in size for modding, new prompts should be added in Prompt Post #6. 

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Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink are welcome (with the sole exception of sexual scenarios involving human(oid) characters under 14). 

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Comments

Re: Joe/Nicky, CNC

[(Anonymous)]

consensual non-consent is my JAM. Yes please.

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Others, Glory Hole

[(Anonymous)]

Hnnnnng yes please!

Re: Team & Joe/Nicky, AU, Team raises Joe and Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded so hard! This prompt just melts my heart. If Booker could just be a dad rather than a warrior, which was a role he never chose, I think he would find meaning in this life. Andy and Quynh would get the renewed hope that comes from optimistic youth and would be awesome aunties. Nile would have a more balanced immortal family for support as she enters this world. And Joe and Nicky would get love and support from parental figures (and of course still have each other).

Re: Joe/Nicky - ass grabbing

[(Anonymous)]

This! I want this!

Re: Joe/Nicky, CNC

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck yes hehehe

[(Anonymous)]

Persephone! Joe! and Hades! Nicky!

Re: Team & Joe/Nicky, AU, Team raises Joe and Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, wasn’t Booker in the army even before he became immortal??

Re: Team & Joe/Nicky, AU, Team raises Joe and Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. But he got forced. It was either that or go to prison.

Re: Nicky/Joe, Nicky struggles with Catholicism and his relationship with Joe

[(Anonymous)]

OP here: omg thank you for filling this!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Urgh this prompt is BEAUTIFUL

(NATM Crossover) The Team Dreams Of Ahkmenrah

[(Anonymous)]

So I realize in the Night At The Museum movies, because of the tablet and the fact that a mummy is an actual body, Ahkmenrah is essentially immortal. I wanna see the team dreaming of Ahkmenrah and how he is locked in his tomb

+At first Andy doesn't want to recruit Ahkmenrah considering they only just found Nile and Ahkmenrah's situation is too similar to Quynh's

++Copley ends up getting Ahkmenrah's coffin out of museum hands and brings the coffin to a safehouse for them to open. Inside the coffin they hear unearthly screaming and the coffin itself is shaking something awful and they realize that with the ancient tablet, Ahkmenrah has also essentially never actually died, he's just been sleeping on and off

+++The tablet also kind of helps explain why Ahkmenrah only comes awake at night; the tablet was cursed by his brother so that he may take the throne should Ahkmenrah fall mysteriously I'll so now the group has to deal with an Egyptian King who won't go the fuck to bed

++++Ahkmenrah is older than Andy I think since they aren't clear on when she was born or when her first death was so now Andy is also like well fuck now we have someone who's older than me but doesn't know shit how fun

+++++Nile doesn't know how to act around Ahkmenrah at first and even the team are like calling him your majesty or your highness and then they slowly get to know him better enough to drop the titles altogether since no one really has time

Also maybe the team was dreaming of Ahkmenrah's time as pharoah as well as him screaming and crying out for help while in his coffin in the museum? It would give some context as to who they're dreaming about. Also Booker comes back because I like him he's a good character and he doesn't deserve to be alone for so long when he obviously needs help.

Maybe Ahkmenrah discusses family with Booker, he talks about how his brother tried to kill him for the throne when Booker is talking about missing his family

Re: Joe/Nicky, CNC

[(Anonymous)]

WOW this! +1000! \o/

Team, forced into a group project

[(Anonymous)]

AU where the team is forced to take on a group project together. It could be for uni, work, charity project, or something else.

Maybe none of them know each other or maybe there are a one or two established friendships or relationships.

Joe/Nicky- transmasc Nicky

[(Anonymous)]

Just give me their story, especially their first meeting/deaths/beginning to travel together with trans man Nicolò

Re: Joe/Nicky - the funeral of their son

[(Anonymous)]

Oh I love this, someone please!

Re: Joe/Nicky, Non-con, Spoils of War

[(Anonymous)]

+1000

[(Anonymous)]

This content. I need this.
Would that make Andy Demeter? Is Keane Ares? Is Nile Aphrodite?! I already have so many feelings about this.

Trans Nile - coming back “correct”

[(Anonymous)]

I’ve seen a couple of prompts where the members of the old guards come back with incorrect genitalia so how about... trans woman Nile (or trans man Nile who never started transitioning) loses her body and comes back with all the bits she always wanted.
Because if their bodies knows to keep holes for piercings and haircuts, it can do this for them as well!

Nicky/Joe - little spoon Joe

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes Joe needs to be the little spoon.

Booker/Keane - sex worker Booker, care

[(Anonymous)]

Sex worker Booker comes home after a long weekend of intense subbing for this one lovely couple (Joe/Nicky or Andy/Quynh if you wish, or anyone else, that’s not important). His partner/husband Keane takes a good care of him, he knows how exhausting and demanding his job is.

If you really don’t like Keane you can go with Copley or even Andy.

Joe/Nicky, Nicky/others - consensual infidelity, humiliation

[(Anonymous)]

Nicky loves dressing up, going out to the clubs, picking up men, getting fucked in the stalls and blowing them in dirty alleys.
What he loves more is coming home to furious Joe who punished him for being a dirty, adulterous slut.
Yes: humiliation, degradation, dirty talking, s/m, spanking and whipping, rough fucking, toys, painplay, pre-negotiated noncon, orgasm denial, cbt
No: the rest of the guard being involved, actual dubcon or noncon, watersports, blood, biting

Pre-negotiated, consensual etc.

(Swap them around if you prefer)

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky/others - consensual infidelity, humiliation

[(Anonymous)]

Still op

If the idea of Nicky being actually unfaithful is making you uncomfortable, that part can be just roleplayed

Re: Booker/Keane - sex worker Booker, care

[(Anonymous)]

Okay this is actually really cute.

Re: Nicky/Joe - little spoon Joe

[(Anonymous)]

this is so cute!

Joe/Nicky, Joe begging

[(Anonymous)]

X times Joe begged, or a X + 1 time if you prefer. I just...have a need...to see Joe begging in various contexts, like sexual desperation, fear, being cute, flirtatiously, sincerely, tears in his eyes, any and all