theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #3

Prompt Post #3

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This is speaking to me. I think imma give it a go! Any specifics you'd like?

Somehow (maybe a private, nsfw bet), Joe talks Nicky into having a sex toy inserted during a stakeout, for maybe a few hours. Nicky's kind of blasé about the whole thing. Fine, whatever, he's one of the best snipers out there. He can hold position for hours in all circumstances.

And yeah, he totally can. But stakeouts end, and eventually, he has to get up and walk away and when he finally moves, the pleasure absolutely wrecks him.

Your call if Joe is smug about it or equally wrecked from seeing Nicky like that.

Y e e e s s s s s s

I would love it if someone filled this prompt! 😍

Yusuf is a powerful man (general, sultan, whatever) with a known weakness for beautiful men. Nicolò is the prettiest man his enemies can find. Nicolò is ordered to catch Yusuf’s eye, seduce him, take him to bed and then kill him. He only knows how to do one of this things (kill).
It’s a terrible plan and he know it but he’s going to do it anyway, because he was ordered to do so. He knows it will cost him his dignity and life.
Fortunately for him, Yusuf sees right through him, but takes him to bed anyway, and shags him so well that Nicolò ends up abandoning his cause.

+ Nicolò is completely, adorably inept at seduction. Yusuf is hearteyes for him anyway
++ Nicolò is a virgin

That is so 👀👀👀👀

Top tier prompt, this is the kind of content I want!

Come on, let’s fire up this kink meme.

Tentacle sex. I don’t care who has tentacles and who GETS tentacles *winks*

First rule of tentacle sex: the person who gets fucked is really into it. Like, ridiculously so.
Second rule of tentacle sex: Biology is more like a set vague guidelines than actual rules.

I mean, Quynh spent 500 years in the sea, just throwing it out there.

So now we know how she got free.

Oh my god

Oh I really want to see this! I’m imagining how adorably embarrassed Nicolo will be when he realises that Yusuf saw through him all along

mmmmmHMMMMM

Oh my god

Yes hello, I am very into this

Ayrt
No it was a funny one-shot with Joe getting drugged, forgetting Nicky and then hitting on him.
I’m sorry I tried to find it but I failed :(

Nicky will never again trust Booker with Joe

I really like the phrasing of this idea, like even if everything else is cool and Booker is welcomed back into the fold and Nicky treats him in a friendly way again, Booker can still feel there's one piece missing. Like Nicky sit down next to him to eat dinner, but on a job when Booker volunteers to cover Joe's back Nicky is like hell no you won't. I don't know how that can be fixed.

Found the fic!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25649125

Summary: Everything was going smoothly until some assholes shot Joe and when he was getting back up, injected him with something that put him out for good, falling back to the floor like a sack of potatoes.

(I know you know that old post about a guy coming out of surgery or something and under the effects of the anesthesia, he started flirting with his wife not remembering she was his wife. This is my take, sorry not sorry)

Oh I really love this prompt, I hope someone writes this! Seconded!

I'm pretty sure this is the prompt that got Nicky to raise his eyes from the corner of the room and go:

"*sigh* you people need Jesus."

🤣🤣🤣

And by that I mean good prompt, OP.

Post-film, Booker goes on a trip to Spain...and runs into someone he last saw in Havana in the 1870s. The other person recognises him. Shocked pikachu faces ensue, and once those are over, Booker has a job offer, and also an offer for an appointment with a therapist who already deals with Time Travellers.

When the Old Guard (including Andy for ~reasons) arrive at the Prospect of Whitby after those 100 years, Booker isn't there to meet them. Now they have to track him through the years and find out why.

(The reason is up to the author. Maybe he lost his immortality and had five extremely confused kids, maybe he's been captured, maybe he was in the middle of rescuing kittens from a burning orphanage and completely lost track of time)

Fine. Give me Jesus’ tumblr handle and I’ll personally ask him to write it.

Yessss, seconded!

I'm loving all these different takes on Immortal!Keane, I really hope somebody writes this!

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Prompt Post #3

Re: Joe/Nicky Pony Play

Joe/Nicky, sex toys during a stakeout

Re: Joe/Nicky, sex toys during a stakeout

Re: Joe/Nicky - asexuality

Joe/Nicky AU, seduction, dubcon

Re: Joe/Nicky AU, seduction, dubcon

Re: Random guard, self-discovery

Tentacle sex

Re: Tentacle sex

Re: Tentacle sex

Re: Tentacle sex

Re: Joe/Nicky AU, seduction, dubcon

Re: Joe/Nicky AU, seduction, dubcon

Re: Tentacle sex

Re: Joe/Nicky AU, seduction, dubcon

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe gets amnesia, immediately hits on Nicky

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky not forgiving Booker

Re: Joe/Nicky, Joe gets amnesia, immediately hits on Nicky

Re: Joe/Nicky, Andy/Quynh, Merrick/Keane/Nicky, Nicky/others, Wolfpack AU

Re: Tentacle sex

Booker, Crossover with El Ministerio del Tiempo

Team + Booker, at the end of the hundred years, Booker isn't there

Re: Tentacle sex

Re: Nicky/Keane, non-con or attempted non-con

Re: Joe/Nicky, Andy/Quynh Nicky/Keane, Non-con, immortal!Keane