Gimme Nicolo who was put into priesthood because he slept with a man and then forced to join the crusades because he slept with the priests.

Gimme Yusuf who has no problem with the concept of homosexuality as long as it is between a man and a young pretty boy, not this-hairy man-crusader!

+Nicky is the one who flirts

++they start having sex before they kiss (joe would only take him from behind at first)

+++Joe demands that Nicky shaves everywhere but keep his hair long

++++it takes ages before he agrees to bottom and even longer before Joe would use his mouth

Nicky is just kinda exasperated.