Prompt Post #3

[theoldguardkinkmeme]

 To keep the prompt posts more manageable in size for modding, this post is closed to new prompts for now. The next prompt post is going to open on August, 24. 

This post remains open, however, for you to link fills or express your excitement over prompts you would like to see filled.

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Remember: 

Any characters, any ship, any trope, any kink is welcome (with the sole exception of sexual scenarios involving human(oid) characters under 14). 

Each prompt gets a new comment directly under the post. Don't use threaded comments for new prompts. Only squee, encouragement, and links to fills go in the comments responding to individual prompts.

Prompts should be posted anonymously.

Please use a header with your character(s)/pairing and a keyword or short phrase (For example: "Andy/Quynh, Make-up sex" or "Nicky/Joe/Booker, first time DP").

Comments

Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

Come on, let’s fire up this kink meme.

Tentacle sex. I don’t care who has tentacles and who GETS tentacles *winks*

First rule of tentacle sex: the person who gets fucked is really into it. Like, ridiculously so.
Second rule of tentacle sex: Biology is more like a set vague guidelines than actual rules.

Re: Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, Quynh spent 500 years in the sea, just throwing it out there.

Re: Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

So now we know how she got free.

Re: Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god

Re: Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

I’ve been headcanoning that if they die in the same manner a lot they would heal to adapt to that circumstance, so Quynh would turn into a toothy mermaid. But I hadn’t considered tentacles yet and now I feel like I failed myself because UNF AND YES.

I’m super busy at work but I’m going to try and find time.

Re: Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god

Re: Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure this is the prompt that got Nicky to raise his eyes from the corner of the room and go:

"*sigh* you people need Jesus."

🤣🤣🤣

And by that I mean good prompt, OP.

Re: Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

Fine. Give me Jesus’ tumblr handle and I’ll personally ask him to write it.

Re: Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

**facepalms** GDI fandom...

Re: Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

i have had thoughts of one or more of the Guard as eldritch beings HMMM

Re: Tentacle sex

[(Anonymous)]

My headcanon for them is that they are angels and if you’ve ever seen an angel then you know that tentacles is the least wtf-y thing about them.

(I have to say I love how this prompt has everyone going)