theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #3

Prompt Post #3

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Op here! Tbh imt just really into the idea and please take your time don't overwhelm yourself but I appreciate the thought and would LOVE to read anything

Tbh the live action Aladdin was way better than I thought it was gonna be and Marwan is fantastic as Jafar I love the idea of annoying brothers who want everything your have (because it happens in my house all the time lol doing rivalries am I right?)

Give me the team dying (and coming back). The deaths could be funny (first time using a grenade) or you can go an angsty route (radiation poisoning or something)

^^Yes, please, this!^^

Op here- the table is totally fine too

During the Crusades, there's no way Joe didn't have admirers. And all these men and womenoved Joe, they wanted to be with him or be with him what have you

And then they find that he has taken up with a Catholic man, a man on the opposite side of the war and they're just like really?? You like him of all people??

And each time Joe explains to his people, they're just like I guess he's not hideous but you could do so much better what in Allah's name were you thinking shacking up with a Catholic??

+Joe's admirers will sometimes sit outside his house and while they're cordial to Nicky when he stays with Joe, they still think Joe can do better

Not to hijack a good prompt, but here are some dumb ways to die:

- epic fail at ice skating
- choking on breakfast
- drowning on a kiddie pool
- trying out auto-erotic asfixiation without a plan to get out
- *literally* choking on a dick
- "For the last time, I'm NOT sick!"
- "For the last time, YES! I know how to difuse a bomb!"
- stabbed by a baby
- "Didn't I tell you to look both ways before crossing the street?"
- "Yes, I can fly a plane! How hard can it be?"
- "I bet I can get back to life faster."

Anyway, good prompt!

here you go!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25910476

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25910476

The Church turned its back on Nicolo the moment he turned, but Yusuf still had a handful of trusted men with him. And Nicolo is grateful to all of them for treating him like one of their own and allowing him to travel with them.

Every night, he wants to show them just how grateful he is.

100% consensual. Yusuf's men adore him and want to protect him just as much as Yusuf does.

It's not enough to bring Andy to the dark side. Quynh wants to break all of their spirits in horrible and creative ways.

How does she do it? Does she succeed?

10/10 fire prompt,m please

Omg such a great concept! I hope this gets filled!

Fill here! https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=292534#cmt292534

I really hope someone fills this!! A+ prompt

Give me all the terms of endearment (in every language imaginable) that these two have come up with over a millennium.

Bonus points: they also have different fond nicknames for the rest of the team.

Their immortality also messes with their libido and refractory periods and so occasionally the team has competitions to see who can come the most times in a row.

Up to you whether it’s a proper team orgy with different people helping each other out or just everyone jacking off next to each other and keeping a running tally.

Bonus points: Nile beats the previous record by a long shot.

Before Nicolo, Yusuf has only been with women and he always prided himself on his skill at going down on them. In fact, it was sort of an open secret among the women in his town that Yusuf could drive a woman insane with the indescribable things he could do with his tongue.

Unfortunately, the tricks he learned aren’t perfectly transferable. Nicolo has absolutely no complaints as it is, but Yusuf dedicates himself singlemindedly to learning how to please a man as well as he used to please women.

Fill here!

https://theoldguardkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/694.html?thread=294070#cmt294070

Basically just Joe wrecking Nicky's hole. ((Although, if you want extra kink points, possible inclusion of speculum and/or hollow dildo? Totally up to you.))

The Keane/Joe/Nicky fight in the gas cloud goes a little different and much worse. How worse is up to you.

5 famous historical figures that Andy hooked up with and the one she regrets missing out on

Seconded and also thirded!!!
This fandom already taught me so many foreign terms of endearment but I crave more.

One of them getting absolutely wrecked by the other, begging and crying for it to stop, being driven completely incoherent, only remembering their native tongue, actual tears running etc. The other is full of praise, love and encouragement but no, he’s not stopping. Fully consensual, it’s a scene and they are both very much into it.

I’m open to a lot of kinks so it can be due to painplay, CBT, overstimulation, edging, overstuffing etc. The only things I don’t like is any cutting, blood or humiliation.

Inspired by the great immortal Keane prompts we’ve already had.

After the rest of the Guard rejects newly immortal! Keane he goes and finds Booker in exile. Booker is just glad to not be alone. They become buddies (and maybe more) and work together to earn back the team’s trust.

Sure! Sure! Why not? Two absolute disasters finding each other? I’m into it!

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Prompt Post #3

Re: Nicky/Joe (Jafar/Nicky) + Aladdin 2019 Crossover, Jafar is Joe's Brother & They Fight Over Nicky

Whole team, Dumb ways to die

Re: Andy/Booker/Quynh, femdom

Re: Nicky & Booker Gen + Nicky Tied To A Chair & Forcibly Touched/Given A Handjob

Joe/Nicky + You like him?!? Really??

Re: Whole team, Dumb ways to die

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Other, A night with Nicky in return for informtion

Re: Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Other, Honeypot missions

Yusuf/Nicolo, Nicolo/Others - consensual gang bang / polyamory

GEN, Quynh wants to break them all

Re: Yusuf/Nicolo, Nicolo/Others - consensual gang bang / polyamory

Re: Yusuf/Nicolo - Nicolo is NOT dealing well with immortality - TW: self-harm

Fill: Joe/Nicky, premature ejaculation

Re: Yusuf/Nicolo, Nicolo/Others - consensual gang bang / polyamory

Nicky/Joe, terms of endearment

Andy/Joe/Nicky/Booker/Nile(/Quynh?), multiple orgasms

Nicky/Joe, first time oral on a man

Fill: Joe/Nicky, prostate massage/milking

Joe/Nicky, Gaping

Nicky/Keane, non-con or attempted non-con

Andy/celebrities, historical hookups

Re: Nicky/Joe, terms of endearment

Joe/Nicky - begging/crying + praise kink

Keane/Booker, immortal!Keane finds a friend

Re: Keane/Booker, immortal!Keane finds a friend