theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #2

Prompt Post #2

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Alpha Booker’s ruts gets worse and worse, he starts to openly challenge Joe and drops hints he’d be a much better alpha to Nicky than Joe is.
Joe fights him, then fucks him, reestablishing him dominance.

Would love to see, as Booker starts to submit to Joe, their dynamic shifting from an aggression and violence fuelled fight, to Joe (and Nicky) reassuring Booker that once he submits he’ll feel much better, he’ll stop feeling the need to challenge and fight Joe all the time and basically be happier.

There’s no greater taboo in the society than omegas topping and dominating their alphas.

Fortunately, Nicky and Joe has never been ones to be stopped by silly little things as societal taboos.

Would prefer Dom/top omega Nicky but if you think it would work better the other way, I’m not gonna complain.

Maybe it's stress, or something didnt heal right the last time he got hurt, or it's the result of recent trauma. Regardless, Joe is unable to have an erection for days - but those turn into weeks and then even months.

They can’t really mark each other with bites or bruises, so sometimes when the urge arises, they get a bit more primal in their claiming.

Can be reciprocal or can always be the same person staking their claim.

Joe likes wearing the baseball cap. He thinks it looks cool and on hot days he can use it to avoid getting sunburned or sun in his eyes

Nicky doesn't like the baseball cap because then he can't see Joe's beautiful hair so one day when Joe is looking for his baseball cap, he finds Nicky wearing it and Joe absolutely adores how cute Nicky looks with it on

Basically just fluff of Nicky in Joe's baseball cap- bonus if Joe does a poetic speech about seeing his Nicky wearing the cap and everyone is like ugh here we go again

Joe and Nicky meet like they do in the movie, but after that, Joe never sees Nicky again. Then he runs into Andy and Quyhn, who ask him if he knows Nicky because they keep having dreams of him

They explain that the Crusaders found out Nicky is immortal like them and that he was into men so they crucified him to make an example of him

+Joe sees Nicky being nailed to the cross as well as Andy and Quyhn; he's praying in Italian but since they don't know Italian, they don't realize he's praying for Joe to come save him despite having only seen him once

++By the time they find Nicky, he is hanging on the cross alone, as his batallion had moved on, and Joe is beside himself with worry because for days and nights on end all he's seen is Nicky's scared blue eyes and hearing his prayers whispered in his ear and he vows as he helps Nicky down that he will stay by this man despite their differences

+++They make camp and Joe helps clean Nicky up and kisses his injuries despite the healing

They have all the time in the world, right? Like, enough time for weeks of foreplay, by the end of which it takes basically a look to get the other hard? Enough time for days of edging? For fucking it out of their systems when they finally break until they've come so much even their refractory periods give out? Yeah, they have enough time for that.

In modern times A/B/O characteristics are considered genetic relics. Only a small part of the population has them, they don't affect society at large too much, relationships aren't restricted, it's mostly a non-issue. But Andy's an alpha from a time where they were everywhere: old-school, full strength omega catnip. Over the years as A/Os faded out and customs changed she got good at ignoring whatever hints were left unless some enterprising omega was in heat or bold enough to hit on her. Joe and Nicky were both betas, and sure Booker smelled a little different but it was a different time and place and she assumed he was too. Nile, a modern alpha, had barely met them and wasn't about to stick her nose in, but after Booker's been exiled she mentions that it just felt wrong to send an omega away like that on their own. . .and it turns out the others never knew. Booker never said, and spent enough time on his own that he was never in heat around Andy for her to tell.

I'm not picky about pairings—Andy/Booker, Nile/Booker, anything else you might think of—so long as it's not super angsty or noncon (. . .so probably no alpha!Quynh/Booker, but other than that).

So I just found this meme which is perfect because I just finished the movie!! So this is a movie prompt

When I was watching, Merrick seemed to almost laser-focus on Nicky even when he was talking to Joe, same thing with Keane and it made me uncomfortable so I wanna see a slight movie au

When Nicky and Joe are first bought to Merrick Pharmaceuticals, Nicky breaks free from the guards to protect Joe from getting stabbed again and Merrick decides to stop Keane from stabbing Nicky again, Merrick keeps Nicky in his penthouse. He gives him access to security of Joe to keep Nicky complacent

++Nicky tries to escape the penthouse on multiple occasions but Merrick has guards posted to keep an eye on him

+++Merrick sometimes visits Joe in the lab to show him video of Nicky and taunt him

++++At one point, Merrick has enough of Nicky trying to escape to get Joe so he keeps Nicky tied and gagged (because he also won't shut up about Joe)

When Andy, Booker and Nile go to rescue Joe, they get to the penthouse but Merrick is waiting with a dinner on an elaborate table. They sit down and then they hear kicking and screaming and Keane is carrying a tied up gagged Nicky and depositing him in the chair next to Merrick across from Joe

Sorry this prompt for away from me basically TLDR Merrick keeps Nicky tied and gagged in his penthouse to taunt Joe and the gang is forced to have a very awkward dinner- Merrick replaced the gag with a ring gag to feed Nicky in front of Joe

Merrick offers Nicky a deal in the lab. He wants to leave the other three in the lab, but have Nicky for his personal use. They'll still use Joe to do their experiments on, but if Nicky's a good boy, then they'll give the others pain relief, do any organ removals under anaesthetic, and make sure that they don't do anything to Andy that could kill her.

Joe tells Merrick that he'll kill him if he lays a hand on Nicky, but Nicky agrees, figuring that he just needs to get out and he can work out how to get both of them free.

Merrick decides to use Nicky straight away, but makes the error of leaving him alone afterwards. Nicky escapes and gets back to the lab about the same time as Nile gets there.

Nicolo dies when he's still a priest, before he ever joins the First Crusade and meets Joe. The others around him decide that he's been given to them by God to use him to excise their base and immoral thoughts.

If one of them feels anger, they beat him. If they feel lust, they use his body, and so on.

Nicolo thinks this is his punishment from God for questioning his faith, so he doesn't fight it.

He's then taken to Jerusalem so he can serve the warriors fighting for God, and that's when his dreams start including a dark-eyed man who seems to be fighting his way to him.

Took him a longer while to regenerate but he’s back. The others find him, he’s confused and scared, doesn’t understand this new world, nobody speaks his language any more except for Andy. Others take care of him and try to explain to him what’s been happening and make him feel welcome and safe.

(And if you want to throw in some Lykon/Booker [guess he had a soulmate all along] or Lykon/Nile, who am I to stop you)

Headcanon that Joe has had sex with men long before they met, however Nicky has always repressed his feelings to the point where he hadn't even masturbated and is somewhatscated of havingsex- and he feels that virginity is the most important thing he still has. So basically a prompt where Joe takee Nickys virginity in every way possible, having the sweetest, most imperfect sex and shows him that sex can be fun. Also bonus if Nicky cries with laughter at some point because hes so happy.

Basically, their first time after they started to consider themselves husbands and I don’t care if they just took a vow, had a ceremony or decided that’s what they are now. Just make it special. ~flower emoji~

Since their bodies always heal, Nicky is just as tight as the first time Joe fucked him almost a thousand years ago. Instead of finding this a nuisance (due to all the pain and preparation required to get through sex every time), Nicky decides to have fun with it.

Cue immortal husbands roleplaying several scenarios where Joe deflowers his beloved in a myriad of ways.

Feel free to switch the roles, more than fine with Top!Nicky.

So you have a centuries old family unit that cannot die and heal immediately? The pranks must be literally insane. No preference whether its pre or post movie, but I love the idea of Nile not knowing about it and then being like "What the FUCK is wrong with you people"

Just like to see something about a completely fucked-out Nicky deep in subspace and clinging to Joe, any extra pairings welcome!

I'd love to see the trope of a honey pot mission, where Nicky is the only one who can take the role, except he's only ever been intimate with Joe, so he's deeply uncomfortable, but committed to doing it to take down the bad guy. I'd like to read how the others feel too. No non-con beyond unwanted kisses and a hand on the knee type touching. Throw in some bamf Nicky, possessive Joe, and protective big sister Andy, and I will be beyond happy!

That's pretty much it. I don't want Yusuf giving a demo, I would like Nicolo to be giving oral, and Yusuf giving detailed instructions and praise. Pov switching is fine, as long as there is some Yusuf pov.

Inspired by the honeypot mission prompt above. Their target is into Joe or Nicky (your choice) so he has to go be their honeypot. Trouble is, they've only ever been with each other and their time of courtship was almost 1000 years ago, so they have no idea how to flirt or be sexy in modern times with other people. Cue lots of Andy yelling at them, Booker laughing, Nile trying to coach, and all of them being very exasperated that they're just. not. getting it.
("But Nicky considers it the height of seduction when I do that."
"I do, my love, I do."
"Okay but no 21st century man wants to be compared to a 14th century caliph, they don't know what that means.")

Movie AU where the group all meet like normal except Nicky is the last to join. Instead of dreaming of Quhyn the first night she's with them, Nile dreams of Nicky, who Joe has been dreaming of since the Crusades

+10 Nicky has been captive in Merrick's lab all these years and keeps dreaming of the group but with how he's tied down 24/7 he can't escape

++100 Each night, the group reconvenes over dinner to go over what they see of Nicky in their dreams- Booker points out that Joe hasn't done much but draw Nicky's face in his sketchbook and mooning over the guy

+++1000 Joe definitely has some romantic inkling towards Nicky because it feels like he's seen Nicky before and then tells Andy he met him once during the Crusades

++++10000 They go to Merrick Pharmaceuticals like in the movie, get betrayed by Booker like in the movie and Nile has to get them like in the movie. While they're awaiting Nike's rescue attempt, Merrick puts them in the same lab as Nicky and Joe needs to be held by the guards because he lunges towards Nicky's unconscious form strapped to the bed

+ A million Nicky actually wakes up the second time Merrick comes to gloat and Nicky starts breaking down because he's been plagued by dreams of these people and the most beautiful man he's seen is about to be strapped down and tortured and he's just begging in a mess of Italian and English for Merrick to let them go and Andy is surprised to see Joe actually snarl and growl at Merrick when Merrick goes to cup Nicky's face and wipe his tears away as if he wasn't holding Nicky captive and torturing him

I wanna see some Copley mourning for his wife because in the movie he seems to genuinely love her and I loved seeing a male character expressing so much empathy and love for their spouse

5 times they bumped their heads together, in various contexts, for various reasons

pls and thanks.

AU where Lykon is still alive and joins the group just after Nile. Nile and Lykon team together to try and get used to their new weird family

-Lykon and Andy fit together just like old times and even though Quhyn is gone, they still have each other

-Booker and Lykon surprisingly get along- Nile and Lykon team up on Booker to play pranks

-Nile teaching Lykon all about the 21st century because he wasn't with Andy when the other immortals were found

-Lykon is surprised to see Nicky and Joe together, especially after hearing their story but Lykon and Nile will sit back and chill while sometimes watching Nicky and Joe being romantic when they think no one is looking

-Lykon and Nile becoming a fighting duo like Nicky and Joe or Andy and Quhyn

-Nile and Lykon share stories of their families and help each other mourn their loss when the time comes around

There's a Tumblr post going around where Joe is quoting Take Me To Church as he's talking to Nicky and Hozier is dutifully taking notes

That. I wanna see Hozier talking to Joe and writing Take Me To Church after Joe waxes poetic all "well my lover's got humor, he's a giggle at a funeral-" and Hozier is like "Yes yes go on" and writing furiously in his notes to get all this down

Nile absolutely loves that song and plays it on blast at the safe house for a week when she finds out Hozier wrote it about them

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Nicky/Joe, Joe/Booker, ABO, putting Booker in his place

Nicky/Joe, ABO, omega topping

Nicky/Joe - Joe cant get it up

Nicky/Joe, watersports

Nicky/Joe + Nicky Wearing Joe's Baseball Cap

Nicky/Joe + Andy, Quyhn & Joe Meet First/Nicky Crucified

Nicky/Joe, foreplay, edging, multiple orgasms

A/B/O, Booker is a secret omega

Joe/Nicky + Nicky Is Merrick's Captive & Forced To Have Dinner With Merrick

Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Merrick, Non-con, then Nicky kicking ass

Joe/Nicky, Nicky/Others, Nicky used as a whipping boy

Lykon’s back

Joe/Nicky, virginity

Nicky/Joe - wedding night

Joe/Nicky - virginity kink

Gen, Prank war

Joe/Nicky Subspace, aftercare

Honey pot mission

Yusuf teaching Nicolo how to suck cock

Honeypot mission gone silly, Joe/Nicky

Joe/Nicky + Alternate Meeting Where Nicky Was The Last To Join Instead Of Nile

Copley & Mourning His Wife

Nicky/Joe, head bumps!!!

Lykon & Nile + Newbie Bonding And Loving The Team

Joe/Nicky & Hozier Writes Take Me To Church About Them