theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #3

Prompt Post #3

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When Joe and Nicky need to unwind, they visit whatever local BDSM club they can find.

Dom!Joe / sub!Nicky, please

During a mission, Joe gets attacked by a wolf that the bad guy keeps as a guard 'dog'. Only, when Nicky puts a bullet in the wolf's head, it changes into a man.

The group realise that Joe's immortality hasn't overcome the werewolf bite when his senses start getting sharper.

Cue Joe trying to come to terms with the fact that he's a werewolf and how he's going to have to control it. Especially since every time he looks at Nicky, something inside him screams Mate and he wants to pin Nicky down and stake a claim on him.

+10 for Nicky being Joe's anchor
+100 for Joe locking himself away the first full moon because he doesn't know if he'll be able to control the wolf, and Nicky refusing to leave him in the cage alone
+1000 for Nicky never being scared of Joe (although he's certainly scared for Joe at times), because regardless of what form Joe's in, he's still Nicky's husband
+Infinity Joe fucks Nicky when he's in wolf form and knots him (Nicky is totally on board with this)

Like a couple of other prompts on here, this involves Keane waking up after he's been killed by Joe, as a new immortal. However, since the group all met Keane already, none of them dream about him, so no one knows he's now immortal.

This means, when he decides the best way to get back at Joe is to take Nicky, no one know he's the reason Nicky vanishes one day.

Weeks later, Quynh turns up. She's been dreaming about Keane, because she never met him, and she's been seeing the abuse he's putting Nicky through. She's still angry at them for not finding her, but Nicky's still her brother, and while she's happy to torture him for giving up the search for her, along with Andy and Joe, she's not willing to leave Nicky to Keane's revenge.

Me, reading this prompt: this is a good prompt
Me, getting to this part “ Joe fucks Nicky when he's in wolf form and knots him (Nicky is totally on board with this)”: this is a galaxy brain prompt that needs to be filled or the gods will get angry

https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=278454#cmt278454

It's very short but the scenario you painted made that come out of me fully formed. I really hope it's at all satisfying for you, I'm sorry if it's not! Thank you for the prompt!

I absolutely did one of these already. Not high grade crack, but still crack.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25738087

yesssssss

Oh hell yes.

Seconded!

So I adore nbc's Hannibal and thought hey The Old Guard team are all immortal, what if they were kidnapped by Hannibal Lecter?

They don't think anything of it because Booker went to Hannibal for therapy. Then they found out Hannibal was more than a psychiatrist in bespoke suits with flowery language after Booker doesn't show up to their safe house

Never let it be said cannibalism wasn't on Andy's lost of ways to die anyway, given the amount of years she's lived

Um, holy shit, I'm so into this.

Seconded!

Holy hell the fannibal in me adores this prompt. Someone else should fill it so I don't add it to my list.

Based on a certain scene in Die Pfeiler der Macht (A Dangerous Fortune) that Luca Marinelli is in.

The boys in late 19th century high society for whatever reason, dressed to the nines and losing their minds over how good the other looks, though of course they can't do anything about it in a crowded party.

Except when they do get alone, the game continues: they only touch themselves, and its a test of who will be the first to give in and get their hands on each other. That being said, they're both very patient, so perhaps they both simply get off while watching each other, with some solid ravishing afterwards.

Basically all those slow, sexy seductive vibes as a way to keep things fun.

I just want the girls to gang up on Booker. Some ideas you don't have to run with unless you want to:

- Andy and Quynh taking turns pegging and/or riding him
- feminization ("forced" or not)
- chastity play
- a fucked out, blissed out Booker who loves being dominated by powerful women

Merrick decides to play a little game with the immortals. He separates Joe and Nicky- leaves Joe in the labs and Nicky gets buried alive somewhere in London

If the team finds Nicky, they can leave

If Keane finds Nicky, then Nicky stays with Merrick to be a lab rat for the rest of his life

+There is a timer- Merrick set it for 24 hours. He also cheated and gave Keane clues (not the outright location but still he's a little rat bastard)

++The team and Keane get there at the same time- Andy, and Booker are holding Keane off while Nile helps Joe with unburying Nicky

+++Lots of comfort from the team after they get to a safehouse- Joe keeps Nicky on bedrest and cuddles him, Nile shows off how she's learning Italian and Andy buys baklava on her own and eats it with Nicky and guesses where it's from to make him smile and Booker is slower to coming around but he doesn't get exiled

Not a Titanic AU, but Joe & Nicky on that doomed voyage together, how they get through it and the aftermath. any rating

FILL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25904542

I would love love love to see Nile being inducted into the group's poly dynamic. I'd prefer it if Nile is into it as well, has always wanted a group of lovers, casual intimacy, etc.
They gently coach her through what each of them like ie: Joe likes to be ridden hard, Andy likes her nipples being teased, and so on. They're all sexy and have eternity to spend together.

Thank you!

Pleeeeass

OK so I'm Lutheran not Catholic, and we always host Vacation Bible School over the summer for tall the neighborhood kids (basically a summer camp for kids to learn about Jesus and sing songs and play games) for a week. Basically you say a morning prayer, then the kids are split into groups and do activities to learn about Jesus

Modern AU where Nile volunteers to help out at her local church as a counselor for Vacation Bible School and ropes Booker, Joe, Andy and Quynh into helping out because the church was low on volunteers

+Quynh is on arts and crafts station, Andy is on games station, and Booker becomes the group leader to bring the kids to each activity. Nile helps out with leading the morning prayer and Joe is on kitchen duty for when the kids need lunch

++Joe is absolutely smitten with the hot priest at Nile's church and they all tease him- at one point Andy is singing Jesus Loves Me but replacing Jesus with Nicky to make fun

+++Nile told Nicky beforehand her friends either don't practice Christianity (Joe practices Islam) or they are just here to help out so Nicky doesn't force them into morning prayer or anything because they're already being nice enough to help out when they don't have to, and not everyone practices the same way

Hmmm. Would you be okay with Nicky being restrained on the table versus the chair?

So Marwan Kenzari also played Jafar in the 2019 Aladdin movie, and so I want to see something where Andy, Nile and Booker left Joe and Nicky at the safehouse to give them some alone time

When they come back, they hear an argument, and go in, but then they find Joe and someone who looks identical to Joe using Nicky as a rug of war rope because they're arguing over who truly gets to be with Nicky

+Nicky woke up that morning trying to kiss Joe awake and maybe have some sexy times and then he realizes as soon as he feels a clean shaven mouth against the back of his neck he's bolting out of bed and finds the real Joe in the kitchen making breakfast

++Jafar joins them in the kitchen and puts a sleeping spell on Nicky and Joe is just like "Brother stop trying to steal the love of my life you always do this!"

+++The team walks in and hears Joe arguing with someone and they walk into the kitchen to find Joe yelling with an identical twin over an unconscious Nicky

++++Joe explains Jafar is his long lost asshole brother who he didn't tell the team because he isn't technically immortal, he's using some form of dark magic and he's an asshole

+++++Booker plays family therapist between the brothers and Nile and Andy are watching like it's a movie because honestly watching Joe and Jafar bicker over Nicky like he's the last cookie in the cookie jar is absolutely hilarious

Omg, the potential! I’m so tempted even though I’m in the middle of writing so many other fics and haven’t seen the new Aladdin.

I guess I’m saying I might write this but if anyone else is also tempted, the more the merrier (and don’t wait for me).

The team plays Uno and they can't decide on the rules so it devolves into chaos because Nile has to play couples counselor because Nicky insists the rules are different in Italian and Joe threatened a divorce meanwhile Andy keeps screaming Uno even when no one has Uno and Booker keeps stacking cards which everyone agrees your not supposed to and I guess they aren't having family game night anymore

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Prompt Post #3

Joe/Nicky, BDSM Club

Joe/Nicky, Werewolf!Joe

Joe/Nicky, Andy/Quynh Nicky/Keane, Non-con, immortal!Keane

Re: Joe/Nicky, Werewolf!Joe

FILLED Re: Joe/Booker, hardcore noncon

Re: Team, Crack treated seriously

Re: Andy/Nile, Daddykink

Re: Andy/Nile, Daddykink

Re: Joe/Nicky, BDSM Club

NBC Hannibal Crossover + The Team Gets Held Captive By Hannibal Lecter

Re: Joe/Nicky, Werewolf!Joe

Re: Booker/Joe/Nicky - competency kink, sword play

Re: NBC Hannibal Crossover + The Team Gets Held Captive By Hannibal Lecter

Joe/Nicky, 19th century European high society

Andy/Booker/Quynh, femdom

Nicky/Joe + Nicky Buried Alive

Joe/Nicky- Titanic

FILL: Nicky/Joe, hand kink

All/Nile - Introducing the newest immortal into their poly group

Re: Joe/Nicky, BDSM Club

Nicky/Joe + Hot Priest & Helping Out At Church

Re: Nicky & Booker Gen + Nicky Tied To A Chair & Forcibly Touched/Given A Handjob

Nicky/Joe (Jafar/Nicky) + Aladdin 2019 Crossover, Jafar is Joe's Brother & They Fight Over Nicky

Re: Nicky/Joe (Jafar/Nicky) + Aladdin 2019 Crossover, Jafar is Joe's Brother & They Fight Over Nicky

Old Guard Team + Playing Uno