theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #3

Prompt Post #3

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After a brutal fight, the surviving immortal waits for the others to wake up.

I'd prefer Booker as the one waiting but any other character is fine (or it can be one of those 5+1 fics)

Oh I love this ❤

What better way to make Keane regret what he did than by using him as their own personal slut? He's strong, sure, but they have the rest of the Guard on their side should he decide to disobey.

Fucking hell go off. Someone pls

Let’s say it’s an au where there’s no Crusades but Nicolò still somehow ends up in Africa.

He decides to lose his virginity to a man. He is recommended Yusuf.

Yusuf is a high-end prostitute who specialises in deflowering skittish virgins like Nicolò. He’s got his own apartments where Nicolò can spend a whole day, take a bath, relax, listen to Yusuf’s poetry, make love to him. Yusuf allows no shame, teaches Nicolò how to love his own body and its needs.

I love this, I need this, I want to read five different takes in this.

Joe makes for a very comforting octopus. Nicky doesn't mind sharing.

5+1 times, poly!team, platonic smarm - anything works!

Please.

Please.

(One more time) Please.

Joe can handle himself. He's competent and smart, and frankly quite eloquent in less than ideal situations, but some days, the vitriol gets to him, and he's weighing his options with handling a small minded bastard. It's different when it's himandNicky. It's different when he's defending family. When he's defending himself, there's sometimes that question of "Is it fucking worth it?"

Then Nicky punches the guy and ends that conversation.

Early on their journey, Nicky and Joe meet one of Joe's "old friends."

They get to talking and over too much wine and too many jokes, the truth comes out, and OMC (playfully) teases Joe about being shy and sweet.

+ If they're not together yet.
++ If Nicky doesn't know why he's jealous.

I just want to know how it happened! Could be a completely different prompt and Joe lost it to Nicky.

Just how did Joe do the do?

Mmmmmm, this is id porn for me. yes please.

filled here:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25882927/chapters/63107533

(the second one, hope you don't mind an art fill)

seconding this lovely prompt <3

I’ve been headcanoning that if they die in the same manner a lot they would heal to adapt to that circumstance, so Quynh would turn into a toothy mermaid. But I hadn’t considered tentacles yet and now I feel like I failed myself because UNF AND YES.

I’m super busy at work but I’m going to try and find time.

Omg yes please

O0
Ooooh. I didn’t think anyone would bite :)
I’m into Joe really appreciating how Nicky looks and behaves and being very vocal about it.

Otherwise I’m honestly game for anything!
Let that beautiful stallion out of his stable ;)

I really want to know what Nicky hitting on someone, seriously and with intent, looks like. And by someone I mean Joe specifically, obviously. Has Joe forgotten, over the centuries, what it's like to be under that kind of intensity?

Nile and Joe, painting each other's nails.

+ bonus Nicky complimenting Joe's nails.

Out of curiosity: would the foursome cross the streams?

I have this feeling that if we make enough immortal Keane prompts they will make it happen in the sequel haha

I've been thinking a lot about what it means to be 900+ years and watching how the treatment of people of color change (or not really) throughout the years - especially when your significant other (and really all your friends) are white.

I want to read this!

As Nile starts to learn more Italian and Arabic, it begins to dawn on her that their sweet, mild-mannered former priest has a shockingly filthy mouth when he's aroused. Joe is well aware, and absolutely loves it.

The 2 ultimate power couples just hanging out! They have so much in common and completely understand what it is to be so in love and passionate- and not giving a shit what others and society think. The Addams of course absolutely adore Andy, who maybe had a ‘thing’ with Grandma Addams back in the day, and they’ve worked with the family over the years, the Addams are one of their very very few trusted friends and allies that knows about their immortality and where the Old Guard gets their best swords, blades and poisons.

Maybe the Old Guard and the various Addams‘ ancestors of the past habe bumped into each other over the millennia. So maybe the Old Guard are coming back from a mission and need a safe place to stay and recuperate, when Joe remembers that their friends the Addams live in this area and Gomez is always demanding they all come and visit more. Poor Nicky and his friend Morticia haven’t gotten to hang out since the last time they stocked up to destroy that last Drug Cartel!
Nile thought her new family was weird... But These Addams. She finds herself commiserating with Wednesday, who’s also weird but at least around her own age.

Serious/Humor/adventure- just have fun with this!

Yes! What a good idea!

Seconded!

*whispers* +1 please

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Prompt Post #3

Whole team, wake

Re: Joe/Nicky + Kissing Away The Pain

Nicky/Joe/immortal!Keane; noncon as punishment

Re: Joe + Team , they don't always see racism

Nicky/Joe - prostitute Yusuf, first time

Re: Nicky/Joe/immortal!Keane; noncon as punishment

Whole Team, Joe Spoons Everyone

Joe/Nicky, Nicky punches a racist

Joe/Nicky, Joe/OMC, Joe loses his virginity

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky punches a racist

Re: Gen, Crack

Re: Whole team, wake

Re: Tentacle sex

Re: Joe/Nicky, Temporary Amnesia, Nicky Hits on Joe

Re: Joe/Nicky Pony Play

Re: Joe/Nicky, Temporary Amnesia, Nicky Hits on Joe

Nile + Joe, nail polish

Re: Joe/Nicky modern day and 1100s Joe/Nicky time warp

Re: Nicky/Joe/immortal!Keane; noncon as punishment

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky punches a racist

Nicky/Joe, talking dirty

Joe and Nicky are close friends with Gomez and Morticia Addams

Re: Whole team, wake

Re: Nile & Booker & Andy + Protecting Nicky & Joe

Re: Joe/Any - DP+Overwhelmed (noncon optional?)