Not to hijack a good prompt, but here are some dumb ways to die:

- epic fail at ice skating
- choking on breakfast
- drowning on a kiddie pool
- trying out auto-erotic asfixiation without a plan to get out
- *literally* choking on a dick
- "For the last time, I'm NOT sick!"
- "For the last time, YES! I know how to difuse a bomb!"
- stabbed by a baby
- "Didn't I tell you to look both ways before crossing the street?"
- "Yes, I can fly a plane! How hard can it be?"
- "I bet I can get back to life faster."

Anyway, good prompt!